Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Before I begin..... BOHICA, kicked off the beach again! Last week's predictions were close, but here are a few things I missed: Spice showed us all (how to power nap that is), Jay 2.5 = funny, Forget twister anyone?, GOBs succeed, Brad the Giant went to sleep and dreamt of large women, Sean "A"- ok, Joey instituted no P-zone, Ranger Bill came out of the woods, and everyone else had nobody to run with. Oh, if they only knew what we really did. Whatevah..
It's been a week of recuperation, and our faithful lampshade has managed to roam around our neighborhood again. This caused a special visit from Olivia Newton John - thanks for carin'.
On a better note, rush has been going fair this year. Unfortunately, one event got rained out, but we managed to have a great time with air hockey, b-ball, etc. at the house. THIS WEEK'S RUSH EVENTS included going to a RED SOX game, BEACH V-BALL, and on THURS. and SUN. we will hit MILLBURY AND RIVERSIDE AMUSEMENT PARKS respectively (also the DATING GAME will be on MON.).
You all should know that homecoming is this coming weekend. On Saturday, there will be tailgating on the quad during the day and a fraternal event at night. Usually a good time is had by all. Remind everyone at little luncheons, your bacon is greasy - today is tomorrow somehow (grenade!).
A congratulations goes out to our new Member At Large, Doogie Howser. Side note, chinch bugs, you know, manganese, you know. Sign up for the ICECATS game on OCT. 7th brothers (ANY FROSH THAT WOULD LIKE TO COME CAN SIGN UP ALSO).
Alpha Gamma Delta
is it just me or does everyone have oatmeal rings around their tubs and pasta in their ears? thanks to tke for a fun, but messy rush event! happy birthday to annabella on the 29th. also a big spirit hug goes to kt for being legal! Karen gets the ugly dog b/c she's not feeling very well. jess didn't have a bandaid but if we had one big enough i'd throw it over everyone, b/c we're all not feeling that good lately. thanks to all, it was a great showing at the condom show, hope you didn't just go for free samples, jules! amy g, has nil asked you to be on the balloon committee for the formal?! a big thank you going out to lxa for all their hospitality. thanks for all the food guys! the wings & nachos were great and ice cream is the best! look around, good job to everyone that participated in the chalking with phi sig sig. looks great, get psyched for rush!! i want to remind everyone that if you're not wearing letters, go throw some on, it's a letter day. formal meeting tomorrow, thurs the green group to the rush info and no ice cream for buff! make sure you go and help support the rho-chis though. homecoming is this weekend, can't wait to see amy g's handy work with the golf hole. make sure you make it down to 24 dean for the alumni reception at 4:00. until next week, when i might decide to use proper capitalization... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Rush hard. Sumo wrestling had its feature match of Big Bear Kelley against Lee "throw me like a stale cheerio from the kitchen" Core. Socha became a little bit more ethnic after trying to get some of Aviv's relatives to stay in Topdeck. Think about it. After this past Thursday, second floor has been picked as the new location for Waterworld II. Scheflen would have been proud of Topdeck's, Bronx like, graffiti setting. Beats, Probs. Goudreau, rub the budha. Cohen I don't care, don't talk to her. Ever since this past house meeting, Chad, Justin, and Lang have become powerwalkers. Why is it I always have to find the crazy ones? I know where Maine is. Brilliant. (Greek)
Lambda Chi Alpha
"There's just too many girls here!" I'd say that means we must have done something right guys. Excellent Show! KAGL, KAGL, KAGL! Poor Dingles, unfortunate champion of the Hoover Award. I wonder if you could have her help clean the rugs for us? And then there was our placid, demure High Tau, who gave new meaning to the word STUD (Sexual Titan Under Disguise). I always suspected as much. BD, or should I say, Assistant Epsilon? Who knew she was a lesbian?? Valiant Effort. Anyway, I think that we all had a blast. Congratulations goes out to Bobby Capone and Josh Single, back to back brothers of the week. Bob, you really did look like a natural, all decked out in that polo shirt, and the Banquet on Sunday wouldn't have happened without you, Josh. But hey Acke, let's try and prepare a tiny bit more before you give out the award again. Again, thanks to all the gals that we commandeered to work on the house for us. I can't think of anyone in their right mind that would have volunteered to clean a bathroom for us. Food Drive-let's try and get some breakfast food this time around. I'm getting kind of hungry in the mornings. Rush Lambda Chi Alpha, it's where you belong! Bills and Loops (who worked really hard helping me write this one up).
FIJI
2 in a row is this a record. What do gove and giorgi have in common? Ranucci, tickled the whiskers one more time before falling down. Hey Armand how is your girl. The results are in, the winner of this years award for King Bottomfisher goes to the rock for piling over 1500 lbs on his bed. Congrats to Douglas "KY" Gove for having the thunder trophy renamed in his honor. Hey Terry, a groupie stopped by and left a box of q-tips for you in brother Derricks room. Nice job a-team football way to run up the score against a b-team, even titus could score against them.
