Greek Corner
Alpha Chi Rho
The Valentine's formal was a great success. Thanks to everyone who helped out with either decorating or serving as wait ons for it. Everyone seemed to have a great time and the food was great. Dating tip: If at first you don't succeed, try try again six more times....then give up.
Rush is still on in full swing for those rushees out there who are interested. (And yes, we do know who you are.) Try and make it this Thursday for Poolwars over at Boston Billiards, it should be a great time. Go Crow!
Friday showed an early pre-season demonstration of "Da Game". Thanks to those who participated for the education of its finer points.
That's it for this week. Keep the faith - T.B.T.
Alpha Gamma Delta
Are we all wearing buff? Not to be confused with yellow of course. So are we having fun yet or what? I hope the seniors didn't keep you guys out too late. Don't forget that we're meeting in Founders Country Kitchen nice and early tomorrow, yep that's 6:45am! There'll be donuts though! I can't wait to see what the pledges have in store for us tomorrow. If you don't have someplace well someone to be with on V-day it should be fun, so go, heck ditch your boyfriends and go anyway. Does everyone have a white dress? I hope so, not too much longer... does anyone know any good lawyers? and how are you doing KT? three weeks left! PS Jenn Sap: we loved it what are you talking about! ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Description: 6' male with boxer shorts, flip flops, no shirt or brain, located on Regent Street in 0 degree temperatures. May be complaining about something stupid. Tell him where his car is and he might give him self up. Be cautious. Bugeye, you don't take anything to extremes. Try doing something like a daka shot. Bam Bam Budha and Pete "Coconuts" Gobis became WWF's first heavyweight tag team combo to sponsor an alcholic drinking beverage. They will join the ranks of Team Natty's John Harrington, Pat Miller, Matt Tapley, and Cory Belden. Drew bicd it. Beats moved out of the apartment and into the old age C-complex. God bless ya. Donnie, I'll show you what time it is. I guess we all have to serve our time. Not me. Some of them try to rap but they can't rap like this. Go. FROOOOOOOOO. Three horses and a pony. I'm with the underdog in the Beirut tourney. Team U Chug will show the field what's up. Space Mountain baby. Enough said. (Greek)
FIJI
To Whom It May Concern: Assner wanted me to apologize for hurting Lamb's fist with his face. It's good to see Big Daddy Simps practicing his religion by praying to the porcelin god this past Saturday Morning. How about that Thunder-mania match up after the last meeting: King Cong Keeney vs. Rannuch the Chooch. I'm kind of at a loss for words without my sidekick Pauly here to guide me through. Yep, he went to visit his girl from Manley's....i know she liked you Forest, there's no way she was interested in "the jerk". Speaking of Manley's, I heard minko ripped the crotch out of his trousers when he introduced himself to Ranucci's "only" girlfriend. And while we're on the subject, I guess I ws misinformed about shanZ last weekend, it was Sima who piloted the skinboat....I guess I just mixed up the letters! Ton's hookup count is up to 6 thanks to Greg. It's good to see JJ (Bushnach) is off his crutches. Hey Ted how's your Pride?...it was a close match. STOP,It's about that time, to break to the ryt....sorry, I was getting carried away....The All-Powerful Swammi.... Swammi says,"Lucky's hair doo, my pepper's nickname, and pinned Toni" "Flowbee, Mobey, and OB" Swammi says,"Star Wars, this school, and Simpson's Saturday afternoon passtime"
"Luke, a fluke, and to puke" Swammi says,"A pet, the unknown author of the Greek Corner, and hasn't spent any time with the guys since his leash has been put on" "Kitty, witty, and Smitty" Swammi says,"who shanZ is going out with again, where the e-room boys should check in to, and why Zeke's got a red pepper"
"Babs, rehabs, and he's got the crabs" Maverick you've got the Ball...Roger, Ball!
FKQ
Congratulations to the wrestling team on another successful season. Brother of the Month- Mike Rahmin- for his extensive work in the pledge program. Lance apparently left his beer goggles at home on Tuesday. The Greatest American pledge needs to take fighting lessons from Zeus, those Phi Sigs can be tough. Rusty "Shitcanned" Buldoc. Hollywood's giving Valentine hugs to lonely pledges. Note to PhiSiggies- keep it up and haircuts are on us. Warning to all brothers, Reagan will be drinking next week. Now everyone listen real good, I swear I slept on the floor. King Doug Bonnicci lives- long live the King. Papp's words of wisdom- "Beauty is a light switch away."
Phi Sigma Kappa
Hi, all, and welcome to Phi Sig's little corner of Newspeak. I'm Fudugazi, the wise old tortoise, and I'll be your guide to Phi Sigma Kappa (at least until the end of the year). However, the first non-Phi Sig to correctly guess my true identity (Newspeak staff excluded) will win a ... big prize. What is it? Well, I'm not up on publishing laws so I don't know if I can say. But I digress.
A lot of fun was had by all as The Village visited Phi Sig this weekend. Granted, this article was due before the bash actually occured, but when you've got a band like The Village, how could you NOT have a blast? I'm sorry I can't predict any specific details (I'm not THAT good), but what can I say?
Well guys, rush ends Friday. Rush hard, but please, no large blunt objects. But seriously, we've got Viking dinner coming up on Thursday (eating utensils denied). Remember the last one we had? Who made that spackle ... ah ... pudding anyway?
Hey, gotta go, but don't cry. I'll be back again next week. So, for now, this is Fudugazi saying Adieu.
"We all end in the Ocean.
We all start in the streams.
We're all carried along by the River of Dreams."
