Greek Corner
ATO
ATO has migrated to the south during these past weeks. What do you say Cancun, Puerto Rico, and Bahama boys. Word. The true question is: Will Justin and Chad remember their own names when they return from this tropical island. Who knows? Due to lack of resources to pay house bills, Lauren, Libby, and the other one, have decided to move in and make our lives a little more joyful. Goudreau has officially turned to the darkside. He is one of us now. Cullen, aka OB1, has lost. The power of mainhouse is powerful and dangerous. Beware, my young Jedi for Gobis (aka emperor). Neophytes have decided to have different colors for their hair for MON-Friday. Problems. Thanks to Lee and Andy for breakfast on Saturday. I will remain as an ATO in Worcester for the rest of my college years. Second floor main house will be the place to be next year, boys. Every man's nightmare, and school girl's dream. Whhhhhoooooo. (!@@## Pete)
Fiji
OK, This should be easy I have 3 weeks of material to work with. A big sigh of relief goes out with the recovery of Pete Harrod. He was attacked by a viscous animal which left him with two scars on his neck. Beware to anyone who crosses the path of Chewy. Zaleski sighting-3/14/95 in the foyer. It is a toss up between the pledges and Zaleski for who hangs out more at the house. In the heavyweight fight, Pete and B.E. have gone to the 18th round with still no winner. Hey Gove you better lock your room, Rumor is that the house beers you stole are getting taken from your room. Congratulations to O'Brien on his horizontal mambo in Troy. Now tell me again was it that she had a seeing eye dog or a white cane? Cheer up Pauly at least you are not O'Donnell. Hennessey is still in Florida. He is afraid to get up after the lap dance. Senior class please get together so Orphanos will shut up. Congratulations to the new couple Scott Theriault and Sweet Leah. Rumor has it, Assner has invested his fortune in the Zima beverage company but has not seen any returns on his investment. Kijak's immune system is slowly wasting away and doctors have given him two weeks to live. Because of Simpson's disobedience, Indiana Jones has sentenced him to 10 whips and the even harsher, loss of telephone privileges. The Great Swammi says, "Eric Pauly, lover of pledges' sisters, and seeing Assner naked" "Tom Hanks, Mike Banks, and No Thanks."
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Spring break was great, but I don't want to get into any of the stories. Wanted: One date to the semi-formal. If interested call Woody. Pledges, initiation is coming soon if you think D-term of 97 is closing in. You guys know how to party and stay up all night, you must chill and dejack if you want to live here.
I will tone it down now because I don't want to get frisked or buried alive. "Could you please pass this to 11D?", "I don't mean to toot my own horn but, BEEP, BEEP". Set your calendars for April 5th, because The Price is Right will be featuring 5 front row guests. I don't know what to say, but I will leave you with words of wisdom. BETA YOU SUCK
Five Apples
Phi Kappa Theta
-First and foremost, in order to get our new fooz ball table, all teams must pay Whitten their five dollars to enter the house tournament.
-Welcome back everyone who went on spring break, I hope everyone who went had a great time and got lots of warm relaxing sun...jerks.
-Anyone who is interested in reading a great Suff. about the Industrial Revolution talk to Mark Roy. I don't know how he had the time to write a paper of that caliber and do so well in his other classes....way to go Mark.
-Well, since we're on the subject, what's up with Biggy?
-Associate Member of the Year.......Tommy Mich.
-GDFBATQXYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Isn't it weird how things change....Dan "parties" in Florida, Marsh plays with his computer in Stoddard.
-In related events, next time plug it in Frank.
-It's not easy being Guz.
-KWTFB...TWGPOSS!!!!!!
TKE
How goes it little kiddies and fans of the multi-award winning TKE corner. Finally the infamous C-term is gone for a bit but the wonderful memories will still linger. But we no longer dwell upon the past and we look to the present and the future and the awesome term to come. Think sports cup since this is comeback term. Even if you're not playing on the teams, think Couch Comm. and D.A.M.N. G.L.A.D. on the playing fields. Think warm weather and hanging out on the front deck of the big house with the studs of room Slathyd. And of course how can you not think, dream, and drool over the soon to come SEWER PARTY 95 coming real soon to a Top TKE chapter near you. This term promises much as is seen so early with the adventures of the 24 hour imbibing session and the seven consecutive night not so stable guys. And what better way to bring in the first weekend than with St. Pat my corn beef day.
A big congrats goes out to all of the new Friends of the Fraternity. Awesome job on the shamrocks, cookies, and that yummy leprechaun holy water. Good idea! Hey Spam, maybe you should be a lawyer instead of an engineer or at least hook up with a judge. Can I have your car? Plans for the sewer construction are currently underway with Ciasullo, Ammon, and associates architecture firm. All right that's it, we almost just lost this column due to a so called "Irishman" named O'Tool way to go klutz. I hope that all the New Members are anxious for D-term too, we've got lots of fun things planned. Flobi has put the training wheels back on his bike again for a bit, and Ray has been trying to roller blade on his hands and knees, looks like maybe we'll get the sports cup next year. Well, enough for redundant themes in this corner so keep thinking sewers and since I am now suffering from verbal constipation this will conclude this weeks column, and next week instead of kissing a Blarney stone kiss my ...
Zeta Psi Greek Corner
Okay, back for one last turn at the tracks...It's D-term, time to skip all your classes and lay on the front lawn, drink more, and play everyone's favorite intramural, floor hockey, who needs talent when you can just bash their heads in...This past weekend it was off to Montreal to visit our chapter up there for, um, social reasons...Anyone notice the dining room, second floor hallway, and the fact that the house wasn't a complete mess after break...Thanks to Kipp, Matt, and Lucas for all the time they put in...Welcome back to our almighty President as he returns from a sojourn in Bangkok...I think there was more work done during break by five brothers in one week than there was by forty in an entire term...coming up this weekend, our first party of the term...Coming soon THE PARTY and the formal...Signing Off-Jabba
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