Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
So begins the final week of the term. Kum on down any teim and gett some hellp with yourr finel exams frashmen.Can you say "super staple's special sale" five times fast, Doug? Um.. might wanna tell Brez and Spice that vacation starts Thursday. Stewart, uh, why bother.
You might have heard that Penny Wars went on last week. Literally 40,000 some-odd pennies were donated thus raising over $540. Lampshade dog came in a close second to Sigma Phi Epsilon who won with over 12,000 points. AXP would like to thank all the participants and especially Cara Beth Valliere for all her help. Eventually we finished up the task of sorting and rolling the coins after eight total hours. Recall that the money will be donated in "Sig Ep's" name to the charity of their choice.
Now for some non-serious discussion for once. On the turf, the Crows played well into and out of the second round. In recognition of their valiant efforts, Ming and Joe got a free ride to the hospital. They swear they saw Rocky while there! Anyway, did the volleyball team do well... ah, who cares. Banana peel anyone? Or was it a bag you wanted, Ken? Really Lino, I think it was a beating you wanted... put on a shirt for crying out loud! Pete, yo herb just chillin cribwise fomo... well I tried.
Someone answer the door already, or should we Forget? In worldwide news, yes, it's true, Nate actually ate a meal... so he isn't on a fudgicle crusade. Hey, yo - Adriannnnn! That's all for A-term bros and rushees - ("some hike or walk unanimously so you or us rather climb, like, a mountain") - enjoy the break while you can!
Alpha Gamma Delta
Yup, your esteemed column writer almost forgot to send it in. oops. Wouldn't want to miss the chance to wish Stacy a happy birthday on the 15th. Don't expect any presents, we sang to you already!! 4 Acorns?!! We all loved the candy. Congrats to Nil for getting pinned, don't worry we'll try not to let the srs. hurt you! Thanks are in order to Laura for the candy and the trouble free new system. Shrimp? Is that really a good topic, it was just an example! Freezepops would be a real mess, and only cool in red, buff and green! What was really that bad about popcorn? Thanks to ATO, AXP, and OX for inviting us to the rush events. Great job to Jess and her play. Just think the term is over. Don't anyone stress about finals, study hard and get some rest over break. Don't forget thurs is double vision w/ LXA and make sure you have a black dress for the 25th. Be back early for bonding on sun/mon. When we come back rush will be upon us. Meet people, and to all the freshman, we can't wait for you to rush! GO GREEK! ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Let's keep rush strong even after the ten day break. Hey, cool guy. Tony Pena can't hit a foul ball on the Sox, but he cracks one to win the game. What's up with that? Huck cruised by the Tau House this past weekend after fifteen hours of driving in the rain. Pete and Budha: Are you 1234 and 5 at the game or are you just full of dung? The orange cast, enough said. Hey Donnie, use the brain that God gave you. Josh destroyed his shoulder after a certain event at Homecoming last week. Think, beer and tables. Newsflash: Tapley passed out this weekend. Ornsbee. Ornsbee, nice dew. Turi doesn't dream anymore because all of his dreams have come true. Wilkie, can I have a Big Mac, small fry, and a large coke? SHANTS. Twenty years ago, your father negged my father. !@#$%^% A, are you Greek? No way, !@#$!%# A I'm Greek, too. (!@#$ Pete
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs!! Sorry about the little break, it's been really busy around here! First of all, Happy Birthday to all of those who have gone by, don't think you were forgotten!! Thank you to Marie for doing an excellent job planning the sister social, we all had a great time bonding. The prizes for the balloon hunt were awesome and nice cookie!! Great job Ton and Pucci with the Work Party - thanks to you we still have a house! Thanks for the sisterhood social Thursday night Con, good idea and good ice cream! Thanks also to everyone who played on the volleyball team with TKE. Good effort girls, maybe next time!! So, does anyone want to eat ice cream and complain about guys....you know who you are! Hey Tegan, watch out for those chunks in the road! Sieber - Nice Wheels! Julie "A." Hey Nik, another nip? Watch out for flies, they like dying on your pizza and diving in your water. Heather and Tracy, mom wants you to do your dishes. Have you seen Carmen? I've been looking for her all night, Karen and Sarah?!? We love you Chris, and we'll bring chinese!! We're all thinking of you. San Marino's main export is postage stamps. Ton, keep on groovin'!! Special hellos go out to Lynie, Tapley and Jen and Miso's "missing" fish. Everyone make sure to get your rose in to Sarah and committee heads get those posters done ASAP. Good luck on finals and seniors good luck with those MQPs. Don't forget there is no meeting this week - that means Julie won't have to miss any of 90210!! Have a good break, get psyked for Rush when we return....LITP!!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Rush events this past week were great. Casino night was a success and the trip to the dog track was great also. Don't hesitate to come down to the house and just hang out or come to dinner or lunch. It isn't too late if you are really psyched!
