Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
What a weekend... let's recall the events. How 'bout a stylish lampshade for your head? A sigh of relief as we have found out that our loyal house dog looks like she'll recuperate just fine. Thank God.
Anyone hear of a ___ __ ___ Beach Party?
For anyone that might have missed it..... (LOSAH!) we threw the best ripper of the year. Unfortunately, I am writing this on Friday afternoon, so I will now attempt to predict what happens. Cojones... I'd like to think not!, Stacy in the laundry room, Forget ranaway, Alex you stud, Nate finds the candy girl of his dreams, Andy visits john, Popper reaches his goals, the old crow needs a walker, the GOBs keep it going til dawn... Knowles got arrested for checking a girl into the boards, Doug nacho nacho man, Joser gimps his way all over the dance floor, Jay invites JanJim, Sean gets caught in "A" girl snafu, Joey shares cell with Knowles, Arty gets "buzzed", Pete nose what happens, Foster gets a clue then loses it, Brez loses tooth in sand, Pieper sets up the chairs, Oses how does he do it??? Istifan, BIG whiffer. Now that's a party! Going on downstairs during a morning nap, Demoracski is kinda entrapping skunks (hmm).
Parts went flying everywhere when the Found On Road Dead Tempo got demolished by a Chevy powered sledge. A good handful of frosh came down to this always killah event. Radek, thanks for the new house intercom you lazy piece of... Tis the parting of the illustrious, awspicious, and ever appetizing parmesan cheese and garlic bricks. Yarcavaschorgen next week!
Alpha Gamma Delta
Do you have any eggplant? Thanks to Jen Sap & her comm. for their great work with the scavenger hunt. I have lots of B-Day wishes. Karen L. (today) KT and Sarah T. (20th) and Shelly (23rd). A big hug goes to Jen L. for setting a new record by getting both the ugly dog, and the hat! To all the panhellenic officers and RhoChis, good job with the rush event. "I want your what??!" Good job with the crawl-a-thon, glad to see everyone had a good time the night before. Thanks to FIJI for a great rush event. To the VB girls, great job even if we did lose. Thanks to Jill and Kelly's great rookie performance and with Deb and Amy's spirit how can we lose!? To our pro VB players we miss ya! To KT and Ange congrats on becoming capt! Did everyone get at least one of the founders right on Nappi's little quiz!? Reminders: Wear your letters all day Wed. 7:00 in Riley is Amy's condom thing, be there to see 101 uses for a toaster (not just for pop tarts anymore) Amy will explain later. The TKE grudge match is Thurs. Be there! Social with LXA on fri, (what's that? ice cream?!) That's all for this week. RUSH RUSH RUSH GO GREEK Meet freshmen.... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Ato injury update: Cohen, broken wrist. Karl, broken hand. Lee fractured hand. Peter McNeely here: "I'm gonna wrap you in my cocoon." Beats, where's Jacob? Langlois, Morin, and Forest got into an interesting conversation this past Thursday night. Fresh scooped this past weekend. It's gotta be the shants. Doyle, do you still have a co-op job? Slade admitted that he loves it when people play the piano, especially at night time. Play it, just watch how much he loves it. What's with the milf? Yeah, what's up with that? PK breaks and Bobby builds. PK breaks again and Bobby builds. God bless, Bobby. Hopefully, Apartment will have another Bob Marley experience this weekend. Getting it done, Getting it done, God Almighty we are getting it done. (Ouzo)
Lambda Chi Alpha
Well, it's tired, and I'm late - or something like that, so this one will be brief. In short, things are starting to shape up around the house. Almost all the finish work is done on the main floor, with just a few final touches here and there. I'd have to say, it almost looks good enough to throw a party in. If only the Rushees knew what the place looked like before house tours though. Alls I can say is, I'm glad Josh is on our side. RUSH, looks like we're going to be doing some dorm-storming. House tours went pretty well, but I hope the turnout for events is a bit better. And then there's intramural football. KAGL strikes again. Guys, I think that maybe we should have taken it a little easier on Sigep last night. Our offensive onslaught was just unstoppable. In fact, we're so good, we don't even need to practice. For everyone who played, it was a valiant effort. KAGL football, it all ends here. Oh, and I was wondering if people could stop parking their cars under the new hoop, I'm getting tired of dunking it from your hoods. Bills
FIJI
OK Here it is the first greek corner of the year. Lots of news to report. In case you've been away Ranucci is an All-American. Speaking of Ranucci, he is fighting with little flower over some sweet and sour. Max & Berge 22 days of drinking the streak continues. Hennessey took a dip in the Pirates Cove Pond and came back with a Gallo Membership. Who is the short kid living with Theriault I didn't see him last year. Brother Viar you have wait-ons on Thursday. Pauly "Just here those sleigh bells ringing..." Kijak you are supposed to give her a pin not a flag. My room is dirty, Jackie how about some maid service. You know what I miss Leghan, Kim & Bailey. Private Keeney sends a message "tell Sherry I am better than her cousin" Henna-c "She had the best back I've ever seen." Hey seal, she didn't want you. Titus next time your friends come for a house tour tell them to keep their pants on.
