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Alpha Chi Rho
"So, you think you can name all 50 states, huh?" Tougher than it looks, eh Tom? Especially when you've been through most of them... Where were you when I was trying to sell that prime Florida swampland real estate? Actually, you may have botched the states, but that was nothing compared to your display at the bowling lanes. Rarely does one man's two game total equal everybody else's average! Two words: quit the team!
Speaking of disaster, I must focus now on the romantic attempts made last week. Unfortunately, the men in question are postulants, not brothers. Congratulations first go out to Derek, who really sweet-talked his way into the heart of one girl. Keep trying, Frenchy, until you DON'T get slapped! Similarly, our sympathy must go out to Jay, who proposed to a woman, and then got rejected; don't worry, bro, there are other fish in the sea...
On to the rest of the postulants: what exactly were you trying to prove last week? NEVER try to outsmart the brothers, 'cause it just won't work!
Thanks to the multitude of brothers, other fraternity members, and WPI civilians who attended our big Risk Management seminar last night. Overall, it was a very good presentation, considering that Rosie only had to draw her gun once the entire time... Unfortunately, it was on Stewart, who not-so-wisely shouted out "What?" when she asked for the Steward's report. Nice job, John, and nice job finishing that wall on the second floor, too. Glad to see that house pride shining through! Enough with the slams...I'm outta here (in 98 short days, that is...)
Alpha Gamma Delta
CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME PLEDGES!! More specifically: Danielle Albano, Jill Johnson, Sarah Arsenault, Erika Lexth, Jill Baryza, Kerry Mallon, Renee Charpentier, Leslie Mauriello, Jannine Copponi, Helen Murray, Julie Davis, Anne Pareti, Brenda Dunn, Michelle Prudente, Francesca Escoto, Nil Saltuk, Stephanie Gagne, Jessica Sands, Beth Gentry, Jennifer Sapochetti, Stacy Gold, Valerie Schmitt, Rebecca Hoffman, Kathy Sheehan, Stacy Hubbard, Amy Sinyei, Jessica Jamro, Sarah Thompson, Wendy Jobling and Cara Valliere.
A big Welcome Back to: Laurie, Jen D., Kristin, Gilda, Toni, Karen G., and Annabella! Wear you letters with pride now ladies!
The Hayride was fantastic - good job Erica/Ange for organizing that! Do the pledges know ALL our songs now? Also thanks to Kari for the great Tupperware party! When's the lingerie party?? Thanks to everyone who helped clean up for the CRUSH PARTY, which is THIS SATURDAY.
Happy Birthday to Erin on the 21st! And I think Heather could use an enormous HUG!!
Our first college bowl game is tonight-good luck! And to the brothers at OX-we'll see ya tomorrow morning!!...A DOVELING
ATO
If three brothers drink seventy two cans of beverages in one day, what will they their condition be by twelve o'clock at night. A.)You would be kicking a soccer ball 300 feet with the intention of hitting a sign four streets away. B.) You would be wearing a cardboard box on your head for an hour. C.) You would be flipping over the first floor railing, head first, and wake up the next day not knowing why your lower back felt like someone put a knife through it. or D.) All of the above. That's right boys and girls, if you chose D, you are correct. Donnie discovered E-mail at Strattus. Where is Jimmy Scheflen? Outside, showing the girls what a yellow rainbow looks like. Sergeant Bugeye is taking care of business. Techno party dudes. Jamie has increased his bowling average. Peavey has discovered new techniques in winning at Beirut. Dial 911, Manolakos is on the prowl. (!@#$ Pete)
Lambda Chi Alpha
It's Tuesday and you all know what that means tomorrow is Wednesday. We now officially have AM's. Quick reminder that the Tuesday night porching club has started meeting again (dress code optional!). And now the results you've all been waiting for: the Results of Last Annual Lambda Chi Alpha Invitational Spelling Bee. Joseph "Webster" Ackerman lost the title in the first round after spelling Joe "J-o-a". Kongrachewlayshuns to all who participated.
In IM news those "Mighty Warriors of the Ten Pin Jungle" continue their perfect record. Way to go guys, keep the ball rolling! In other news the A and B teams split two games in the First Annual Gold Bond Cup (If you guys need to "Get Some" you'll have to go to CVS).
