Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
Hey girls, Our pledge class Rules!! You guys are awesome!! Great job on your first raid, even if you did have to get up and cook for FIJI, they love it! First things first, I want to congratulate Renee with being the official spirit hat recipient! And a big hug goes to Amy S, we love ya. Thanks to Nil and the occupants of the Rugby house for a great Crush party! I hope all the pledges had a great time at the pledge retreat even if the sisters aren't the best cooks! And a big Happy B-Day going to Sarah A. on the 18th. I have a few reminders for this week. Tomorrow is a formal meeting and if you want to go to the WAM with Amy it's at 1:30 tomorrow. Also go to the servant auction and support all the AGD sister servants. Thursday is Henry V, be there to cheer on all of our dramatic sisters, including our pres, kegger! Friday the hayride, need i say more! come sing your brains out and freeze your, well you know it's lots of fun! Sat is Adopt a Street and you all better get out of bed for that! I guess that's it, Mom's, get together with your daughters during all the stuff that's going on this week. Everyone keep up this great AGD spirit! (PS after this week i'm going to petition to change the newspapers name! Classifieds, classifieds, classifieds!) Until next time when the classifieds go from daughters to moms... ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Yo, listen. That is a fresh track. How many brain cells do Justin and Chad have left? What is: (A) # of seconds that Gajewski rushed the house (B) # of eyebrows lashes that Turi has or (C) # of years Karl has left to graduate. If you guessed C, you are right: Two years or two brain cells. Kimmy Jeevan you like what? Yeah, Gobis she's the one. Strand, dance floor, corner, enough said. Binky did you get an article published, because Jake keeps telling me that he has dreams of seeing the paper? Socha, was it 12 or 13? Can you really be sure? Peavey, if you still read this. What's up my brother? Next Week: Blast from the past, space mountain, and a lot of polyester. Nothing else matters as long as you have good hair. (GreeK)
FIJI
Does anyone know that guy that sleeps in Brad's room 3 times a week? Thanks to AGD for breakfast but why are the eggs green. In Sports Cup news it looks like we have the lead so why do the kids in the cool shirts think that they do? In other sports news b team hoops is only slightly less pathetic than c team. UVM quote of the week "Did you see how small it was?" Cabral there is a lawyer from UVM on the phone he wants to talk to you. Now that WPI basketball season is about to start how about a few predictions. Kijak shoots 35% from the free throw line and is benched at the end of the season for...Mike Lamoureaux. Mike Shannon misses fourteen shots one game and blames it on the sophomores. Someone will give Fiodope a beer before a game and he will play like Scott Ennis and foul out in 6 minutes. In order to continue to look like his brother Ray, Mike Banks runs straight into a wall and breaks his nose never to talk to another girl again. Simpson breaks his foot again when he kicks a wall after he gets in a fight with Amy, another lost season for Simps. Due to a tremendous chant for Henricksen, Craig gets to play without a uniform and scores twenty. John Lehane continuing the Marlboro tradition can't find the bathroom and is kicked off the team for relieving himself on the bench. There is no better feeling than sliding naked in a pool of beer headfirst into a wall. Oh by the way congratulations to Phi Sig Sig for there EGGSellent pledge class. Due to lack of space your weekly Brian Zaleski and Mike rice news will be back next week.
Theta Chi
All right dudes, we just macked rush and brought home the most solid group of 29 guys ever assembled under one leaky roof. I want to extend a congratulations to all the new homies in tha' house. They are, in no particular order, Pete Verril, Chris Mead, Jeremy John, Joe Tucker, Mike Chaisson, Dave Maxson, Brian Kalagher, Eric Hannula, Dave Scott, Joe Zurkus, Dave Gazda, Conan Buzby, Paul Sobkiewicz, Haig Altoonian, Ben Linnus, Stan Gill, Devon Reed, Pete Sowitcky, Matt Poisson, Shawn Ayube, Kevin Keene, Jay Garrent, Spiro Tsefrekas, Chris Copablo, Paul Ganchi, Jeff Ross, Garrett Kaye, Ravi Chauhan, and Chris Lashua. They're gonna be the best pledge class ever. So get to know them before they're all on exec. In other news, A team crushes SAE in bosquetboll, hockey is about to start up, pong is the fad. Hey guys, at last check we have no heat, hot water, electricity, cable, or food...but we got psyche and that's what holds it all together. Hey, let's make the faculty dinner great tonight. And I see you next time. Peace...
