Alpha Chi Rho
Did everyone make it through this week? All of us who did will remember the fiascos. Not only did Alex managed to stink up the TV room on his 21st, but also Nate's grandpa's luxury truckster. Atta boy, Alex.
Did anyone catch the Hulk's sly pick-up line: "If you wanna spend the night, you can sleep on my futon" . Eventually she gave up trying to convince him what she meant. Luke bashing must continue. Also when asked kindly to chug, he spontaneously poured it in his ear. Nuff on that. Yarcavaschmorgen.
Have you ever been to Che Paree. A road trip is in order. Some say you would come back sporting a tremendous... big schnouffer.
By the way, are all the NIBs satisfied with their new jackets. I noticed Forget's new nickname: E.J.. Gee... you could pack another person inside it.
We eventually had a very excited brother use some hangers. Everyone had a good time at 104 this week. Those who came out unscarred that is.
The afternoon "GAME" this week resulted in much "yawning" and new reduced rates on french fries. I think it costs a few pennies and they are now recycling, so says Istifan. Thanks for the offer, but I'll stick to Nate's candy. Signing off and Junior, Hold my hat.
Alpha Gamma Delta
Hi girls. I'm psyched to be writing the column. Thanks to Patti for helping me out with everything! To the seniors, don't be strangers even though Wed. was your last meeting. We're all going to miss you guys next year, not forgetting Carley of course! We love you all, you're a great class. Happy Birthdays are an order to Steph R. (today!), Wendy J. (6), Monika L. (9), Renee C. (10) and Jen L. (10). Congratulations to all the new officers and great work to the old. Don't lose those cool boxes girls! How high can you stack those things, Kim? Anyone going on a trip soon? Grab some wings. Go Jannine! Cheer up Raina the pins not that ugly. Nappi and Karen, good acting girls. Hope to see everyone at IRD and don't forget the social with Phi Sig this Friday. Good job to all those sisters who got 3.0's or better last term. Let's keep that chapter ave. up. To all those who got out there and walked this weekend... a good cause and a workout! Karen G. and Jen K. have a blast in Arizona this summer. Bring back some great ideas. Don't forget that the awards banquet in coming up and Jen S. needs your ideas. Intramurals are in full swing, get involved and show some AGD sportsmanship. The Teeter Totter A Thon is coming up! Erin keep up the good work. That's all for now... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Jimmy stopped on the way to gym to look at the beautiful Higgins House in all its glory this past week. Morin discovered that everyone loves liverworst. Karl has officially chosen his MQP in drama. He will replace the guy in front of the television in PCU for PCU part II. Pins and needles. Leaver, how's the back. I will ask Ma if we can eat more cheese with our meals. Three people have sighted Harenstine this past week. Details next week. Donnie, here's a riddle: What do you call a person who stares at themselves in the mirror all of time? Congrats to Ben. Beats, tell everyone to call at 5:00 in the morning so I can wake up and be in a joyous mood. Fresh. A few words to say about last Saturday night, black and white stripe chic attacked me. There was nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. (Greek)
It is nice to see that Harrod and Rice are getting along now after their fight over Leghorn. Harrod won her over because of his slick dance moves. Just when Assner thought he would be relaxing with a Zima, some guy comes along and steals the whole case. Don't worry Assner you'll get over it, I bet someone else is very happy with it, but do you think he can smile with that mouthpiece? In other Assner news, what was Sesame Streets' loss, was Assner's gain. We just hope she can get off the crack in time to enjoy her nest with Assner. Chapter tone is still good despite Rzasa's attempts to instigate and intiate World War III. Hey Rick, I didn't know the president's room held five. Thousand dollars to the first person who touches Bailey's back. Hey Raymond, Backdoor was right, you will never touch another girl for as long as she lives, it's morally wrong. That's it Cabral, keep shopping, I'm sure you'll be able to find a good sense of humor somewhere out there. Simpson has come out of the closet- he has admitted that he prefers phones over girls. His fantasy-two phones at the same time! Hennessey's favorite thing- slow dancing to Rosalita at 5:00 in the morning in the foyer. Best Pick up Line- Do yo uwant to listen to A.M. Sports Radio? Oh, by the way, congradulations to all of the new brothers. You guys still suck though (You hear those slay bells jingling ......). Congradulations to Pat Cyr who resently pinned his girlfriend. Oh, wait a second, she said not yet. Well Pat, I guess you'll have to wait till next year.
