Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Did everyone recuperate from this weekend's excitement? Under all that influence, I wouldn't be surprised if some still haven't recovered. Due to the stress of mid-terms, I hope everyone let it all out on Friday. Even though I am writing this before all the fun, I can predict certain individuals who probably haven't recovered yet. You could say Tom has the new record for quickest loss of sobriety at Ping's on Thursday night. On that note, probably Swallow, Frenchie, dude-yo himself and many others probably tried to break that record, too.
During some unnatural occurrence, our intramural soccer team actually won a game. Unholy as it sounds, Alex earned his first intercollegiate shutout. Desire, determination, and forfeits earn the wins every time. Even Nate couldn't contain himself when he heard the news. Yummy.... another box from home (I wonder what's in it)! Onward we go to another subject.
Done; the dining room finally met completion after a year. Unusual at is, don't fret, it looks like this year's "postulant" project will last a few more years at the rate their going. Don't let this go to your heads NIBs, but you could break the record for the longest project. Enough of NIB bashing... I'll let it be. Yarcaschmorgen. Or should I say Schnitzelgruben.
Due to the lack of sch-tuff to write on, I'll just make sch-tuff up. "U" all should know that Luke's desert idea was shot down in it's early planning stages. During the party, while everyone headed away, desperate Brez unfastened super-poly-grip heavily. Each bro should also know that the Eeaster Bbunny will be arriving an hour earlier this year according to Jose. Yet this corner must come to an abrupt end, for I'm on a mission to see a moose. Only 3 more exits and fifty yards to go... quoth the phantom.
Alpha Gamma Delta
Hello girls! A Big Happy Birthday goes to Cindy Moser (today!). A big congratulations goes to Kristy S. (how many times around was that?) for getting pinned. Congratulations are an order to Jannine, our new song bird and to Jen L. for becoming Assistant Rush. A big spirit 'Hug' goes to Erin for her fabulous work and just a big hug being passed to Shelly. Thank you's to Phi Sig for the great social on Friday. The question of the week is, "Is this a nice shoe meeting or what? Nappi and Patti do you know?" How's the front row to all those who have journeyed that far in the ranks! Sorry to hear about the guy problems going around, we don't need them anyway! Don't forget tomorrow is an open house, wear letters and show some AGD spirit. I know it'll be tough without those wings, but Erica promised she'd get some in her air travels. The program starts at 7:00 in Kinnicut tomorrow, don't be late. Keep those letters on, this week's meeting is informal. Monika, you did a great job with senior week. Nappi, beautiful "Ode!" Going down in the history of AGD, Kristen crying? Or were those tears of joy? Good job anyway Jess, Miss Emotional. Does anyone else not trust KT with a knife?! Or is it just me? Sorry sis! Don't forget to give your award suggestions to Jenn S. IRD was lots of fun, hopefully no one was late! 10 days til the official start of the Teeter Totter A Thon! Have a good Easter. Don't eat too much chocolate... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
The house looks great. Let's keep it up boys. E-club has had some good luck with their couches, just ask the banana girl. Probs. Trojan horse, no. Tela, your tuff or you will try to be. The boys will have some stories after this weekend from Saturday night's usual hangout (aka Goudreau, Beats, Gobis, Shea, Tapley, and me). Goudreau has officially turned to a different ethnic background due to his inablility to open his eyes completely. Rad and Beats, Amy only called 95 times today. All I have to say is np=DFC. (ask me what it means). The dove has spoken. The dream team in softball will win the tourney. Donnie, you call me Mr. raider, call me Mr. Mister wrong, you call me insane. The end of the world is near, and I will promise complete madness. Enough, said. (Greek)
Lambda Chi Alpha
Nice WHITE ROSE Formal, I liked the RED carnations. Hey Sullivan, how's the waste basket? Jeevan may not be able to BOWL, but BOY can he DANCE. Once again, contgrats to all KAGL teams. Too bad you couldn't play Buttafuco, it seemed they really needed you out there. Was it me, or did it snow at that soccer game? Next time, we're bringing cow bells and drums, you know, just like at home. Hey Hammer, wear a cup next time. Good turn out at the hockey game, Sharkey, you're gonna score. Hey Phife Dawg, next time stay AWAKE, huh? Tom, Great Underestimated Motion Picture last week. You're right, that was cheesy. Get ready for the Teeter-Totter and Sigma Banquet. Seniors! You guys really don't HAVE to graduate, do you? Yeah, you're right, get outta here. Quach, are YOU a MAN? O.k. gentlemen, I'd like to end this with a quote I once heard during a track meet from a fat ol' lazy friend of mine from home: "Its All You."
Phi Kappa Theta
Congratulations to all the new Brothers of Phi Kappa Theta. Now that Sczcurko is a Brother, Whitten has been pretty jumpy. But who can blame him, if I had a lunatic Polish kid swear revenge....well, I guess I wouldn't care. The stairs look great Pete...it doesn't matter for the past week we've been going down the back stairwell, down the back stairs to the game room, through the game room, up the game room stairs to get to the first floor, instead of just going down one flight of stairs. Because Mike Marsh doesn't have a phone and never comes out of his Stoddard hide-away, if anyone needs to get in touch with him, let me know and I will write him the message in Newspeak. Mike's first message comes from Guz...he's been waiting to talk baseball with you. Just a warning, when the Guz comes 'a knockin', it means he got sick of waiting for you and actually walked all the way up to Stoddard to get you. The second floor old house found out what happens when Kallio and Chu get together for Monday night wings....Chu got a new hat, complements of the house, and Kallio decided to put his military explosive training to use. "Call Sonipatrol!!" One thing I learned last week, Gus is a funny guy. KTFB!!