- Billy Joel
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey there all you phi sigs what's going on? It's sure been a busy stressful week, hasn't it? Well there are a few ways to cope with the stress-just ask connie, jen, and liz. Vicky how'd the helmet fit? Hey kap-keep looking? We have tons of congrats this week so here we go- first, congrats to the newely elected exec. Board- lead the way! Next great job with the spirit day banner- the gompei's gift certificate leaves five dollars in the red! To all the basketball players congratulations on the win last thursday- kimmy - the big 1000- way to shoot some hoops! Laura just 601 to go!!!! Jenn-you got him now!!!!! A few little reminders- the rockathon is right around the corner- get those pledges in! Umoc voting the 12th to the 16th- so vote for the man you know best-jasmine!@*&! And last but not least everyone have a sweet valentine's day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Spring Rush is in full swing. Rushies please make it to as many rush events as possible, and come down for lunch or dinner any time. Any questions just call the house.
Now I'd like to congratulate Stretch for his special guest apperance on "Friends" last Thursday night. I have to also congratulate Toole, has it been a year already. Don't laugh Jamie, your day is coming. Willock I'd just like to say "You Wish!". Jeremy...WUH! Worm I heared Papp gave her your number, I would avoid parties for a while. As for Chase...your way too tall. Hone how was the concert, did you learn the words in time?
It was a shame that Teak, after cracking from too much studying on Saturday, went nuts and, seeing everyone in the house dressed up like coffee filters, killed several brothers from the brown house with power tools. I'm sure that stay in the hospital will be good for him.
How about ginsing ginsing. Maybe, ginsing ginsing. OK, ginsing ginsing.
Some helpful tips on party nights to come: Jeremy, don't go; Ledoux, please remember the names; and to everyone, try to avoid the Dark Side it's pull is strong.
Pledges, good job on the raids, particularly Friday morning. Rolland your room mate totaly hates me now. I hope the skits were funny, and wet.
Last but certainly not least I would like to congratulate myself for winning on Friday night.
Theta Chi
Here is this weeks article: last week the hypocrite in all of us was exposed like a baby's butt and those rotten fence posts out front haven't gotten any stronger. How's about some more probation Myles of all people? I smell something burnin on that burner babb. Here's a couple toys that got banned from distribution in the US but are available at your nearest Shaky Jakes Vagabond vendor: 1) Baby's first bandsaw 2) Disney lead paint by numbers set 3) Wheezy the Asbestos bear 4) Fisher Price 40cc 2 stroke chainsaw with real moving teeth 5) Ben Franklin teaches you household current without pesky wire insulation 6) The Marlboro man kids cigarette starter kit complete w/tobacco bong. What a time we had last week...congrats new bros, finally the hazy season is upon us. The chances of this beezatch getting printed is decreasing exponentially by the second so i must wrap it up. Finally I Just Invited Somebody's Underwear Crusty Kittens Smell. Till later, peace to the nation.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Well, well, well look who's reading the greek corner again. I guess I don't have to introduce myself, but I will. It's Dink, along with some good pals Poleman and Disch. The Stock Market crashed last Wednesday when the news went out. Seems Cuca may get a job with some financial firm. Hopefully they will just allow him to work where he deserves, the bathroom. Gyro, good job last Thursday, and good luck at your next swim meet. TANG! It hit the house with a vengence, many knew it was coming, but obviously no one was prepared. Be aware Ritual is this week, New Members can stay away from this one. RLC, yes it's that time of the year again. Everyone should try to go, even if it's just for a little while, and odds are, you won't even remember going. Remember the ski trip this Thursday, all are welcome. Thanks to all the New Memers for that little daka trip. My Stomach and every bathroom in both houses thank you too. Here's my little shpeal to the New Member for this week, and it's also a reminder to all the bros. C-term is a crappy time of year, and it seems everthing slows down, but remember your a Teke, show confidence when you wear the cherry and gray, and be proud about being able to say your a member of something special which you believe in.
It's time for this week's top five list. Since Valentine's Day is this week, I find it only apporpriate to make it the top five things to get your Valentine. Oh, but before I forget it comes to us from Hell, PA. 5) Give your Valentine ExLax chocolates, they taste good and they'll keep her regular. 4) For the penny pincher, if you want really nice flowers, go to the grave yard. It's amazing what they'll throw away. 3) Bring your Valentine to Victory Secrets and have her model all your favorite lingerie. She may get a little pissed when you don't buy any for her, but your Valentine's Day will be great. 2) Enroll her in Sports Illistrated and Playboy, and when she complains she doesn't like either, regretfully tell her you'll take them. 1) Take her out to eat and the food arrives, fake there's a bug in your salad. This may sound stupid, but you'll get the best and most romantic, free meal of your life.
Tah, Tah for now and I'll see you all around. TKE PRIDE!!
Zeta Psi
To my loyal fans...Congratulations to Mailman and Mark on winning the election for rush...I'd congratulate Gags, but he already knows the drill...Speaking of Gagne, thanks to social we had a great time shootin some stick this past week...Congrats to the pledges for taking what they did without getting caught (gee the pledges got in and out without any brothers waking up, now, there's a shock)
They'll be letting me out of the hospital any day now after this last practice...This week the B-Ball team returns to the court.. And now a valentine's day treat:
Noses were red, pledges black and blue,
they pulled off a raid, but between me and you,
Muff was really angry, and would not just stew,
Nor would George sit there, for he would make them rue,
That they did not know the golden rule, as the brothers do,
With Gates in the snow, his cheeks a reddish hue,
And Terry on the floor, without much ado,
With Coleman under Muffin, saying PU,
The brothers would win, as they always do. More surprises next week...Only a few more weeks for me...Signing Off-Jabba
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