That's all for now but remember "There's no I in TEAM, unless you play with Joe." Buh-Bye
Phi Kappa Theta
Bennett, nice ear, freak. Finally the long tedious wait is over, the shingles are here! And again, Marsh has found us at a loss for words over his latest find last Tuesday. Why? So Erica, ya ever been taped? For anyone interested, Miraglia is offering a four hour seminar tonight on how to improve your public speaking skills. It seems a lot of people actually wanted to work front door a couple of weeks ago at the party. Either that or that blonde girl they were all talking to for two hours was really friendly. Beats me. Watch out girls, Dick Duckey is back in action again. What did these three things have in common last Tuesday: Szczurko's clothes, Bill's couch, and Mike & Marios's floor? They were all dry when Szczurko went to bed, and they were all wet when he got up. KTFB
Milkman
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sig Sigs!
First off, we'd like to say hello to all of our new members! The New Member class is: Misa Billa, Toni Bizzarro, Christine Carrigan, Kim Clendening, Pam Cox, Lisa Cappucci, Karla Eignor, Jade Goudreau, Elizabeth Kieronski, Elana Kingsbury, Rachel Kupcinkas, Andrea Nicolaiseu, Juliann Paine, Connie Pappagianopoulas, Kim Sieber, Lisa Sorgini, Jackie Viar, Cindy Vallaro, and Leah Whalen.
Congrats to all of our new members! You guys are awesome!! Make sure that you all keep up with your school work, it's going to get very busy!!!
Thanks to Tricia, Darlene, Moose, and Shannon for their apartment! Also, thanks to all the Rho Chi's and everyone else who had to remain nameless during A-term: Julie McCullough, Jen Sanna, Teresa Lintzenich, Christine Pukay, and Lynn Asato! Welcome back you guys! We have to make up for lost time where you all have avoided making it into the dreaded personals column! Be careful, I'm looking out for the five of you!
Good luck to all of the winter sports teams! Keep up the hard work, we're proud of all of you and we'll be there to cheer everyone on! Kimmy, no wonder you can't shoot, you should cut your nails!
In the personals this week: -Erika, I'VE GOT 8 MORE PIZZAS WHERE THESE CAME FROM....I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP! -Jen Alley....can I borrow your gold shoes? -Heather.....SPANKY (it had to be said!)
Phi Sig Sig loves their new members!
LITP
SAE
Well, welcome to the new pledges, Kevin Hoyt, Aaron Becker, Kevin Ledoux, Nate Hecklenburg, Chad Binett, Mike Wood, Greg Ducharme, Tim Talbot, Joel Hone, Chris Glover, Chris Fratini, Jamie Depoli, Jeff Wilson, Geoff Elliott, Bob Terrio, Jason Horman, Mike Willock, Ethan Kushner, Brian Danicker, Bill Sullivan, and Jeremy Stevens. With a little help from the ex-chaplain, the TOP TEN PREDICTIONS FOR B-TERM; 10. Pamela Anderson tells Stubert she doesn't want a relationship based on smut. 9. Zygote decides which badge to give away. 8. Phil adds another bowling pin to the juggling act. 7. Ong Squats. 6. Blaster tells Ceasar who the big dog really is. 5. A urinal is installed in room 7. 4. Willock, the dark side calls. Ask Enis. 3. Moments before D.D., Toole plans another hurried trip to the Niagara Falls region. 2. Teak, in a beer fueled frenzy, cock-blocks Duff. 1. Basil Heads off to ROTC to tap helmets with the guys.
Sigma Pi
Can we please talk about buying some house CDs? Top ten thing that were said Justin had this past weekend: 10. Let me use my battery... 9. Do some homework you hippy! 8. Step out of the car. 7. Are you still a freshman? 6. You're not in England anymore; your supposed to drive on the right side of the road. 5. Spread'em. 4. Put your hands behind your head. 3. I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD NOW YOU HIPPY!!! 2. Do you know what happens to cute little boys like you in prison? 1. Are you stupid?
The Cnut rides again. Look Mom, no battery.
What are you doing this Saturday? I know what you are doing... You're going to the Indiana Jones Party. Be there.
Quote of the week: "Let's show them what a real fraternity can do..." We're still waiting. You guys haven't shown anything us yet. If there were more than a few of you participating we might have cause to worry. Thanks for breakfast.