The following does not necessarily represent the views of The Fraternity of Phi Gamma Delta.To Leghan, Baily and especially Kim we were wrong last week for saying that we missed you actually we are glad you got your fat ass out of here.
Phi Sigma Kappa
Well, another week has passed and yes we still have a column. Thanks to every one who participated in the Walk for Cancer in Boston this past Sunday and I'm glad everyone had a great time at the RedSox game also, wow, it's Phi Sig invades Boston week! Sat. was a blast, Jiggle had a great last show, I hope everyone survived. Rush is only into its 2nd week so to all you freshman, come on down! We've got some great events planned this week and lunch & dinner are on us! Well, Homecoming is this weekend. 'Nuf Said! Has anyone gone swimming?!? Well, this is going to be short because as usual I waited until the last minute to write this so we'll be seeing you next week for our always full of much needed information column (well, the last thing I want to be is sarcastic). Have a great week and an even better weekend. RUSH HARD!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Here, for this week's article is the top ten things the brothers at SAE do not want to hear: 10) Buckle, you are engaged to the Dufort of women. 9) Jamie, in the process of earning the case. 8)Sash, did you get that case from the boiler room? 7)Sully, talking with his mouth full. 6)Basil's early childhood memories. 5)Faunce, what are you doing on the beach? 4)...you and MOC look like twins! 3)K screaming, as he is beat up by the rats. 2)Gumby whispering, "Agghhh my aching back." And the number one thing that brothers at SAE do not want to hear .... Glover's top five lists.
Sigma Pi
Ok, maybe I can get this one right. The BBQ with Becker went well. Lots of freshmen, and lots of women! Keep up the psyche, freshmen! Anyway, we would like to formally put down the rumor that anything except soda, chips and dip was given out at house tours. Hey Sherman, why do you keep your room locked up? Oh yeah, it's a total mess!
Anyway, We'd all like to thank Heeaaad for volunteering to do more party jobs at homecoming so that the rest of us can party harder. Sherman, take off that hat! Tye Dye went well... More shirts for us, freshmen! Hey were those brownies... nah, they couldn't have been. Kurt, did you cook them?
So how many waist-bands do we have from Saturday? 5 I believe was the last count. Thanks to Swoop for a great retreat. Let's try and do what we said we would do now. Jerry Lives! But the fish were pushed out of their home. Call the SPCA on Everette. Hey Ev, it's usually not a good idea to punch glass.
And now, FAT-Rich's TOP TEN Movie Spellings...
10) Termonator I and II
9) Rockey III
8) The Road Worrer
7) The Squez
6) Flech
5) Dimonds are Forever
4) Christen
3) Platton
2) The Road Worror, And Fat-rich's number one movie spelling is...
1) IT
Well, we're looking forward to another good week of... no Nordberg, I can't say that here... partying. Let's get ready to Rumble! Want to take Little on again, Sherman? It's very entertaining for the rest of us. Well, that does it for this week. We are the Mighty Mighty Pi!
See You Next Tuesday...
Theta Chi
This is for all you suckas in tha house that keep buggin this homeboy... Well anyway, RUSH is going great-keep on coming down guys, you're all cool. Hey tradition, what's up? Mudd's two.one and no shower? I know he's big and all but come on... stumpy's hologram has been spotted recently in the dining room, get to know 'em. Jesta's goin for rush god III, I think he's got it...who can compete with an entire floor, I mean dorm, down for dinner. Nex still too small tho'. What about those fools skipping out the back door last week? Keeeeley betta have a talk with them. The worst veg in history has been demoted to permanent Tuesday night money man, everyone breathes a sigh of relief as mudd takes on yet another challenge outside of school, w/o civils where would we be. And for all you expecting a super duper roto rootah' article every week, you got it (from now on). So shutup. OH, and BTW FIJI...WE have the CUP...NOT YOU. Oh, you were thinking of last year? WE HAD IT THEN TOO. Peace, and shaved box.
Zeta Psi
More and more...Welcome to the age of prohibition, nothin like a party to cause a little uproar...And now by request....Muffin's eternal search for Betty, Part II. This week, there was no luck finding Betty and his magic cookies, but "Soft Lips" Rosse was there to help...Speaking of Soft Lips, he's our Mickey's Ice Athlete of the week for making the last two minutes of the first half of last Sunday's football game last as long as the other 38....
Congrats to Mike and Thompson for the social and party...Speaking of which did someone tell Muffin the party's over and he can stop standing at the door with a baseball bat...
Remember guys, its Rush-whenever you can, CLEAN THE HOUSE...Speaking of rush, hey Aaron how was that soup, uh I mean Lasagna? Congrats to all the brothers for the hard work they put in this week, but remember its only the beginning and there is a ways left to go...
This week more volleyball and maybe some football...Signing off-Jabba, no longer the gimp (who's the next player for injured reserve)
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