Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
I hope everyone had a great break, a bit too much snow, but everyone got boots right?! Welcome back to Jen Roy who has been in London forever. We missed ya. Happy birthdays to Kellie (2nd), Ange (15th) and Becky H (today). Sorry if in the break i missed you. If so happy late birthday! For those of you who don't know one of our recent alums had a baby! Kristy Sokol and her husband Patrick Murphy had a baby girl. So Congrats are an order for them. There's not much to say since we just got back, but i hope everyone is having a good start of C term and i hope all the seniors aren't stressing if you happen to be in the last term of your MQP's. Well, see ya at the meeting, which is, Amy? formal, informal, i don't know, but Amy will let us know. ADOVELING PS pledges get to work on those pearls, send them to Julie asap! Keep up the pysch!
Alpha Tau Omega
96, boys. Whoo ha ha. Ma, we love ya. Farewell to our vice president, Karl Chandler. Kimmy Jeevan will also be missed. Open the books so we'll all be hear next year. Update: Justin ain't cooking kale in empty igloos. So, Andy was having O'Douls repeatedly everyday. Buckley has moved but his tradition of crappy bugeye will continue to live on with the pledges. Donnie close your eyes, the gleam is blinding me. How many people were there on New Year's, Sloth (aka Socha)? Slade, your car is towed. Go down, Go down, jungle woman. Lee explained how he learned his WWF moves in Pennsylvania. If you don't understand the entire article, come to me and I'll let you know what it means. No more !@#$ing snow. Enough is enough. (Greek)
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs!! Welcome back!! Hope everyone had a great break. We'd like to welcome Cindy Vollaro to the house although we do miss watching our old housemate come out of the shower!! Congratulations to the new sisters. Now that you know what LITP really means, carry on the tradition of Ethyl Johnson!! Excellent job with the new members Cram and Elana, you can both relax now. Congratulations to Kathi Mercier for receiving a bid, hang in there - only another nine months until your initiation!! Julie Mac, how is it helping to breast feed? Bob, keep ringing the doorbell, someone will let you in sooner or later! ELANA SMELLS!! We love you!! Pucci, looking forward to another term on the couch. Good thing it's so nice outside or we might find something else to do. Nik an Jen, heard you were a GREAT time New Years Eve. I'd ask you but you both seem to have forgotten - everything!! Misa, it's your turn to wake up and change the bucket! LITP!!
Sigma Pi
Well, here we are back again. Unfortunately we have lost one in the snow. Sorry to see you go, Chuck. We didn't realize you weren't in your room until yesterday. But on the lighter side... anyway.
I hope you all are enjoying the huge amounts of snow we got. Seems like we'll never see the ground again. Everyone seemed to do fine in their classes last term (yeah, right). How many classes were passed from t32? 1? 2? Anyway, I'm sure you'll do better next term. I'd also like to welcome our newest freshman, Wiebe. So, it looks like you'll be graduating with me, Wiebe. We'll see if that comes true.
As we all get ready for another term, I welcome you back, and hope that everyone has a good year.
See you next Tuesday...
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hidily-Ho, this is your old pal Dink and his partner in crime Guido bringing you news and issues that make your world turn. How 'bout some snow...hey but look on the bright side, you won't have to mow the lawn till next spring. Welcome back to everyone and have fun this semester, I mean it's C term after all. I hope everyone got what they wanted for Christmas, but I don't think Santa had enough Lovin' Lambs for everyone. Good job for ringing in the New Year in style. Sledding accident awards went out pretty early this year, but we have to give credit where credit is due. Seems we have a three way tie, first winner is Buttons for breaking his back, next, Spam for showing us how not to use your face as landing gear, and lastly, Harris for hurting his a- (well lets just say he won't be sitting down very much). Be ready for the meeting on Wednesday, this one has the potential for being pretty long. Thanks to Tuppy for allowing us to take over your house last weekend. To the New Members, keep up all the good work, be psyched, and don't let the C term blues get you down. And now this weeks top five list comes to us from Dildo, Canada. The top five thing to do when you get sick of the snow: 5) Fill your roommates bed with snow, and try to convince him it spontaneously appeared there. 4) Drive around recklessly, and slide through busy intersections. 3) Walk around the streets shoveling snow into people's driveway. 2) Take off around 2 AM and drive aimlessly until you find yourself in Ohio. 1) Cover your friend's car with a few feet of snow. Well that's it for this week, Oatmeal.
Theta Chi
Hey dudes...another xmas come and gone. I bet that everyone got exactly what they wanted. So jake stood up and told all what is and is not acceptable behavior in the house, recommendations for next years bench were encouraging, and everyone walked away wasted.I thought it was cool... Now we all know that since hager isn't on the meal plan that we'll see him going to the store for food right? Not in this lifetime...I would be surprised to see any grocery bags at all in that room. Someone get out there and repaint the snowbank...agd frigged it all up. Want to rent a bobcat for the dining room roof pluta? Jesse has been converted to super harley dude by some unknown energy phenomenathing surrounding johnson...next thing you know, he'll be getting tatoos and all that. The god of the smurfs now lives in the house, nice to know that we'll soon be getting a discount from clairol's hair dye division for bulk orders supporting stu and mic's nasty habit. Brunelle finally found his calling...from now on, he's skipping classes and meals to play video games. Wait...this just in, he is NOT skipping meals. OK dudes, enuff zenuff. I ain't talking no more noise. Peace.
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