Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Starting off.... even though the Postulants took over an hour to find the house, they had enough time to serve us up a 1000 shots of woostah's finest "caustic" - keep it up boys, the light at the end of the tunnel is visible [faint but visible]. I'd like to congratulate Foster and his band this weekend on finding Tammany Hall and great tunes. Grenade! Postulant snap list includes: Spice and Forge-it. I say put them toe-to-toe to break the tie. "Boy, it sure does stink in here!" Little known fact recently sniffed out by cave dwellers.
On that note... Jackson, did you turn on the oven hood? Well, alternatively speaking, our National [Alphia Chi Roh] will be pleased with our recognition. Sideball, what do you think of changing the library with the TV room... [drinky drinky motion]? Maybe the shock of the trailer disappearing warped my train of thought. Anywho, it must have been Bob's fault. Great job boys on the Saturn Snow Bunny - the oranges were nice, but you out did yourselves with the celery.
Gimpy - your going to have a hard time getting away from the border patrol now. On a lighter note, go out on Saturday everyone; get on a well accustomed yarcavasmorckin NOW. That really didn't make sense, but either way go to the formal. See ya there, fruity.
AGD
Happy Valentine's/Buff Day! And Happy Birthday to Laurie and my (real) Mom! Hey Pledges-got your Bananas? Don't get caught without one! And let's see more root beer barrels in those candy bags, ok? Great job with the snow raid-gotta watch out for water freezing when it's really cold out (did we pay attention in Chem?). In the news this week: Cindy&Mindy (say it out loud-it's fun), Cindy's got the wings and Mindy gets the hug! Also-for the 3rd week in a row (some sort of record I'm sure) Jenn K. as the SW! And the awardless, but worthy, PW-Jess S.-Congratulations! A special little hello to Quigs-have a cup of coffee and catch your breath. Relax, it's almost over!! There is a new rule I just made up: from now on, only ONE construction paper project per meeting! The Winter Carnival has come and gone, we should play Broom-Ball more often. See you all bright and early tomorrow! (psst...Hey Shaggy, it's Junior Night!) ...A DOVELING!
AGD PLEDGES-Hey girls! Hope you guys had a great weekend! (OX beach party) Jess hope you were successful on your mission (x marks the spot!!) Good job on the pledge test. Juniors- we hope you liked your banner- it was so cold that night that even the duck tape froze. Very creative snow raid on Wednesday night- you did a good job for only five people. Hope everyone found the proper clothing that they need for the week. Don't forget to bring around everything you need and don't walk alone! Have a great time this week- take tons of pictures so we can laugh at ourselves later. Maybe we shouldn't wear makeup the whole week- Just kidding Julie and Stacy!! Sarah A good job on the M&M's. Have a great Valentine's Day!!!! Adoveling
ATO
Ready, Set, Go? Who will win? Who knows? Tapley, here kitty, kitty, kitty. Dawson, do you really have to wear that hat and tie to work? Gobis woke up about a certain situation. Thank God. Josh found a new way to burn those excess calories. Cohen took one for the boys. Somebody has to, you know what I'm saying. Rad has been talking some vulgar trash, will he back it up? Beats took a round trip to New Haven to pick up the girl from Indiana. Sorry, from New York. Huck, how many? That ain't right, dude. You got problems. Boxer shorts, anyone, anyone. 55 wins and 4 losses, I laugh at that record. Walter, if you want to show Gobis and Goudreau what time it is, I'm your man. (!@#$ %%^^& &&**((!@ #$%^^ $$% Pete)
Lambda Chi Alpha
The past week was a huge success for the KAGL sports teams. KAGL played a great b-ball game against Morgan 4th. Instead of playing like the old GAKBF team, KAGL played this game with intensity. After being down by about 20 points, KAGL came back to win in double overtime. Coach D looked like Kareem with his sky hooks and reverses. This game was a team effort. Even Sweetah almost hit the double digits in scoring. Congrats to the KAGL swim team! They came in third place overall. Tony, you got to work on your reaction time! Too bad the starter was blind and didn't see the false start. We could have had second. Apollo, go take a jump off the pool balcony. The winter carnival was fun. It was a blast dragging Nate's truck around. By the way, happy belated birthday to Mr. Min...whoops, I mean happy belated birthday to Big Daddy John! That's the news and I am outta here!