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hello girls, kinda short on time so here goes! Hello to all the seniors, we miss you guys!! (kinda - just kidding!) We hear Theta Chi is the new home of domestic violence, nice eye Jen Chids! We see you're making a fashion statement!! Hey Capucc and Chids, need a shower? Pop Quiz: How many sewers can one Phi Sig build? Not too many when she's getting attacked in them. Liz Herman, how's Sean? Hey Julie P. need a spoon? Speaking of spoons, Capucc how about one with your macaroni salad. Good luck Spiderwoman doing MQP with the exotic dancer. Hello to Tracy, aka Baby Bumpkin! Sweet Harrod, god love ya.....ENOUGH SAID!!
Nice job with parent's day to all of those that helped out. Thanks for all your effort! It's five o'clock!!!!!!!!!! (ijhtbh)
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Roomy, you wrote a whole article dedicated to me in which you tried to sadden me with your harsh words. AAAAHHHHH you tough! I will not join in on this war but could you please explain why there was a 9 inch dong found in your desk drawer. The only person that is lower than you to haze would be the aweful pledge class. Top Ten Predictions for the Pledge Class 10. You do such a good job in pledging that Crazy asks you to do it again with next years class. 9. No seriously, you will get initiated... Sometime in the year 2010. 8. Stevens finds out that golf is just too tough and he switches to badminton 7. Ducharme just realizes that he is aweful and consults Beta for advice. 6. Wilson leaves his promising modeling career and runs the UMOC program 5. Glover offers his girlfriend to get his last few sigs. 4. Bennete and Hone pick up chicks. That is they pick up and look at the magazine with the chicks in it. 3. Sully becomes cool... as cool as Faunce after about 12 beers. 2. Lets see who I forgot. Becker WWOOOOHHHH! Jaime, don't be afraid to kill yourself. Shirl, get lost Hint: try room 8. Dannaker, Are you the pitcher or the catcher? Basl was wondering 1. Ledoux and Willock leave their girlfriends, elope, and live happily ever after. I guess Ledoux would be the chick.
Five apples
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Here we are once again on a beautiful Friday afternoon stuck inside writing the corner. Rat-a-Tat Tat also helping this week is a kid named, well Tat of course. Sewer Party '95 "In the spirit of the sewers of '64" rocked the campus this weekend. A most appreciative thanks goes out to all of the brothers and friends of the fraternity that put so much time and dedication into the construction of the sewers this year. There is no doubt that these were the best sewers ever! Project manager Emilio, they truly were great, excellent work. Also congrats to the people who unplugged Flobi's alarm clock every night, you guys are the true heroes of last week. TKE A soccer won the first game of the season in dramatic overtime fashion, and B team did score the first goal of their game. Couch Comm. will soon be in effect. Movie recommendation of the week, Desert Moon, we give it 4 inches up. Duquette catches some strange rash around his neck from some random Piedmont St. wanderer. Also beware, the Brown Plaque has remained dormant in O'Shea until now. The Top Ten list this week, the Top Ten reasons why the sewers of '95 ruled: 10. Take all your anger and put it in the happy box. 9. Smaller Butt-o-Meter than previous years 8. Desjardins Sound Works and Cottrill Ventilation Inc. 7. Getting lost in the rotary 6. Couch room with cathedral ceiling 5. The Flobi aroma 4. The Duece death slide 3. Take your best shot! Trap doors rule 2. Flame retardant building materials 1. TKE pride and brotherhood strength. Until next week when we grace the paper again with another corner...
Zeta Psi
As we approach the final turn...Hats off to the intramural teams for some good play...The Softball team drubbed Theta Chi while the Hockey A team beat up on Fiji...The Mickey's ice athlete of the week goes to John Reynold's for proving that Zetes can fly...Speaking of athletes has anyone seen the real Ted Phipps, you know, the one that sits around and smokes butts all the time...This week hockey on Tuesday and Thursday, Softball on Sunday, and Soccer on Monday, Go and watch us crimp...
Thanks go out to all the brothers and their dates for attending the Second annual spring formal, it was a great time, and thanks to Thompson for disproving the theory that he couldn't organize a one man circle ----....This weekend it's Easter, the time when millions of families across America get together to enjoy the holiday while groups of zetes go out hunting the Easter bunny...In two weeks, we try that golf party thing again...
Also, thanks to all the brothers who helped out with kids fair and the cleanup this past weekend...Will the elusive charity for the volleyball tournament please step forward...
Coming next week some of our year end awards such as most improved social leper, the brother who most surprised everyone by getting off of his butt, brother with the least pleasant girlfriend, and most creative brother (language category)...stay tuned...Signing Off-Jabba
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