Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Well brothers, I'd say this week was blazin, eh? NIBs couldn't get enuf out of Tues. and Wed., so let's sum up their shenanigans.
I heard Petie's room got attacked by albino Russkies (the Salvation Army might be able to rescue that silk jacket). Derek got a special dance one night, and a yawned something special the next. Forget... runaway; try the laundry room! Carey, 'nuff said. "That's right it only vibrates!" Anybody whiff that Wendy's burger... I believe Popper did. Spice has "come" in contact with women. Hey, Lino - how many guys does it take to fill a toilet bowl? Oses - trouble with the ladies? must be the pits. Brez, [Ogre, Louie] oh so pretty. Finally, as Gregory would say, get a room!
The GAME returned again with only one brief break as it was spiced up by a freak rain storm. The last hockey game went so well it was like we weren't there. Gin lived on as Buhb and Nate were alone in a room for 6 straight hours... what kind of tote board is that anyway?
What's airball, Istifan? 9 to 12... thanks its much clearer now. Sorry Crows, no Night in Chi Rho again - herbs the word. Question, does having a single really pay off Doug?
The Cave managed to stay clean for a new record seven hours, but then Joey blew up the rice cooker. Anyhow, those new floodlights are great for midnight b-ball, but I especially like the new flying film, ham 'n' cheez sub, and apple core obstacles (also the Stewart buffer helps your game).
Two more things. One, I hope Saturday goes well with Grad. Appreciation Day and the Spring Bonanza. Two, let's thank our soon to be graduating Seniors for the four years they have put in to AXP, and to many more to come. Be men!
Alpha Gamma Delta
Happy Teeter Tottering! Are we sore yet? We're almost done. If you're reading this at DAKA on this fine Tuesday morning there's only about 27 hours left! A big Happy Birthday going out to Jules on the 27th. Don't forget the walk-athon for the March of Dimes is this Sunday. Get out there and help out if you can. Quadfest is tomorrow. Let's see girls, how many places can we be in at once! Happy end of TTAT with LXA, BBQ for Quadfest and airball with AXP? We are definitely in demand. We are busy that's for sure! We have plenty of time! Ya right! Congrats to Jannine and Karen for geting their little hats. Hugs going to Jen R and Lori and Amy gets Annabella's token of affection. (Wow she even unhooked the thing!) That crazy red, buff, and green creation goes to Jen Sap, boy what could you possibly add to that! Did she accept that nomination? Well congrats to Jess anyway as Jenn K. fab replacement for sisterhood in A term. We'll miss ya Jenn. To all the new sisters, we finally got our badges and to all our sister moms, Thanks for the loan! We love you all. Well that's all for now. We're almost done... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Use nuts and bolts, use nuts and bolts, to lock McKeever up. Donnie and Lee follow the yellow brick road. Say hi to Dorothy for me. Bulletin: Rad has gotten promoted to GM of weight watchers because of record breaking weight losses from the Shrewsbury food crew. D. Shea, nice Buddha. Petrini and waste man went camping. Just think about this for one second: If Justin and Chad are in Puerto Rico with Beez, will Beez come back with any brain cells? Just a thought, hopefully Beez will be able to this when he gets back. Goudreau that's not a Butterfinger. Dawson decided his favorite vegetable was corn. Quote of the week> Pete: Josh, why don't you smile? Josh: I am smiling. To the unoriginal package: One hundred sixty five pounds of chiseled steel and sex appeal. (!@#$ Pete)
Phi Sigma Sigma
Well we're almost at the end of the year, I know everybody can't wait to hit the beach - hang in there!! Hope everyone is getting three A's this term....that would be one long rose ceremony! Congrats to everyone who did get a rose at Wednesday's meeting, to those who didn't: study harder! Congratulations to Lyn Dubois!! One last congrats to Tracy on her new job, good luck! Hope all the seniors presentations went well, we were thinking of you! Great work on Funny Awards Kristen and all those who helped, we had a ball!! Thank you also to ATO. Hey Whit, do you care to share that story with us again? Was that a paperclip holding your pants up? Speaking of pants, Judy, keep yours on!! Hey Kelly.....$50K...WOW!!
Remember Quadfest is Wednesday, don't forget to help out if you signed up, and even if you didn't. Keep getting pledges for the March of Dimes on Sunday. You guys need to start doing some more crazy things so there is more dirt to write about. Hello to Jenny P., Sarah T., Shannon, and Becky Kiluk! LITP!!
