Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
Now typing Chrischoni. Everyone I hope came back all relieved of stress and any $90 drinking fines in New Hampshire. We all saw some Mexican trying to cross the border of intoxication previous to break. Spice up your life. Please Arty - For God's Sake, your truck is going to be taller than the house soon enuf! Eventually Joey made it back from circumnavigating his stomach (it came back two days earlier!). A pat on the backs of Brad and Art for tuning up the ol pool table. Keep Ralph away from it on weekends. Books meet Radek, Radek meet books. Uh, Jose are you confused, the Trojan War happened a few centuries ago. The plastic car is getting retired and is upstaged by a pony ride [insert horse sound here]. The cave is starting to mold back into what it used to be, yet somehow with a new mysterious mystique. Proudly sponsored by Pop and Brez, SegaMania 24 - 7. I think we were gipped on the frog deal, definitely overhyped - errr. Rush has turned out pretty well this year despite its slow start - a congratulations goes out to Brian Carey for all of his tireless work and truffle shuffles. A NOTE TO ALL OF OUR RUSHEES - we have extended a bid as an invitation to join our brotherhood. This is a great honor and we hope you seriously consider the brothers of AXP on Friday. Every one of you. See yall Bids Night!
Alpha Gamma Delta
Hope your halloween is going great. Don't party too hard, it is a school night girls! Happy Birthday to Nappi (2nd) and Jen K (6th)!! congrats to Fiona for turning 21 last week. Great party! Welcome back to Jen K. and Deb T. we missed you. Thanks to everyone who was at the retreat and Carrie, it was awesome. Did i keep anyone up? Can you believe our parents use to let us watch Grease? hmmm, Julie what were the words to that song again? She's a "Maine"iac? Who, Karen? Maybe, you'd know if you did what Stacy did and cheated at Bingo! The rush round went really well, great job decorating! The room looked soo "nice" How much construction paper can we use? That's ok, maybe we can reuse it! Gotta save money somewhere! If this column gets in it's a miracle, b/c i'm such a spaz. Sorry! Keep up the psych for rush. GO GREEK ADOVELING!!
Alpha Tau Omega
Buckley and Chandler have been competing for a position on the new Depends commercial. They both want to see who wins. The RA's (Sun Gods) Hammond and Smith are in the house. Beez defined that he is a man and has severe psychological problems. Aviv is at half mast. Hey, Aviv do you have a 12:30? Turi, rub the eyebrows for good luck. Chics dig it. After seeing Higher Learning, we all see Fresh in a new light. Bake, you're supposed stop the q-tip when you feel resistance. Morin will make a guest appearance on WWF demonstrating all of the moves he has been practicing on the boys of main house. What is: 14 quarter pounders and one mr.winky? You guessed it: Gajewski in a McDonald's. What is 27 yellow cards and 27 red cards: No my friends, it not a new type of card deck. In reality it is the amount of cards that Budha will collect over his 6 year stay at WPI. Yo Fro, Clevand bites. Halloween party Be afraid. Be very afraid. (Greek)
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Another term and another Greek Corner, what more could you want from life besides maybe a cold one. Who was the kool kid who decided to do the drive-way movie when the temperatures were sub-zero or close to that? Oh well, at least we all know the power of the chicken farm and have all been to the only attraction in Rhode Island since Tat's friends burned the covered bridge down and Suennen's family wasn't on display at the museum due to renovations. Good work rush guys Emilio and Matty D! Also good job to all of the brothers, keep it up, this is the last week!! Thanks to all of the rushees who have been down to make our events awesome! You can still come down and hang out and come to meals all this week, rush isn't over yet. Hey Seal, wanna go to Lietrum's and a run in the park? Montreal rocks, go there now! How does everyone get along in the house? Once a year we vent on each other in paintball!! Shoot him in the Jimmy then kick him in the Kimmy. Don't miss this coming weekend, lots of cool things happening including bids night and the Irish Wake... be there! Three reasons why B-term is awesome: Irish Wake, Swampwater, and Christmas. Now for this week's top five list, the Top Five reasons why starting B term is so rough: 5) Body and mind are still on break 4) School would be so much more fun if there weren't classes 3) Staying in bed is so much warmer 2) Seeing the A-term grades 1) Being introduced to Ben at the bookstore once again. See ya round...Yo who dat?!? Walla-Wookie!
Theta Chi
Hey dudes, we're officially back. I gotta let you know that this modem really sux and this is my ninth or tenth attempt to write the article this week. I don't want sympathy...I want RESULTS. Anyway, who can complain about a sick RUSH such as we have and a nearly flawless IM record, which could lead one to believe that we got the cup again. Well, lettuce wait 'n see before we go out on a branch. So we had one of those intrafraternal crate races and everyone got dumpy and it lead to the greatest party of the year. Call me psychic or whatnot... So what's new? I'll tell you: Mic is now a carrot top, Brunelle was seen walking around on his front paws since both feet have gone to the dogs (not Buddy either), and Gutt was caught smoking on the mound, leading the coach to believe that the awesome fork balls he was throwing were a result of the thin film of tar and nicotine coating the ball, now all pitchers are encouraged to light up at crunch time. Hey that was about as funny as fartin' in church (nh). Kealy started the train in motion the other night, although its likely to hit a bus before Friday...hopefully it won't hit the bus going to the DOG TRACK!!! What am I saying, we'll need two busses at the rate we're going. Alls I gotta say is if you're a man you better be on that bus. Well, I'll leave on that note, and let's kick some ass this week guys, after all it is the LAST week of RUSH. Peace, I'm Audi5 G...
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