Ugliness is on the rise at WPI


by David Smiley - Alpha Phi Omega Service Vice-President

Have you ever seen someone whop you thought was ugly or who could be made to look it and wondered, "how could that person be used to make money?" Well Aplha Phi Omega, the service fraternity here at WPI, has found a way. Generally called UMOC, the Ugly Man on Campus contest is held annually in C or D-term by APO to raise money for charity. Once again, in keeping with UMOC's 20+ year tradition at WPI, this year's UMOC has come, and the voting table will be in the Daniels Hall mailroom from Monday, February 12, to Friday, February 17. During these days, from 10:00am to 3:00pm, anyone can come and vote for the person or people who they think are the ugliest. Voting will cost 25 cents for one vote or a dollar for five votes and anyone can vote as many times as they choose, since the contest is in the spirit of charity and fun, rather than a serious voting process.

Perhaps another statistic that WPI should add to their literature right near our nifty 4:1 ratio, is that this year we seem to have more "ugly" people than in the past. Traditionally, the UMOC contest has around six candidates, nominated from all types of groups around campus, however this year the number of candidates is up to nine, a considerable increase. APO's Service Vice President, David Smiley, says he felt this increase was really due to the hard work of the Service Committee who went out and combed the campus for likely UMOC candidates. This year's UMOC candidates range from three freshmen all the way up to a second year graduate student. A popular nomination was one particularly ugly lamp, but unfortunately only people can enter the contest. Every class except the Sophomores are represented, the candidates coming from four fraternities, both sororites, Daniels Residence Hall, Glee Club, and the Graduate Student Organization. This year also marks two entries not usually seen in this contest, as women representing Alpha Gamma Delta and Phi Sigma Sigma are participating. There is even a returning entrant from last year's contest, Theta Chi's own Jason Bowie, class of '96.

Of course the really important question is, where does the money go? Well that is possibly the best feature of the UMOC contest. The person voted the Ugliest Man on Campus gets to choose which charity all of the voting money goes to and the money is donated on their group's name along with APO. So not only does a deserving charity benefit from thie fun-spirited contest, but the philanthropy program of the winning organization does, too. Of course, there is also a prize for the winner, which is determined by how successful the voting is. So, if you want your Brother, Sister, friend, or lover to win the 1996 Ugly Man on Campus contest, come to the mailroom and vote from February 12 to February 17.



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