Sigma Pi
Brother of the month goes to Spanky, who made a record appearance of four times to the house, some not even during lunch or dinner. Spanky, Spanky!! Kile is going really good (well), and our JA's are taking up the slack. Um, ugly man became famous, is now the center of attention of all the ladies. And, we are going to finish the pool room on time!! Yaaahhh... Hard work and dedication go to specifically Glen, Sherman, Jay, Happy (me), and other honorable mentions who I forgot to mention. And they said we wouldn't do it. Well, this school still sucks and this house still rocks, so party up and fail all your classes, and drink one for Damien, our close friend when times are tough. See you Next Tuesday.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hey there, how's your Kudirka? Do I even have a Kudirka? What the hell is a Kudirka will someone please tell me! Mmmm yeaaah, winding down the end of the term here now with all those fun projects, papers, MQP's and things due real soon, what else could you ask for in life but for summer to get here even faster. A huge amount of credit must first be given to Suennen, Remley, and all of the chairmen for the Special Olympics tournaments going so well this weekend. Excellent job organizing everything! Thanks also to Theta Chi for the combined efforts this year in the hosting of the basketball and the bowling tournaments, it was good working with you. Thanks to Gillis for organizing the awesome Big Brother/Little Sister potluck dinner Saturday night, it was a great time and a lot of fun watching the other brothers drool over all of the food that we had. Around and around we go where will all passed out everyone knows! It sure didn't take eighty days to go around the world Friday night and I just have to say that everyone knows that the famous Birdie drink rules the world and if you missed it, then suffer until next year. Spam you like the pressed ham don't you? Sahal the two day Suff. boy, yeah whatever, we all know how you're really gonna get the A on it. The Slush Puppie gang is in full effect now. There will be a short seminar on slush techniques soon, but everyone has to try one of Raab's creations. Hopefully as you are reading this today, TKE track will be taking first place after months of grueling, intense preparation. That's it for this week, no top ten this time! The Raabi bids you all farewell and a good week.
Theta Chi
Word to the streets..yet another beautiful, stress filled week in D term and we still aren't done with this place. Y'all better kick back and listen to what I saw this week down at the house. To start things off, has anyone ever seen Downey lose self control, run at you like he's gonna kill you for food, only to stop right in your face and say "What's up guy" in that hooked-on-phonics voice of his? That happened twice. The Epsilon medical team, led by wannabe physician (maybe in his next life) Mike D, has spent countless hours studying the behavior of this man, and have come to the conclusion that George is suffering from chronic elephantitus of the mind, a rare but non-contagious disease known to be magnified through second hand contact with puss from Bruno's toe. We all hope for a speedy recovery. Also in sick bay, there is a certain brother named Bill who hasn't been around lately due to a serious case of the 'pox. He'd appreciate a call... get his number from me. Hey...I saw Laroche mop the basement! (3 weeks after the party isn't bad) I also saw a chemically altered Hager, etc. make an attempt at sitting a full glass of soda on his floor. Three refills later, it finally became apparent that while the rug's thirst was thoroughly quenched, nobody had taken a sip yet. All righty then...2 more weeks, let's get up the house psyche, bring home the cup, and close out the year with a blast of a party. Until next week, I'm audi 5 (like last year)...
Zeta Psi
First things first...Congratulations go out to our six new brothers: Karl Baker, Mike Blyel, Jed Miller, Ben Fischer, Dave Balfour, and Marc Martel...Now that Marc's a brother we'll be accepting applications for the next two term pledge...
As for intramurals, it was zete vs. SAE week with a few other games in between...The softball team had a tough loss last Tuesday but hopefully we'll bounce back in our next game against TKE...The A-team Hockey squad beat SAE 9-1 in its third straight victory (time to pray we might have made the playoffs)...The B-team hockey squad posted a solid 4-4 tie against the hockey team...This weeks Micey's Ice player of the Week: for the second week running its Nick Palmer for proving that you can catch a ball with your eyes closed, also runner up to Rob "I wanted more" Keogh, when you more than double the other teams score by yourself its time to take a seat...
This weekend, its finally here folks, lock up the dog and warn the neighbors its time for THE PARTY II...next week, the final corner of the school year...Signing Off-Jabba
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