Stop bothering Ed -- he actually needs all of that Codeine.
See you next Tuesday!
TKE
Welcome to the annual pat on the back Greek Corner... First of congrats to the following guys... Joe Mensching, Brandon Alexopoulos, John Hogan, Ray Cotrufo, Sean Foley, Doug Cloutier, Joe Kudirka, Eric Marceau, Andy Jannarelli, Steve Almas, Tim Adams, Brian Guild, Chris Felice, Matt Connors, Jason Hamelin, Dave Melton, Mike Piquette, Romeo Gervais and Nate Brown. Congratulations also goes out to Keith Checca, the rush committee and the entire brotherhood for all the work done putting together another great rush. More congratulations to Keith Checca for being inducted into Tau Beta Pi. Q was able to pull some strings and be the 6th inductee into Epsilon Upsilon Mu, the, get this, Management Honor Society... I can just hear the hush come over the crowd, oooooooooooohhhhhh. Mark "Goonan" Suennen was a Rhodes Scholar for the 12th year running, I think I lost count. Watch out for the 8th annual (I guess it is 8 but who knows, maybe Saxon) Swamp Water Fest coming this weekend. Hey doesn't live in start today as well? A whole week of sleeping on the couch, I guess that means to action for Bad Back Boy. A team basketball versus ATO tonight. See Emilio to go to the Ice Cats game on December 5. Wrap it, I'm outta here to go chill with the Sugar Hill Gang and spin a little Rapper's Delight
Why eat cheese, it causes ignorance, arrogance and a shrinking penis Just eat Spam......... later
Theta Chi
BWGWNB...Let me begin by saying thank you Woody, and stuff like that never happens in my kitchen. This article, by the way is double ended. Now lets all give a nice big welcome to this years pledges (in order that I type them in): Sumit Bhalla; Eric Cernak; Mike Couchon; Jason Garrant; Harris C. Howland Jr.; Stu Hudson; Mic Kearns; Jeff Kellner; Trent Lewis; Manny Litos; Bill Lucas; Andy Morrison; Phil Mousseau; Mike Narkevicius; John Prusack; Mike Rupp; Will Salter; Lance Sawyer; Enzo Scallora; and Jeff Spinney. Congratulations to LeClair for making it through the weekend, and thank you again Woody. (note to the reader- at this point in the action your hero was experiencing brain block, enter Haggerty stage left as special guest writer of the week) Yes, co-op is all it's cracked up to be. Getting the job is the easy part. I heard Stratus will hire anyone. Jake, you probably didn't get the job because when the interviewer asked you, "So Eric, how do you like Marlboro?" you weren't supposed to say, "Marlboro, well I smoke those constantly!" (exit Neil leaving our hero stranded again). Only four days left till the second annual barnyard bash, promising to be the biggest social event revolving around a barn in the greater Worcester area this weekend. *retraction from last week's article: Myles should be spelt with a 'y'*. I will now abandon article with a "thank you Woody" and finally a "Check you later."
Zeta Psi
Okay, first things first...Congratulations to Fred, Rob, Steve, Smiley, Marc, Mike, Tim, Gregg, Ryan, Aaron, Bob, Jason, Jeremy, Mike, Steve, Craig, Jeff, and James, our 18 new pledges! You guys are in for one hell of a ride.
Top moments of the All Zete:
Muffin's couch cushion, then getting up and playing rugby. Jeremy's double whopper with cheese, hold the tomato, twice. Ben, that's not beer on the windowsill. Ben, that's not sweat on the railing. Matt, is that dinner on the front step!!! Brendan, Brendan in the toilet, Brendan in the car... Brendan drinking random cups of liquid lying in windowsills. Where the hell is Steve? Playing pool at sunrise. Pre party entertainment provided by Natalie.
Best quotes of B-term:
"Man, there must be one helluva snow ball fight in hell, right now." "Man, don't rub my arm and ask me for a butt." "So, what's for dinner?"
Things you'll never hear at zete, vol. 1:
"Jimmy, that was a really thought provoking idea." "So Ted, how do you like jogging every day?" "You know, Matt, I have never met a nicer guy than you." "What do you say we turn off Beavis and Butthead, turn on the radio and listen to classical music for the next half hour?"
That's all for this week, let's all pray to the hockey gods 'til next week...Signing Off-Jabba
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