Phi Kappa Theta
Doesn't it figure that the one thing Whitten actually does was to get that bus. - Rusty would like to know if anyone found the $17 in one's he lost last Friday night. - For all the Associate Members, house meetings are every Thursday at 10:00. - Chris has been having reoccurring dreams of the ghost of Jim Morrison telling him to prepare for a long summer journey...weird. - Happy birthday Ruck and Alex. - Does anyone else wonder about Ellis and Rollins and their new pets? - Guz Proverb: toga...toga...TOGA...TOGA!!! - breaker..breaker..one niner......over. - KTFB!
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sig Sigs!
Standing O's go out to Shannon Bielitz for designing and making the Spirit Day banner! Great job Shannon! Also, standing O's go out to Jen Rice for making the lasagna dinner for the New Member Committee last week! Thanks Jen!
Happy belated birthdays go out to Paula Hunt, Caroline Kondo, and Erika Simpson who all celebrated last week! Hope you guys had a great time!
Continued good luck to all of the winter sports teams who will be finishing up their seasons soon! All your hard work has definitely paid off! Thanks to everyone who went to Spirit Day games last week! Your support was most appreciated!
In the personals this week: Mandy, NEVER go to the gym without wearing spandex...apply to infected area. Erika has made it into the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest thumb known to man. Thanks go out to Sarah MacIlhenny for decorating the stairwell with tomato soup....way to take a digger and stink up the house for days! V-Neck, the toilet.....you can't make it through ONE WEEK without something breaking on you! Laura Bielitz...was that interpretive dancing? Your digger was pretty graceful...FLOORS ARE SLIPPERY WHEN WET!!! Sorgini...ENOUGH SAID! Julie Payne...shower UNITS are also slippery when wet!
Special hellos go out to Cathy Jzyk (I'll get you in the personals for doing something dumb REAL soon...I'm watching you), Christine Carrigan, Karla Eignor, Kelly King, Darlene, Maria Dilanco, Sue Waz, Dwalin, and Jess Cram. LITP
Sigma Pi
News Bulletin: There has been the reported sighting of a large ominous object heading towards the Pi. Everybody should stay inside with doors locked until the coast is clear. Other news, Swoop gives in to the most common temptation ever, and has the mark to prove it. And don't say we didn't warn you. I'd like to give an award to Uh-rich who accomplished his first 'house fixing' this week- only fifty to go John.
There was a J sighting also in the area a couple days ago, however only one. It looks like the Pitch Tournament will be big, almost as big as the cave in Justin's head. That's where he hides the cards.
I'll see you next Tuesday...
TKE
Greetings from The Land of the 69. This is the first corner coming from the Little Centrum. Guest writer this week is Def Con. We here at house are battling the plague, a mutational disease brought from the depths of the African jungles by the Lion King a year ago. Only now has this terrible manifestation been activated and in doing so, striken down the majority of the house. For good ideas for cures go see Def Con, Dools, or Birdie. Unfortunately, and not surprisingly, they can't be mentioned here.
Friday night saw GFY, in their debut performance since going platinum, in their cd, still at the factory, hyped up, to be released PARTY. The women and children of Worcester flocked to TKE to see their live performance with guest celebrities Bing Crosby, Metallica, Randy Rhoads, and the Doors. The Who were expected but pulled a no-show due to lack of parking. Congrats guys, good work on the cd, and good luck to the future. Ladies and gentlemen, GFY.
Since it is only Friday, we can still make predictions about the RCB and then laugh about them come Tuesday when we see how many of them came true. Lady J scores in the Pumpkin patch. Tat comes home with three women. Garth makes record sales as the Agawam coordinator. Disch catches a peep from his date. Sahal tries the method of ancient tribal dance to woo his date into submission. Newsflash, O'shea cups a feel. Froggie's tadpoles swim upstream, but get stuck in the canal. How 'bout some salt with those carnations new members? Nice after taste too, huh? Good work Suennen for putting so much work into the RCB and congrats for everything going so well and everyone having a good time.
Missing: flag from room 69, last seen Friday night. Warning, the material will self-combust within eight days if not returned. Also, tonight will be the conclusion of the house foos tournament following the house meeting which is ritual. C U Next Thursday because Tuesday is too soon. Smell you later.
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