Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
Hello Girls. Hope everyone had a great little holiday because that's the only holiday we get off here at good ole WPI! But hey that's alright. Hmmm... There aren't any birthdays this week. Happy Day then to everyone. Let's see a few reminders, tomorrow's meeting is informal. There's a rush workshop thursday at 7:00. Everyone bring your great ideas. What was that Franchy? Dinosaurs and strip teases? Yeah that's a good idea! To deb, we know you were gone D term, but you do have to wear that hat everyday! To last yrs pledge class, well to the sisters still brave enough to do the dirty work! Great job on being stealth, thanks to our fearless leader for organizing. Tip of the day, leave your bright red pods at home, amy... Just kidding with ya but I'm sure Stacy would love to give you some helpful dressing tips. The black hat is key! Don't forget dues this week to Karen and remember to be gathering money for the JDF walkathon. Rush is almost upon us and rules are in effect, so don't break any. Go meet the freshman and encourage everyone to RUSH!! That's it for now... ADOVELING
Lambda Chi Alpha
First of all, since I missed last week's paper, I'd like to welcome all the brothers and AM's back to wonderful Worcester. At least now we have an awesome house to come back to. Well guys, summer's over and it's back to the grind. Hope everyone had a relaxing summer. The house is looking better and better every day. Even Jeevan and myself are ready to move in by now. (Or at least we should be by tomorrow.) There's still a lot of work to do but we'll get it done. Intramurals start up soon, so be ready to support KAGL and LCA on their way to the Cup! Two final thoughts for this week: Even though the house has risen to greatness, other great things must fall from their high pedistal. I am stepping down from GC writer. Don't worry, I'll appoint some else to write it. Have fun. Now on serious note, as you all know, our advisor Gene will be leaving his position. We should all keep him in our thoughts and prayers. We all know that he has found everlasting happiness with us and Lambda Chi Alpha. We owe him a great thanks!
Phi Sigma Sigma
Welcome back everyone, hope y'all had a great summer. First off, Happy Birthday to Kim Scofield on the 6th and Elana and Cindy Mitchell on the 8th. Looks like we have some celebrating to do girls!! Happy B-day to all of those summer babies too, we didn't forget you! Excellent job cleaning the house, looking good. Standing O's go out to all the Phi Sig athletes - keep up the hard work and kick some bum!! GO TECH!! Hey Tapley, thanks for the plunge - the second floor. Something's wrong - real wrong but I don't know what it is! Julz, have some cranberry juice, it will keep you afloat.....um, I think there are some major smoke problems in the kitchen. Hey Pucci, where are you going this weekend? Lee, Sarah, Spank, T, and Julz, we heard you had fun in the sun in Maine. Erica, how is Sweet Lu? Speaking of Shanz, Becca, how are your FIJI fans? Last but not least, we've all heard the news of the summer, Chris got her own man?! That's all this week, have a great A-term, get phsyked for Rush!! LITP!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Welcome back to another great year at WPI. Hope everyone had a great summer. None of us had an easier time than Jamie finding things to keep us busy; nothing like a refreshing jog through the park. We'd like to send out a get well to Basil, we hope this will teach you to keep your mouth shut in the AF showers. In other news Stubert started off strong this year, he must have learned some of those moves while on tour with his fellow seamen. Willock, your house bill just went up, the added money will be used to rent you your own crossing guard. Moc you showed room 13 the wrong stuff Tuesday night. And finally a congratulations to all of the new house officers.
Five Apples
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Has anyone seen Bob, you know, Bob from the band? How goes it everyone? Has anyone "lost that lovin' feeling" this weekend on the quad? Hey Dinky, how's your education going this year? How 'bout those professors and the lessons they teach? Wiffleball rages on as the tournament continues. Hey Cotrufo, how come you always wear that helmet around everywhere you go? Congrats to Miah for the first awesome party of the year and if you went home and missed it, well then you probably weren't there. Hey, my big brother is a civil, that's how I know these things. Hey, remember, the house meeting is tomorrow night 6:15pm. From now on, no one can deny the power of the BFI dumpster dude. Ok, major case of verbal constipation here so let's do a top ten list...the Top Ten Things You did the First Week of School 10) Sleep through your 10:00am class if you're Hector 9) Case studies in 12oz increments 8) Skip classes altogether 7) Be introduced to Getta 6) Watch Reservoir Dogs 100 times at least 5) Stand in the middle of West street waiting to be hit by a car 4) Win the gold in an ancient greek contest 3) Get down over The Weekend 2) Punt a class 1) Wake up real early, say hi to Spam, cheer dumpster man, passout in class because you got up so early, and recover before lunch. You liked the nuts and bolts...a-ba-bye.
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