Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Rush is already half over! Don't miss out on going Greek frosh. U definitely shouldn't miss CASINO NIGHT this THURS.. You win all sorts of prizes. But also don't forget about Saturday's event - sports in the Park w/ AGD sorority and the bonus event - Wooostah Icecats @night (first game of the season). So keep on coming down.
The Crow version of pong went bananas as usual this week. Enuf of the moose talk already. Homecoming went awesome this past weekend. Many Grads of old came from far and away to see the ole chapter hall. Everyone was in awe of the nearly completed Semmel Poker table. Thanks goes out to the Grads and Poppish for making this weekend happen.
By the way, Stewart ended up buying a go-cart from the Millbury auction (reason: more leg room than the plastic car). Someone explain to our faithful Nacho officer the "good" friend theory is out the door. Under other yearnings, keep calling up Foster (mmh!?). Speaking of Foster, he lived up to his allmighty cluebagness this week by not only locking himself out of 49, but out of his room - all in one day. Did anyone see peeper's picture on a milk carton? If he'd stop by, we'd wish him happy bday. Don't taunt happy-fun lampshade dog. Alex decided to open up a new chain of PFC (Portuguese Fried Chicken) after this week's fried chicken meal. Have a good one. Be men. Another week goes by. Little Martha, take me home.
Alpha Gamma Delta
Homecoming was great! Good to see all the alumnae, thanks to Ange for her organizing of everything. Great job to everyone that helped on the golf hole, I wouldn't really teeter totter on it, but it was very cute. Thanks to KAP for hosting our homecoming social. Congrats to panhell for another great rush info. The ice cream was good too. To all the freshmen, remember rush isn't a committment, just a great way to meet a whole bunch of people, if you have any questions ask a Rho Chi. Thanks to Crow for inviting us to their rush event, it was fun, see ya this weekend. Let's see, Lexie gets a big hug and Stacy gets of course the spirit hat! Keep up the great work. Wow lots of r-notes this week, jill have you ever considered becoming a writer?! And Franchy you might want to get your hearing checked! Just kidding w/ ya! Thanks to Amy and Campus Police for keeping us informed and safe. Thanks girls for helping out chorale by buying loads of bagels. I think it was pretty sucessful, we'll have to do bagels again next week! Don't forget there is a rush wksp that is very very important, 7 on thurs in the cpt. room. The term is almost over and that's all I have for now. PS. Happy unbirthday to everyone whose b-day is in the summer. ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
PK and bugeye buckley were the midnight marauders this past Tuesday night. If Chad gets that bacteria thing from the water we will all die, never mind those fifty cases in western Mass. Rad and chopper have built a new friendship. Drew named his new lazy squirrel Fatty, after his long lost pal from After Deck. Aviv played the skin flute for the holiday this past week as displayed on the first floor board. Socha and Slade went shopping at Bloomingdale's for the twenty five percent sale on pumps. Lang, if you want to be Jim Duggan you're supposed to slam the 2x4 on your shoulders, not in between your eyes. Justin, What's up? What's up duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude? Kervin cool Cd, go to bed it's a school night. I love and respect all my brothers. I mean it.(Greek)
Lambda Chi Alpha
Let's hear it for the music of Smokin' Ben Findlen and his band Gepetto. Great Show at the AGD social. Maybe you could play a round of Amazing Grace for Sweetah sometime. Good Retreat, at least I hope it was. I spent 9/10's of it sick in bed. Denny's-John, have you tripped any waitresses lately. SSHHH! It's 5.0, running three deep. RUSH, all you freshmen had best get down to some of our events. This week's highlights were Turkey Bowling and Watermelon Smashing. Anybody who grabs a bloody, dirt-covered, half-frozen bird and slides at some pins for fun has got to be cool. As for our other event, in the future guys, maybe we could just fondle the melons? Devang, that's some expensive parking. Bills
FIJI
Since there are no lawsuits yet we will try one more time. Gove next time you want chinese food do not trade your jacket for it. Fiorino I'd eat it. Dr. O'brien junior M.E. Mike Busnach i mean Banks what is the special of the day? Tossing a softball around. Titus there is a squawkmonster in the foyer for you. Thunderino you dope stop breaking walls.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
RUSH NEWS: This Thursday is SAE's trip to the dog track. This is a great time and should not be missed. If you haven't started rushing yet or aren't sure if you want to, come anyways. It is a great time to get to know the brothers and for us to get to know you. Monday the 9th is study night and movies. Come down to study, hang out and get help from people who have already taken the courses. Also, feel free to come down for lunch or dinner, or just to hang out.