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
At the top of news this week is the fact that at long last the case has been claimed. It was claimed by one of the most unlikely brothers. I will not waste your time with the story since we were all at court that night. Other happenings this past week were: Dover and the Filene's incident, enough said; and what would a Newspeak article be without Chuck T. Charlie you seem to be making these articles pretty frequently lately. If this keeps up you can look forward to becoming a fossil, and remaining on the brown house third deck list for awhile longer. Finally, who will be the next to step up to the plate. Will Chuck just give up and swing at anything or will Stevens go into a frenzy and take one for the team.
Five Apples
Sigma Pi
Well, it's me again, frazzled as ever. This time Henry is taking up a lot of my time. However, we have two, yes count them, two top-ten lists this week. First, as promised, Gut-rich's Top 10 Movie Spellings II! 10) Supernan IV 9) Poltergiest 8) Polterguist II: The Oter Side 7) The Philadelphia Progect 6) Prety Woman 5) Star Trec II 4) Fridy 13 3) Cadalac Man 2) Gostbusters and the number one movie spelling, proving that the ability to spell (or mispell) is hereditary... Mark Uhich! The other top-ten is the top-ten best ways you know a Sigma Pi. 10) More than one lengthy conversation while on the toilet 9) Know and fear the words "ass fork" 8) Used the pickup line "see the roof" 7) Know the duality of Happy hour 6) The favorite greeting is "the finger" 5) Not offended by "F*** You Guy" 4) Participated in the sport of hogging 3) nakedness is socially acceptable and politically correct 2) Know Pink Elephants are real and the number one best way you know a Sigma Pi... Feel like an Israeli after being attacked by a scud!
That's all for this week, except Wiebe, you're banned from the Lounge, along with E.C. And also, who's heading the cat and dog year committee?
See you next Tuesday!
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hi-de-ho neighbor...how is life treating everyone this week? First off, the inhabitants of the T room realize that you are all jealous of our Crusty Day last Friday. There will be different theme days coming soon. Power outages at night are a great opportunity to go into someone's room and turn up their stereo at night so they get a cool surprise when the power comes back on. Yeah Dools. Congratulations to the newly choosen Big Brothers, take pride in your Little Bro. Nice job this weekend new members in your Worcester adventure, the memories will be forever. Also keep up the awesome enthusiam that you guys all have as a class!!! Get ready for this weekend, and the Swampwater party, this is one not to miss, since it is the biggest party of the Fall semester! Hey if you didn't know, Sahal owns giraffes. Let's get going on the intramurals this term too guys. Alright then, this week from the home office somewhere in the plains of Siberia, the Top Ten things to do besides pay attention in class 10) Pick your nose?? 9) Write the Greek Corner 8) Drink coffee 7) Sit with a friend and taunt the professor and everyone else in the class 6) Touch yourself under the desk (Flobi) 5) Sleep 4) Think of how the naked girl in front of you pictures you clothed... uhh or something... 3) Do the homework that was due at the beginning of class 2) Ponder why you bothered to get out of bed this morning 1) Moan like the lecture's better than sex. See ya all later...Dup doo! TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
Second thoughts and accidental mishaps...First off Congratulations to Chris Gates, Steve Flannery, Bill Freed, Matt Dechillis, Mark Obrien, Jeff Coleman, Querino Pacillo, Adrian Zeller, Jeff Damon, Terry Fay, Rich Treis, Charles Talisee, and John Genereux. The next three and a half, four, maybe, five years will be a helluva ride...
Nice effort put forth by the b-ball squad in their first game against the Fighting Losers, lots more games to come...Congrats and thanks to all those who showed up for the Champagne Social always one of the best...Coming soon the Christmas Party, nothin' like makin your brothers comatose...
Glad we all made it back from the all zete, some of us a little worse for wear (except for the same old Lucas)...Speaking of the all zete, from the home offices of room 3...Top Ten Questions following the All-Zete: 10) Karl did what??? 9) Yeah, but who won by weight? 8) Terry, you slept BEHIND the bar? 7) (Insert Own Keogh fight joke here) 6) Did Jimmy's girl grab you too? 5) Thompson, who got the worm? 4) KARL?! - Are you sure?? 3) Coleman, she had hair WHERE? 2) Richie, did you get the number on that hoover? 1) Hey, Nick, how much flous did it take?...And on that note- Signing Off- Jabba
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