Phi Sigma Kappa
Yes, hell has officially frozen over, this is our section in the greek corner. Rush has officially begun! I'd like to thank all of the brothers for working hard so that we can show the freshmen a great time. I'd like to remind all of the freshmen that our doors are always open (hope no worc. rats read this) so feel free to stop by. Lunch 12:00, Dinner 6:00. Sorry for the lateness of this but we wanted to thank PhiSigSig for a great social the other week. Hope there will be many to come. Get ready for 'Casino Night' with the Cactus-girls. You guys need to slow it down in the quad you're making me nervous. This Saturday is Jiggle and by no coincidence does it fall on the autumnal equinox for their last show ever. See ya next week.
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs! First we have a few birthdays - Diane and Molly on the 20th and Heather Zimmerman on the 24th. Happy Birthday!! Congratulations to the women's soccer team for winning their first game 1-0. Excellent work to all those Phi Sig athletes, keep up the hard work! Thanks to everyone who showed up at the Panhel event, great songs guys! Hey Chris, did you get all that toilet paper? Hope everyone had fun at the ice cream social last night, and if your on the gold team don't forget it's your turn Thursday! Hope everyone has been brushing up their volleyball skills so we can kick some bootie at FIJI's rush event Friday. Don't forget our own sister retreat on Sunday - "bonding ahead." Speaking of bonding, Lisa how are your teeth? Jenny, Sarah M., Sarah T., Spanky, Julie M. - Rock'n at Cactus Pete's. Next Stop, Blarney Stone! Albatross, do men still suck? Nice buttcrack - do you think I could be a plumber? Donnie, is Erika supposed to be sitting on Lisa's back during this drill? Laura, what can I write? Special hellos to the 4-R-Babes and a big hug and kiss to Ton from her big sis!! So Liz, was he ALMOST checking you out? Erika, keep your Betsy wetsy eyes off the soccer team, the GIRL'S soccer team!! Hey LB, try to keep your shorts on at practice. Cool kid - Plunge much! A big Phi Sig hi to Lynie, we didn't forget about you!! We are happy to announce that the house is free of small animals, such as bats, rats and TROLLS!! Hey Childs, ZOOM! Rocky, I mean Tracy, nice shiner - tough girl! Hockey Butt Rules! Remember rush is approaching, show that blue and gold spirit!! LITP!
Sigma Pi
Well, this looks like it'd the first article of the year. I hope that all you freshmen aren't too bored yet. Well, if you are, or even if you're not and just want an alternative to Daka, come on down to the house any time for lunch and/or dinner. Lunch starts at 11:30, and dinner starts at 5:30.
We had our first party of the year last weekend. It went over very well. It was our traditional graffitti party, with a new twist... high-liters and black-lights! Hey Jackson, where are you? Oh, that's you with the mask on.
Everybody looking forward to retreat? I hope so. By this time, all the problems will be sorted out (yeah, right!). Hey Chuck, how's that fish doing? And Rob, how did all that water feel as it was dropped from the... oops, can't say that on this network.
Well, that about does it for this week. Keep on partying, and remember, We are the mighty Pi!
See you next week!
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hello again to all of those living in the wonderful world of WPI. Yeah, your mouth. First, to everyone rushing, hope you enjoyed the house on the house tours and if you didn't get a chance to come down, swing by for some awesome rush events and lunches/dinners any time! You are always welcome!! For all those not rushing, why not? What else is there to do? Can you believe it, half way through A term already. Question...the word popcorn...a food or an action statement? Big thanks to our Friends of the Fraternity last Friday night, that was awesome. Intramurals are off to a good start this year, keep it up bros. Coming soon... only once this year... get a team now for the TKE 4 on 4 Midnight Volleyball Tournament, September 26 and 27 on the Quad. All proceeds benefit the Special Olympics and there will be prizes for the placing teams. Everyone come and check it out and get your team together now! I'm Sean O'Sheeeeeaaa, ooohhh yeeeaaahhh!! Top Ten Tat is not in the building today so check again next week for one that makes up for none this week. Stick a fork in this, cause it's done. A-ba-bye for now. TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
Okay, here goes nothing...It's RUSH! RUSH! RUSH! RUSH! Time for us to get our acts together and meet some freshman...Well, house tours was last week and what a treat it was. There's nothing like Betty, I mean Mike, makin' cookies for Muffin. Hey, Aaron, is that powder on your nose?
Congratulations to the V-Ball A team for their resounding victory over Sig Pi and to the Football A-team for their win over, uh, Sig Pi...This week more volleyball and football, including an A and B-term game...And now, the moment you've all been waiting for: The Mickey's Ice Player of the Week is (drumroll please) Mike Olivieri (sorry Aaron), for his two touchdown performance and what could've been the rallying point for the volleyball match. So Mike, why don't you treat your Fred and Aaron for some donuts...
This week keep on rushing...Til Next Time-Jabba
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