Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
Happy December. Snow is in the air. Hmm I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but hey Thanks to Lambda Chi for shoveling yesterday! Don't forget tonight is SMD day at 8:30, spoon decorating. This weekend is the formal, hopefully everyone found a dress. I know everyone already paid Nil so i don't need to remind you! Ugly dog to Stacy? Wow that's kind of crazy. Everyone better get rid of those colds because you don't want to be sneezing all over your dates! hey heather i have a little msG of my Own! thoSe books looked greaT!, good job moms. and thAnks to SAE for a really Great social, see ya next tuesday and to Zeta Psi! pledges get those pearls! AGD Pledges: hello girls!! i hope you're wearing your letters today.. happy birthday to....margaret mccabe!! counting today, there are only nine more days left before Winter break!! midtErms are over, but on come finAls! seen any heRshey kissEs around lAtely? the dress swap was aWesome!! sister-mom/daughter night is tonight, so don't forgEt to go..don't forget that we need to work on thoSe pearls befOre the beginning of break. you need to try to have half of theM donE...no problem, because........(look at the hidden message :) ) where's the pizza? sorry so short,but you are until tonight, adoveling, H.d
Alpha Tau Omega
The wall of Natty or the wall of Fatty, which one is it? No, REALLY Jimmy when you Gobis and Beaton finish the wall you will have brains the size of a peanut. Aviv, my little brother, the professional dart thrower, was able to accomplish a feat others can only dream about. He threw a dart into a pipe only six feet away from the bullseye. Jake and FRO decided to lock their doors for an event this past week and PK showed them where the buck stopped. Ask Swifty what his favorite Winger song is? SLADE YOU ARE huge. Pouslyn: No really I do think Wilkinson would make a great: Vice President, Treasurer, Secretary, Bar Maker, Tape Changer. Wilkinson if you're out there, be cool. Little Beaton learned about the blues brothers, college life, and the term, buddy save. Donnie, who are we? Maria, Maria, Maria, enough said (old school). (!@#$'n Pete)
FIJI
Speaking of tools, Theta chi how about bringing our letters back. We know that you want something of ours and since you won't have the sports cup for much longer and you can't have the letters, how about a flying beer can? Anyways back to things around here, it is nice to see zeke finally getting the courage to invite tollbooth over.
Swammi sez Jeff Kijak's free throws, Mike Banks on bidnight, and the chances of me not making fun of Rice.
Air Ball, headfirst into a wall, and not at all I hope everybody had a nice time at the Phi Sig Sig formal including my good friends mike and jackie. Palmer give it up Connie will not get back with you. Speaking of Palmer you're lucky those phone sex lines your on only go to Assumption or you'd be paying as much as zeke.
Lambda Chi Alpha
Well, here is the first one of December. Congrats to all of the newly elected officers. Good Luck! To the painters, nice job on the front hall. Pageau would thirty or forty shovels cover us in a blizzard? Newsflash: some words come back to haunt you "Hell, you don't have to wear any pants at all!" Empties, empties, empties. What will the cockroaches drink now? We hear Taco Bell is generous with their money, what do you think Ken? Finally we have the house net up. Now we can play cards even more! Hey Tony, how does insulation taste anyways? To the guys on the RPI road trip, how's the half completed house feel? Watch the back stairs guys! Until next time, Mac and Feets.
Theta Chi
The worst part of going to college is the five day stretch between weekends. Therefore, one can assume that once confronted with a weekend, the obvious thing to do is celebrate. Unless you're a "dork with no life always study on weekends never been laid always ruining curves and macking tests I fail" kinda guy. This type of person is the guy three rows in front of you who hands in an exam after only 15 minutes of work, with a faint trace of smoke coming off the tip of his pencil, with the teacher looking over his test with a smile on his face nodding his head up and down, planning to deduct about 3 points just for a misspelled word. Can you guess what I just did? I just failed an exam. Can you guess what tonight (right now it's friday) is? Yup... Anyway, I guess since this is the house column I should mention something about the house Jesse. You can always tell when Bowie wants your $$, cuz his hair turns red and his heart beats. So pay him russ or you'll be hazed. Last time I saw fritos checking details was in A term...but he tells me he does it every time his woman leaves the house. And what's up w/phillipe? Is he a man or a mouse (eau) dropping EE, I guess sometimes the pressure gets up there huh... Well our hot dog social went well, plans for a Gopal Amin party are being drawn up...give your input to the soc chair. indians drink free OK enough dung for one week, have a good one and pet the dog for once. Peace...