I'd like to take this time to thank the rush chairmen for the jackets getting here. I know everyone was really looking forward to them finally coming. Everyone except Krzysztoff, who gave his away as soon as he got it. On another note the quest for the case may be coming to an end. With a little luck and a few bananas Enis may come through in the clutch.
Five Apples
Sigma Pi
Another week... Nice to see you all made it back from Florida safely... Too bad you didn't get to see the shuttle take off. Is it true you actually did that to the shuttle?
Homecoming went well. We'd like to thank Don Cox for gracing us with his presence. Hey, was anyone listening to his speech? So all it takes is one of these arm bands to get a drink? Cool... I'm in!
Killer party Friday night. Thanks to Jimmy who made me do a shotgun with him as bartender. And thanks to Little for taking DJ for me while I was a taking bar for Wiebe. So, how was I doing by the end of the night? I know I felt good.
Hey Kurt, thanks for making the house look great. Now we have to fix it up again after all the alumni broke everything. Oh, and by the way, you're summonsed. Hey Sherman, found your doors yet?
Par 3 in the rain! Still went very well. Good job, Phil. Keep up the good work. We want to see 15 of them after bid day. Looking forward to the Ice Cats game. Should be another great event. Well, good luck on finals (this means you may have to get out of bed, Butar and Chuck).
See you next Tuesday...
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hey again. Question. Why is it that no one can seem to get any sleep around here anymore? Ok, this is the week. It's time to put off studying for finals and daydream about what to do over break. Face. Hmmm? I wonder what everyone will be doing this Thursday night. Congrats to the KAJIMA team for winning the first annual TKE Midnight Volleyball Tournament. Thanks also goes to the same team for redonating the prize money to Special Olympics. Also thanks to BACCHUS for the Mocktails and Cocoa. Nice work on the Tourney Ray! Mouth. Last Friday TKE took you back in time with the 80'sExplosion Party, and you loved the Old School.
To all the cool guys rushing the house, don't stop now there's still a lot of time left. It's also not too late to start rushing if you're interested. You're still welcome to come down for some nonDaka hospitaity. Beak. Happy Birthday Denis, how's da' Lippah? The Icecats know the power of TKE. Thanks to CardBoardBOB for rocking the house Thursday night, you guys are the Mack Dads. This is the last Top Ten list of the term brought to you by Chief Rocka Tat: Top Ten Things To Do During Finals Week:
10. Study 9. Blow off studying 8.Drink so much coffee that you have an aneurysm. 7. Bump Uglies. 6. Punt a class. 5. Sleep through your exams 4. Crash the Novell server and make a lot of friends. 3. Cruise the campus playing 'Funky Cold Medina'. 2. Gouge your eye out with a spoon, play with sharp objects, and kick yourself in the teeth under the strain of facing the fact that you don't and never will know anything. 1. Cheat. That's it for this week. Hole. TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
Hi all...Who is it! Gus! Why's the fire so big, Gus!...Ladies and Gentleman, guess what this week is, that's right its finals. Time for fun for everyone. So lock up the guns and put away the poisons and try to relax...
Congratulations to all the brothers who participated in football and volleyball for the effort they put in and making the playoffs at every level...The Mickeys Ice Athlete of the Term, Fred Hervey, no one else could be that pissed off all the time...
Hey guess what fellas, its still rush, so get out there and bring down those freshman...
Some highlights from A-Term:
Aaron "14 inches" Korthas visiting the Jeff Rosse Home Shopping Network....Nick I think you left a little bit of yourself in Daniels...Jeff Rosse, Doris, Soft Lips, Shiner, Poor Bastard who lives with Fred and Rob...Jimmy "Four Bucks" Pavlat, continuing to revise the english language as he speaks...You don't really do that do you?...Who's the flockin' Phi in this place?...Tuesday nights in the b**** beatin' mobile...Have a good break and look forward to the All-Zete...Signing Off-Jabba
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