Classifieds

Roommates wanted for 59 Fruit Street. 5 Minutes from Campus. $310 a month, utilities included. Contact meow@wpi or WPI Box 246.

Trip to Kenifac to learn about careers in manufacturing. April 5, 1995. Call 831-5012 for more info.

Responsible, loving babysitter needed to care for my children in my home 2 1/2 days a week. Great pay. 865-4573.

A 1/6 unit PQP in Forensic Science will be offered during term B95. If interested, contact Professor Berka in the Chemistry Department for details. All majors welcome!

Apartment for rent 3-4 bedroom apartment, ideal location (walk to campus) 127 Institute Rd. (Corner of Park Ave.) $600 per month (negotiable). Equipped with stove and refrigerator. Contact Metz Opticians (188 Park Ave.) 799-5256, 799-2511.

$1750 weekly possible mailing our circulars. No experience required. Begin now. For info call 202-298-9372.

Stratus trip on April 12. Call 831-5012 for more info.

Roommate wanted. Apartment located minutes away from campus in a very nice neighborhood. 2 bedroom apartment - amenities including sunporch, sundeck, and fireplace. $227 per month + utilities. Occupancy available April 1. Call 853-4875.

You Wanna Walk? Walk Where? On the Quad. Candlelight Walk. Tradition's Day. April 12th, 8:00 pm.

Plans Services is looking to fill Student Grounds Crew positions from now through the summer. If interested, please stop by Plant Services, 27 Hackfeld Road, between the hours of 8:00am and 4:30pm.

Visit Allamerica to learn about careers for computer science and management information systems, April 19. Call 831-5012 for more info.

For rent. One furnished room in my home near WPI. $250 per mo. includes heat, water, electricity, kitchen privileges and free use of laundry. Off street parking. Non-smokers only. Call 757-6814.

CRUISE SHIP HIRING - Travel the world while earning an excellent income in the Cruise Ship & Land Tour Industry. Seasonal & full-time employment available. No experience necessary. For more info. call 1-206-634-0468 ext. C50113.

WPI - Dean Street. Modern units for 1-2 students. Includes heat, utilities, appliances, parking, and coin-op laundry on site. Rent $530 - $670. Call Stan, 793-1773.

Interested in biomedical, manufacturing, mechanical, or industrial engineering? Visit Becton Dickinson on April 26. Call 831-5012 for more info.

1. My Old Piece Ain't Running... so says Whitey

2. Did you put your scrool on that butterfinger... hey that's not a butterfinger

3. Hook, line, and swallow

4. Your major is Phys. Ed.. Just get out of my room

5. Missing: 10 grams of Copper

6. Did anyone see Joser's mouth run by.... It hasn't stopped for hours

7. They're beginning to shimmy

8. Look's like she fell off the ugly tree and hit a few branches on the way down

9. Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug chug-a-lug...

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