FKQ
Well first off, I'd like to congratulate the newly elected President - Dave Gardner, Vice President - Todd Bonnicci, and House Tough Guy - Dylan "Red Squirrel" Peters. I'd also like to toot my own horn on a new KAP record: two consecutive Newspeaks.
Announcing the new Phi Sig art show now on display for a limited time. In a related story The Greatest American Hero (Teddy Goodwin) crash landed at Phi Sig. KAP formal is coming up, and it looks like Whitten is dateless and on the prowl, so Stanley I hear he prefers blondes. Hey Millea you should watch out as well I think Martha only likes men in power. KAP weather report - cloudy with limited visibility in the dorm. Musial's face healed up a lot quicker from this attitude adjustment than the last. Announcement: Chach has found and pinned his true love - Genine. Cui's Corner: "Girls sucks...hey you wanna go formal with me".K
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
During the past week here at SAE it seems that some things have turned up missing. I thought that I might include in this article what has been lost. Missing: One badge belonging to Charlie Toole. Also missing: one Mike Willock, last known whereabouts the puko bathroom. It has been reported that Beta is also missing and...well, let's keep it that way. It seems that Jamie is also missing, he never returned from work one night. It is suspected that he left to join the shadow club. And finally Aaron Becker has turned up missing after trying valiantly to beat the mad wacker off the fire escape.
Five Apples
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hey there kids, this is me again and my trusty sidekick Dinki, this is his virgin experience here this week (with the Corner that is).
Tat will live on in our memories and in the form of an outline on the third deck from that fateful night of his 21st b-day. Beware, interest in the ba-bing is beginning to pick up again with some of the new members. Come on guys, be a sport, stand by the phone and not off to the side, it makes things a lot easier for us ba-bingers.
Congratulations to all of the new officers that arose out of that 5 hour meeting last week: Prytanis Sahal Laher, Epi-Prytanis Eric Ammon, Grammateus Steve Almas, Hegemon Mike Feely, Pylortes Phil Rosenkaimer, Hypophetes Jason Hamelin, and Histor Mike Desjardins. Dreads, grass skirts, bikinis and people gettin leid everywhere in the Caribbean paradise of TKE last Friday. Everyone remember that Alumnus Behar's birthday is tomorrow night, so be around to celebrate! How's your Dooley, hopefully getting ready for this Saturday night's Christmas party. Send Brande back to driving school.
Anyway, this week's top ten list comes to you from Spreadeagle, PA, the Top Ten best ways to get rid of a cold 10) Don't get one. 9) Tape heating pads all over your body. 8) Strict, tasty diet of rice cakes and water. 7) Give others your disease so they stop laughing, and to build your esteem. 6) Flobi's house(restuarant) for home cooked meals. 5)Don't get rid of it, stay on the drugs! 4) Go to class and do homework...Yeah whatever! 3) Wear a necklace of garlic(It'll help keep the wife away too). 2) Drink 'til you don't feel so bad anymore. 1) Wear the House of Pain shirt for a day. How do you keep a moron in suspense...Ah-ba-bye
TKE PRIDE!!!
Zeta Psi
Sitting in class pondering buckets and loads as a story line occurs to me...a lone man on a dangerous mission in the cold darkness of a winter night, he stalks his prey, a renegade pledge class, in order to thwart their raid. But they are on to him, and he is captured while behind enemy lines. The pledges launch their strike, but a second spy, a resident in enemy territory, calls in a warning and a counterattack is planned. The raid is stifled, the brothers victorious.
On other fronts, congrats to the pledges for the successful procurement of not one, not two, but five Christmas trees and assorted other decorations. Thanks to the pledges and sisters of AGD for the good time at the Christmas social and Congrats to Mika and Adrian for Zete Rave on Friday night. This weekend its the Brother's Christmas Party, fun, fun, fun...
Now, from the David Letterman wannabees: Top ten best ways to avoid work: 10) Nick, I have a question. 9)Oh, is this the beginning of Tommy Boy? or (Free-Per-View) 8)Wanna Knock? 7)FRIED FOOD!! 6)15-2, 15-4, pair is six 5) Zero serving zero 4)Discuss current developments of WWF with Jimmy 3)Writing this damn list 2)Hey Ollie, who sang... And, if all else fails 1)Go bother Ben.
Next Week elections...Good luck all...Signing Off-Jabba
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