Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Hi... After an eighteen week hiatus, the best Crow corner this side of the ole Miss has returned. There are oh so many perfect tales that I could print... ah what the hell.
Alex has been permanently booted from his home because of his "ahhuh ahha ahuh" laugh. Brez wrote a book about cool toothless tricks. Carey mastered the art of "Stop poking me". Doug found strong interest in Russian politics. E.T. , nuff said. Foster found his way home with the assistance of a few frosh. Greggs, Alicia called... ha ha. Heidebich and moan. I love it. Jay, if only mom knew. Ken... sample this. Lino is that a drowned rat in your pocket or uh... oldie, but goodie. Meister Boy now marketing the new game "Turtle". Orbegozos... stop whining! Pieper... the chairs stay. Q - no chance. Royce Gracie is tuf guy. Shellfish, breath in, breath out. Toni... we want details! Um.. no we cannot buy the Binford 2000XL Harley Vtwin carb powered flusher Oakes. Viktorin... the butthead dance is old. Wysockmynose, hey mister DJ! X-tra annunciation on the ga of Ga -faw, Skywalker. Yummy. ZZZZZ... man am I draggin' this out.
Anywho, THREE MORE DAYS UNTIL THE LAST BIGGEST BLAST OF THE YEAR BROS! Break out the flip-flops for one last shindig this FRIDAY for the beach party. If I missed anyone this week, there'll be plenty of more weeks to incriminate yourselves. Oh yeah, Bob Ripken strives for Gehrig's streak of 2,130...
Alpha Gamma Delta
Well Hello everyone! I want to give Amy S. a big birthday hug on the 15th. Congrats to Becky for doing a great job organizing this tutoring program, if you haven't signed up, talk to Becky, this is a great chance to help out. For all your good work you get to wear the wonderful green hat! A big hug to Lori for the condition of her bed. Sorry, hopefully that pesky leak will be fixed soon and won't happen again. The rush workshop went well, although I'm still not clear, You want to buy a What? Stacy, the chapter room looked great. Don't forget to follow the instructions on the little notes she sent out. Is everyone all excited for Rush. First event was last night, go meet the freshmen! Thanks to the Rugby team for throwing us a great social. Good job to Jessica for her planning of a 'filling' sisterhood brunch. Some reminders: Tomorrow's meeting is formal, the scavenger hunt is this Friday. Don't forget the walkathon for JDF. This is VERY important. So don't party too hard this weekend. You HAVE to get up, and be full of AGD spirit! Make sure you go out and give blood and support AGD activities and go to the games even if you're not playing. Until next week... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Welcome back boys. Whoopi Do, Greek's back in the house. Is Fatty on co-op? Where the hell is he? Aviv swore on the torah that he was Irish. The house as a whole has either broken or sprained every bone in the human body. Probs. Cohen, do you run cross country? PK devised a new way to give blood. Directions: shave face with a dull razor blade and give excess four pints of blood to the red cross. Weed made a special appearance this past weekend. Chad started Arnold's pre-Olympia workout and can now bench more than Big Lou ever dreamed of. Fresh made his 28 and 23/1234 inch length pants fashionable as the house deemed him SHANTS. Beats has gotten offers to be the next bionic man. We should all chip in as a house and get Swifty a new plunger. Socha. Enough said. Future: Halloween party, American flag, and boxing gloves. Be afraid. Be very afraid. (!@#$ Pete)
Lambda Chi Alpha
OK. Here's the latest. We're up to our elbows in Minwax and polyeurethane, but our new house is almost here. Only about another, say, 10,000,000 hours more and we'll be done. It's too bad that the whole house has only one phone though, just wait until Shivitz gets the bill with all the 900 numbers on it.
