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3 Bedroom apartment for 95-96 year. Well maintained, secure building. Seven minute walk to Wedge. Spacious, new kitchen and bath, dishwasher, laudry. $625 + cheap utilities. Call today for appointment to see. 792-0049.

SENIORS 2-3 Bedroom houses sleep 10 each with 2 baths one block from the beach in So. Yarmouth for college week. Security Deposits. (413) 736-2538.

Roses are red, Squirrels are grey, Clifford was are good friend, He died 2 years ago, today. Someone ran him over, What a homicidal clod, So we laid to rest our good friend, In the middle of the Quad.

MKA-BM Welcome Back! Don't worry, we'll all find a place to live. Don't forget about Freak Show. Girl talk tonight?

Club Berkshire trivia: What's the name of the only human buried on campus? Winner receives a one-year subscription to "ClubHouse" - Berkshire's own adult magazine.

I do not know of anyone who is actually buried on campus. The ad is purely fictional. Please do not send the FBI knocking on my door. CB thanks you for your continued support.

This weekend at Club Berkshire, the fourth semi-annual Panty Exchange! New, used, lost, found and abandoned. We're cleaning out the bar, all must go! Club Berkshire would like to do it's part for recycling. Come on down and browse. And remember, at Club Berkshire, sniff it before you eat it.

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