The Great Swammi says, "Mike Bank's chances of hooking up, How many girls Leono has been interested in, and Razor"
"None, One, And Mr. BEER RUN"
Lambda Chi Alpha
Well guys, this week wasn't as exciting as last week. To make it even worse, the guest writer I told you about last week couldn't get here to write. (She got a flat tire on her bike. She was going to write about her dream date with Pageau. Anyways, I hope you all got a chance to talk to the famous "Icecat" girls at the White Rose. I know it was tough though with all the guys mobbing them. Plus, their bedtime was at 9:30.) I hope all the brothers, AM's, and dates had a great time Saturday night. Big Daddy John was gettin' down to the music! Everyone should thank Jeevan for all his work. We had an awesome week in intramurals. KAGL softball, soccer, and hockey all had wins. The KAGL hockey team, down 4-1, came back late to win 5-4. That's all for this week. See you later!
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs!! First off, congratulations to all the new committee heads. We all know that you'll do a great job. Thanks go out to all of the previous committee heads - excellent work. Your dedication was greatly appreciated.
On a lighter note, thanks to Theta Chi for the great social last weekend. Everyone had a blast!!
Happy Birthday to Cindy V. and Rachel who cellebrated their birthdays this past week. Hope they were great.
In sports, Congrats to the lax team for their win over Clark. Nice job LJ and Kelly who both had a hat-trick, and Nan and Lynn who also scored a goal each.
Speaking of scoring - Hooray to our new all-star, in bed with a RED....She's sure to be a "legend" at her game!! Liz K. was attacked by a vicious vacuum that left her with multiple bruises. Heidi, how's Ralph? Nas, Bryer, Erika, LJ, Bethy, and the two rats (Jude & Ton) survived lax practice after some intense bonding! Karla, you usually STUDY in the study lounge! Jenny, how are your t**ts doing? Hey Nas, why was the bed squeaking the other night? Con, did he pledge pin you yet? Where is your mattress? Besty Wetsy and Gorgeous Giorgi....the saga continues!!
Special hellos go out to Jen Alley, the two rats, Connie, Teressa, and WHIT (aka Julie Andrews)!!
Don't forget to go on a date with your C-term buddy. Keep up the great work with intramurals...Becky Kostek, how many soccer balls could you see? (zzzzz)
Tau Kappa Eplsilon
Hi-de-ho soon to the sewers I will go: this week your orignal writer is back in the midst of all this Corner controversy. This week we also have the one they call Flobi. First off, it's finally over, this week TKE was proud to initiate 18 awesome brothers. Good job to all of them in surviving the New Member period, all of you did an excellent job. This week Checca befriended the Shrewsbury police and received a little $35 lesson in lights and electricity. Well, we're heading into the home stretch of sewer building '95 now and it is critical that everyone donate all their spare time to the project. While you are going about your daily lives, contemplate words of wisdom for the new generation of Friends of the Fraternity. Food for thought: why is everyone getting roller blades? those guys are nothing, real men do it on two wheels!! PIGS! Eat this Duquette. Hang in there everyone, we're almost half way done with this term and soon, the journey of life shall continue to the next plane. Ending this corner this week is another top ten list: The Top Ten things that you think of in the depths of the sewers 10. Wooo! The biggest sewers ever 9. SEAL team security 8. Slippity slide, multiple "CENSORED"! 7. Watch out for rats. 6. Please no more waterfalls, sorry Miah 5. I can't see anything!! 4. I hope I don't ram my head into any unseen cracks in front of me 3. Will I regret what I have done when I get out of the sewers? 2. Project Construction Intiated: 3/28/95 19:00 hours; Project Completion: 4\8\95 20:30 hours... cuttin it close a? 1. Where's the couch room!!!! Let's put a fork in this, see ya in the sewers!
What up G? This week almost went well...seems every year about this time we test the limits of life, this year being no different. Thank God everyone made it out OK. This just in--Wapner sneaks into the 90's to convict one more SAD brother found guilty of surfing the flesh oceans all too frequently. Lt. Houlihan will be representing the Coast Guard as justice will be sought for the apparent violation of all applicable whaling laws in effect covering waters off Epsilon Beach as well as the fragile estuaries and tide pools located on the third floor. The accused received a subpeona last Tuesday and is being held in custody at the Mass Maritime Prison...Jesse endures stage 2 of self punishment for not living in the house, soon the demons come...I never truly understood how powerful brotherhood was until I was on the receiving end. Thanks so much and let's keep it up. Until next week...I'm audi5000--word.
Sorry about missing the article for a couple weeks, I thought Wendell would do it. Maybe you've heard of this one- "A Jew, Moron, and Elmer walk into a bar..." Punchline at the next house meeting.
The whose fat at Sigma Pi competition is starting off good. This competition is an attempt of course to keep the house standing by keeping weight off the floors. Whatever. Congrads to the maggots, whoever they are. It will be a long and arduous journey for them as they travel the long road of maggotdom.
Happy hour is starting off slow with only 2 participants, me and Jim. Maybe Brady will join us in the future if he feels like it. HEY DUURICH, the faucet still leaks! FIX IT! please? Butar, get your act together, get us gas for the thing. You are so lazy it's incredible. Have a nice day. See You Next Tuesday.
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