And watch out all you intramural fanatics, we have a new hoop in da house, and we been jammin (on an eight foot rim, that is). Hey is that Nicole Kidman over dare?? Anyway, Congratulations to A.M. Brian Gibbons for getting his bid signed, and we'd like to say thanks to AGD and Zeta Psi for being such great neighbors. Everbody get your canned corn out of the cupboard cause food-drive's a comin'. Bills
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hello girls, how is everyone's A-term going? First of all we have one birthday this week - Happy Birthday goes out to Sarah Tegan on the 16th. Hope it's a good one!! Congratulations to the women's field hockey team for winning their first game, way to start the season off. Those triple sessions paid off!! Congrats also goes out to Laura Bielitz (a.k.a Flash) who was elected captain of the women's VARSITY (finally) soccer team and Heather Bryer - captain of the varsity field hockey team. We would all love a little Phi Sig spirit at our games - even though we're not as cute as the guys..... If anyone has any good movies, we would really appreciate them at the house - We all have "Grease" memorized! A quick note for the rafting team, "have you met any rednecks lately?" Lisa, does she have a monkey? This one goes out to Jen from Misa, "I feel like the protons of the ions of the plastic." You two have problems!! Beast, hope you had a great b-day, we all know you had a great outfit!!! A few special hellos go out to Lynn, Kim Sieber and Jenny Plante. Show your Phi Sig spirit and wear your letters - encourage everyone to GO GREEK!! LITP!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Last week Ripken broke the record. Here at SAE we have our own group of all-stars. Jamie swung first, who will step up now and swing for the case. Will it be Basil, Moc, Jamie, K, or maybe Enis will come on strong. Stevens, good news you are exempt from studs for the rest of the year. Ong, the rear view mirror is there for a reason, use it. Hey, Laverne and Shirley, when are we going to see Lenny and Squiggy on the guest list. Umoc at Uconn, "Not now... I'm sleeping"; and by the way shirts and shorts look different for a reason. And congratulations to Stubby, who, in one night decided to start a family and buy a ring. It all starts with the misuse of the "L" word, Ken. And finally, beware the dark side its pull is strong. Five Apples
Theta Chi
Wassup my homies? It seems that this slacker has finally gotten around to writing an article... First off, I wanna welcome the new freshmen and wish them luck. Second, some things have been happening around the house that shouldn't be. It seems that OOK OOK taunted Girlgetta to puke puke and got a shower in the process. And speaking of the showers meathead...they don't flush. So that incident has been cleared up. DuPont manages to get a message across to the runna that the d.r. needs to be painted with the 10(+) commandments in red. It was easy to tell, he writes just like he speaks, with a characteristic Dighton accent. And just when we though meals were going great, the baker flips out and turns chicken to dust. Jesster almost became a statistic when he tries to take on the bloods and the crips all by himself. I guess intelligence turns to a gas in the presence of alcohol. Well dudes, this article is already late, you'll hear more next week. Until then, there are only two words that need be spoken.....RUSH HARD. Peace.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hey all you cool kids, what's up? It seemed that two weeks ago lots of people went home and missed the experience of the Nuts and Bolts bash. However, last weekend TKE rocked the campus once again with a big Rebellion at the house, Boxer style! Lots of pondings already this year so soon! Last week Duckie got to mingle with the Institute geese on his birthday. Last Friday TKE introduced many people to S.S. Getta in the canoe contest. Our valiant captains, G-Spot and Remley, basically ponded themselves. Captain G was quoted "The muck was deeper than the water." And let us not forget the other two, Seal and Checca, who were brave or foolish enough to stand in the bowels of the pond and help push the Getta. Alright bros, this is it. This week house tours begin and so does rush so get physched!! Also get ready for Tuesday and Wednesday September 26 and 27 for the 1st annual TKE 4 on 4 night-time volleyball tournament open for the entire campus with all proceeds going to the Special Olympics. That brings us to this week's Top Ten list:
The Top Ten Reasons why Institute Pond is the greatest body of water on the earth.
10) The crystal clean water
9) The sandy beaches
8) Greatest population of river rats around
7) Nice way to ruin someone's day by tossing them in
6) The beautiful plant life and greenery floating on top
5) Best surf in the middle of Massachusetts
4) The water is a color that Crayola doesn't have yet
3) Mmmmm yeah, rash
2) The stench!
1) Great place to find cheap replacement tires for your car.
C ya round...TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
Okay, back for more punishment...This week it's HOUSE TOURS, time to break out the old toothbrushes, scrub the bathroom, and cage the thing under the fridge...Speaking of the thing under the fridge, Where did Muggie disappear to?
Ladies and gentlemen, we've returned to intramural competition with games in Volleyball and Football. No that ground shaking wasn't a heard of stampedeing Mika, it was just the powerpacked exploits of Air Muffin. Truly, a force to be reckoned with. Now, let's see if Jimmy "Fourbucks" Pavlat can repeat last year's bulldozer performance in football. "Ya see, if everyone throws in four bucks..."
Congrats to Thompson and Gagne for their second successful party. We had our second retreat this past Monday, nice job Ben. Coming soon, its rush...Say anybody seen Nick?
Say have some alumni moved back in or is that just Fred and Rob staying up and throwin' back a few every night. Well, nothin more for this week...Til next time-Jabba, don't call me "gimpy".
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