Classifieds

HURRY! Remember to submit your artwork to the Gordon Library's Invitational Art Show by January 27th, 1995.

Lori- Mayonnaise and mushrooms and wacky tobacci! -Alison Faye

The sphincter is legal!!

Great news, guys! I don't need surgery for my hemorrhoids!

I have a dream...

Lori- FLORIDA --- HERE WE COME!!! -Alison Faye

KP - welcome back! We missed you - and I'm not an orphan anymore!

Bev- can I come to your wedding? -Alison Faye

Quote of the day: "Bah ha ha hee haw!" - Superstone

Get ready, Farmer Brown, the harvest is coming...

Remember, twenty dollars can buy many peanuts. Explain how. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. Yippee!

Hey baby, nice ham hocks!

Wake up Brad, your lawyer's on the phone!

"Well, if I'm on the receiving end..." - A.F.

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