With rush well under way, you must be thinking that the rush chairmen are pretty busy. Well, you would be right. Sal is so busy that he won't give anyone an inch, or even two for that matter. Ken is under so much pressure, that he is having a problem balancing out his responsibilities and activities. Good for him that he has an understanding roommate who is willing to take care of at least one of those responsibilities for him. Charlie is also so busy that he has no time for anything else. He once again made it on brown house, third deck's list...is he or isn't he? Five Apples
Sigma Pi
Well, well, well... Hey Happy, did you get a battery yet? Hope you make it back from Florida safely. Gonna go next week, too? Hey Freshmen! Come down and eat! It's better than Daka, believe me! We're into the third week of rushing and already we're beginning to fade. Let's bring the psyche back up, guys!
Homecoming, homecoming, homecoming. Stay tuned next week for a damage report... of things and people. 30 years! Have we really been around that long? That's what the composites say. Come join us for our 31st year!
70's party! We're all getting .... (fill in the blank). Hey, are any of us going to be up to go to this dinner? We'll see. Nobody has to drive. That's the smartest thing we've done yet! Boy that bus driver's gonna love us. Bring me alumni waist-bands!
Well, that will wrap it up for this week. The house is looking good. Not much has happened since we're all working steadily on the house. Now let's try not to trash it too quickly, ok? Yeah, right!
See you next Tuesday...
Theta Chi
Buddy has been sent to the halfway house after waking to see his best friend has up and joined the pale frackles from Planet Aquamarine. Lucas watches as the pup is squished into a straightjacket that would choke a shitzsu. lettuce paws for a moment of silence...enough. This week was a real blast! A team recycled KAP like an overstuffed bag of stank Nasty Brau cans. You just cannot stop the copper top (maine man). Nark defied his name and was spotted wandering the dwelling with bloodshot eyes all last week. Suspicions are that Harris is turning all CM's to the dark side. EE's all got caught in a huge bear trap set in Atwater Kent, therefore unable to make it to any house functions. Send food...waffles with cheese, jelly, and a smudge of fluff sounds good. Bruno's got some good recipes, check w/him. Baker watches long movie and decides to become a vampire, only rising between 10pm and 5am. Yo', hog sniffas...isn't this enuff for this week? Yar it is. Peace, and refried brains.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Here we are again. Apologies for last week's absence. Lots to talk about this week since Grudge Match must be mentioned since it was the topic of last week's corner. You loved the mess and the memories will be forever! Good job on the event Don. Thanks to all of the AGD's who came down for the event, hope you had an awesome time! Also thanks to all of the Friends of the Fraternity who have been to the rush events especially grudge match and casino night. Speaking of which, Casino night '95 a totally awesome time! Congrats to all of the freshmen who won prizes, and thanks for taking the Tron game! Oh whatever will we do without it? Billards and Patriot cheerleaders, you like that! Ohhhhhh Yeeeaaahhhh!!! If you haven't had a chance to check out TKE yet, come on down, we still have some awesome rush events coming up, and you're always welcome for a meal. Let's not forget Ray since this is his big two days here! If you haven't heard already, the TKE 4 on 4 Midnight Volleyball Tournament starts tonight and teams can be registered until noon today. $100.00 first place prize. Even if you're not playing, stop by and hang out for a bit, lots o fun guaranteed. To make up for last week, we're doing two Top Five lists this week: First, the Top Five uses for Grudge Match sludge 5) Shampoo and conditioner in one 4) Cure for jock itch 3) KY jelly substitute 2) Aphrodisiac 1) Quick lunch. Second, the Top Five things to do at TKE Casino night 5) Win the coolest prizes of all casino nights 4) Video gambling, can't top that! 3) Shower a brother for a few million 2) Bond with a brother while duct taped to a party room pole 1) Have someone pay you millions of cans of Spam to grind with a Friend of the Fraternity
Check in again next week, a-ba-bye for now. An remember...TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
And again...The plague is spreading, I think its time we quarantine our house... Or maybe we should just secede from the union now and start exporting Tie-Dyes and Parties...
Can someone say Intramurals...Congrats to both the A team and B Team volleyball squads for sweeping the week, the A-Team had victories over Kagle and Fiji, while the B Team beat Phi Sig Kap and the ASC. Meanwhile condolences to the football teams...At least we had Ray on our side...
As for rush, how about no brother can come to a rush event unless he brings a freshman...Say is Koelle rushing...
So the plan is we move to hahnemann, TKE moves to our house and the homeless guy moves there. No, no, we move down the block they cross the street and the homeless guy moves into our house...
Its almost term break! Thank God, well, I guess there is nothin' left to do except sit on the front porch...Anyway hope everyone had a good weekend and solved the mystery of the unknown party? Next week, finals, fun for everyone. So long for now, I think its time for a fire drill-Jabba
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