Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
I do believe these weeks are flying by. Two words: Jello Bowl. Sunrise, Sunset (don't worry it shouldn't make sense). Here is a quick note on the event to come. Everyone is lookin forward to the annual century pizza fest up in North Adams. Ladies love engineers. Luke P., your prayers have been answered! We thank Orion for a great performance. Everyone should also thank soon-to-be elected Fire Marshall Mario for his routine fire door checks. Each postulant should be proud of their nearly completed project. Keep it up, you guys have done a helluva job so far, don't give up now. BEAVISS! On a lighter note, Stewart was nominated for best gonzo performance. You should avoid watching his clip though. See ya next week Crows!
Alpha Gamma Delta
Happy belated birthdays to Paula (29th) and Tanya (24th). Also it's Valerie Schmitt's birthday today so if you think of it, email and tell her happy birthday! Congratulations to all the newly elected panhellenic officers. Good job Jen for planning the ice skating trip, even if we couldn't go to a pond! If anyone has anymore ideas get them to jen. Thanks to SAE for the social. To the pledges, start studying the sisters will be quizzing you! Moms, study with your kid! Thats all for this week. ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Huck cruised up once again. Why doesn't he just come back for good? A 15 hour car ride doesn't sound like all that much fun. Kervin played Sir Morgan's Cove. Fresh Traks. Budha and Marcus Camby now have something in common and I don't think it's a good thing. Beaton on his twenty-first birthday: I'm so glad I didn't puke. Me: What's that in your hair? Justin that night: Duuude u can't pass out here (Elm Park) or we're gonna die. I'm serious dude. Lang and Aviv devised a new and diffrent dart game. Ask them about it. Right. Update: Slade bought his first new shirt of the year and he vows to acutally wear it on the first of every month. Leo you got to do better than that. For all you in the 8:00 class spot, those things got to go. Weed will come up and I have no idea what he will do tonight at T and G. God Bless. When your down and out try doing the gyro to some fresh 80's trax. All the cool kids are doing it. (Greek)
FIJI
Hi Boys, guess what, only 7 more months till our next party. I can't hardly wait. You know there's only one thing that I hate more than the Latin King, and that's the certain group of people who read Greek Corner's other than their own....BEAT IT!!! Keeny, I know that you wanted to get some bush, but did you really have to go and pull shrubs out of the ground. And Bob, if you wanted to be Superman so bad, how about changing in a phone booth rather than punching one. Congratulations to Lambs who aparently was the only one who didn't foul out of the game last Thursday night. And how about Harrod's big news, what a "shocker" that was. Zeke's STD count has fallen to 6 thanks to the latest breakthrough in Syphilis. Thanks to Palmer for only blasting that new Dave Mathews' CD he got only 4 nights this week...Beat It!! And now the moment that we've all been waiting for, the all knowing SWAMMI. Swammi says,"Zeke's Pepper, a type of tool, and thanks to her only 2 sig ep Virgens left" "on fire, a plier, Viar" Swammi says,"Hooked on Jade, not length but..., and the life Gove leads" "Smith, width, and a myth" Swammi says,"An incline, to walk around depressed, and Mona's boy" "Slope, mope, and Dope" Swammi says,"Amy, Koski, and praying Big Bird visits soon" "Greg's gal, Kijak's pal, and Fat Al" Swammi says,"Harrod's specialty, can't fit in a suit, and up Titus' dumper" "To chug, Big Doug, and a Plug." Come again...
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs!!! Sarah T- who are we going to see tonight?? Thanx Guys, even though you're all, well you know. I'm not brave enough on my own. HEY LIZ, blow harder next time! Kristen: next set of stairs and erery other light. Is this stable, or do I have a chance? Nik, how long did you stay at OX? Thanx to Jen C. for her help with my fire extinguishing. Good Job calling the fire truck Julie, just like when you were little. Liz, I know the house isn't that great,but do we need to burn it down? Jen W.-I said in the SINK! Hey Pukey! Baked any cookies lately? Erica- Feel like breakfast?! Lisa-Did you say inhale?5,4,3,2...Dude! Nicole-What workout do we do first?Stairs? Lisa- Did we walk in on something? Liz and Lynie- shaving cream anyone? Misa-Hi little Sis! Con-Nice Shiner-real "sly"- a good match!! Have a good week, LITP!!!
Sigma Pi
Storytime... There were rumors of another Scud-missle attack on the Pi, and I still can't get the smell out of my couch. By the way, think I might have lost a finger. We were all 'shocked' to see so many pople in Uuuuuuhriches room last Tuesday. Too bad Eric had his head in a bucket, and probably doesn't remember any of it. Maybe the Green dimension will be cool again after a year and a half. The pledges lived-in last week, and there was even a sighting of them on city-side. Maybe if you guy's hurry up and find your Paddles... (Next time there's a choise between Spanky and Jackson, Take the one you Don't need ten people to lift). Oh, and hey, Bret... here's your coat. We had a great holiday on Thursday. Little, don't think your room escaped. I hope Jim didn't do anything while he was cooking dinner. But that poor cat, Fury. Nobody deserves to be that close to any part of Bootar's body. Hey Chris... Mom would be proud, It does look just like an umbrella, and and don't ever bring anything like that to a meal again. Dah Dah Daaaaaahhh... See you next Tuesday
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Well it's me again, Dink, from the pits of Goddard Hall. Life would be good, if I didn't have to take ORGO, but enough about my problems, let's talk about yours. Remember, this week's house meeting is tonight, it may be pretty long since we have the Pylortes election (New Members are expected to attend this meeting). This weekend is the RCB, let's all have a rockin' good time, and remember, if your going stag bring Cigars, many, big, stinky Cigars. The Generations party last weekend was a blast. In fact I haven't seen that much polyester since my uncle Ralph left town. Well here's my little moral booster for the New Members this week. Never get discouraged and keep doing a great job. Take PRIDE in yourselves and whatever you do. Well I guess it the time you've all been waiting for, this week's top five list. This week the top five list comes to us from the deepest crater of Uranis. The top five reasons why having six fingers, on each hand, would suck. 5.) Cuca could never count to ten again. 4.) You would have to buy all new gloves. 3.) Try to tie your shoes with an extra finger. 2.) People would freak out everytime you try to shake hands with them. 1.) You wouldn't have a middle finger. Well, well, well, I guess it's time to leave. Do you know Rocha. TKE PRIDE.
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