Greek Corner
AXP
Congrats to the new postulants. Our Chapter welcomes you with open arms and wish you best of luck on the quest for Brotherhood. Even the Admiral spilled his guts of excitement for all of you. A little warning though: two of your educators are probably older than your parents. Lots of luck and support goes out to you all, except remember one rule: B.A.W.!!!
I have an announcement: Bob and Mario are to report down to the house at exactly 2 AM tomorrow morning or they will get, um, can we make them do anything?! Silly, I tell ya.
A quick note to all Crows that Brother Dave's Cyrano thing in Olin is going on soon (like May) and he could use all the help he could get or sometthin'.
Hundred percent on the fire drill (Good thing too cuz the apocalypse must be near if that happens). On the entrance way bulletin board, check out the newest version of "What will Bros be doing in ten or however many years." Mark says he needs help with ET 2011, but I think he's got it down. Old guys out next week (as Nelson would say - "HA HA"). -TRICK
Alpha Gamma Delta
Congrats to all our new sisters!!! You guys are the best. Sorry if I forgot anyone's birthday, I need a list of the new sisters. I hope you all had fun this week, even if you didn't get to sing grace at DAKA, it's not the same at feast of roses! Cara gave up the ugly dog and passed it along to Kellie and Julie gave Steph the spirit hat. And KT wanted to give hugs to anyone going through MQP traumas! I want to congratulate all the new sisters for showing WPI how much spirit you all have by wearing the ugliest "buff" clothes ever! Where did you find those pants Becky? Great job to Jess L. for the scavenger hunt - it was awesome, even if Sarah is in big trouble with FIJI. To Ann, don't do anything we wouldn't do! Thanks for being such a good sport. To all the guys who donated any personal belongings to a good cause, thanks! Good job to Erin for organizing hugs, slaps and kisses. Don't forget Sat. is the bowlathon, BE THERE!! This week's meeting is at 8:30 and informal for elections. See all the new sisters there!! ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Budha: Let me throw in a dip because I don't know what to do. Bam Bam Budha, are you a !@#$ing horseman or what? Gobis has officially lost it. Take up your old habit. You need to. Dunn made a friend in low places. Donnie, I heard something crack. Andrew, what's that on your neck? Rad's an official invalid. He broke the same hand that he broke a year ago. Problems. Nickolau and Socha are done. Lube me up. Langlois, 143. Wilkinson found the perfect mate that doesn't talk back no matter what you say to it (inflatable brunette). Lee (aka the Missing Link) dragged Swifty (aka Brookly Brawler) face across the ground in the name of Weed at last year's Christmas formal. Drew went with the Chicago drunk Stipe look at the formal. Slade: God bless ya. Be afraid, be very afraid. Me, Swifty, Weed, and Scheflen are cruising down to Georgia to visit Will. We're going Marti Gras in Orleans. Drago: If he dies, he dies. (Pink Eye)
FIJI
All Aboard...not enough time in the day to go on and explain things that occured on last Tuesday's Fiasco. The three homo's Hardiman, Kerr, and Titus couldn't bring themselves to ride with the luxury sedan and her counterpart Jenny Lynn. Kijak, wow where should I start, he looked like he just took a swim in the Atlantic, and OB's they take dollar bills not change, you should have left your stack of nickels at home. Both Palmer and Keeney's parents had to remorgage their homes to cover the amount there son's blew away that night. On a lighter note, congratulations to the swimmers...especially to the pear shaped Keeney and jacked Bosco....nice shorts! It was good to see Gove at the B'ball game, no we understand, I mean you hadn't seen your master for like 15 hours. That's it for these shananagans.... Swammi says,"The most action Palmer has gotten in weeks, Chris Seal, and between Sam's ears"
"Mercedes' lace, Brace Face, and a whole lot of empty space" Swammi says,"Doug Gove, Ray Banks, and The most play Al will get at a bar"
"Full of crap, got the tap, and at best, a slap" Swammi says,"All that the pledges do, what all Ranucci's girls have to do, and who ShanZ is back with"
"Whine, wait in line, and Beccastein" Swammi says,"Keeney and Assner, What Titus did with his new chick in the kitchen, and what Kijak looks like with his new hair cut"
"Brawled, Mauled, and if you believe it, even more bald"
Phi Sigma Kappa
Hello again. This is Fudugazi, the wise old tortoise. If it keeps snowing like this, I am going back into my shell and I will never come out.
What can I say? The week has gone by so fast it has been all a blur. Spring Rush has ended. Why is it Spring rush, if it's still not spring? Someone should be shot.
This coming weekend we've got ThKind coming to play. Apparently the Cowboys are out in Space. Let's make this bash another good one.
I must make this quick for I have to go, but I will say: Does anyone know who I am? Good-bye for now.
"Your blue may be grey
your less may be more
Your window to the world
might be your own front door
Your shiniest day might come
in the middle of the night."
-Blackhawk
Sigma Pi
Story Time...
I know It's been a while...
The sophomores finshed the lounge last Tuesday, it looks killer, and Wiebe christened it shortly thereafter. Thanx, god knows none of the sophmores could have done it.
...Sherman went to church...
Has anyone seen Beal? Rumor has it, that he fell into a hole and hasn't been able to climb out yet. Actually, it's the same hole that happy stumbles into almost everynight now. Hey happy, next time your down there, want to see if you can find Beals?
The mad Ev went out with 10 pounds of lunch meat the other night on a rampage...and got himself. That's dedication. Congrats to our new brothers, and pledges. I hear Jerry signed his bid, and will be initiated this spring.
I can only hope that the HEEEEAAD pulled off beach party on Saturday, but I guess we all know by know. gotta go.
See You Next Tuesday.
Theta Chi
This week the house tied a rope loosely around its neck and stepped onto a rickety chair while at the same time putting hags and dlouza on the infamous exec board. I also noticed flying pigs silhouetted on a blue moon as while flying by in my spacecuck. It was also determined that 27 new homies can make the jesster look like a chicken in a rainstorm (second time's a charm...) with enough effort and some working shower heads. What foxhole was colonel jessup hiding in this year...I want the truth. Drag that raggedy arse out of bed and shower that marine. Hey nice job to the both of you. Talk about Saturday...the day after...the day the first hole in the brand-new-and-we-are-very-proud-of-it-so-noone-better-phuc-it-up dining room wall was put in by our most holy of chaplains. Hey, now that he got sh*t-canned he better learn to patch walls if he's gonna live in the house. Yokozuna Keene took on the 1-2-3 Kid Jay "that's how many seconds it took him to whup my arse" Bowie in a fight to the finish. Bowie, ashamed, went to hide by sliding his now 2-dimensional frame under the stove, right next to where the pancake spill made by Steve "I drove the Valdez" Brunelle. Jake and DBeau made a real hit in the local community, mostly about the face and ears. O'Hearn confused the women's room toilet with a baby seal and clubbed the poor thing to death (must have been the white color). Happy Merry Tapping to Myles "I sucked the Goat's Hawg" Walton. Gee... Who knew? And guys... don't forget about that apartment in Boston!! Al Bel, will you pick my Lotto numbers? I Have A Tooth Ear Gum And Mouth Sore... Peace from your phly phresh and phat phunky roostah.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Since Dinky is incapacitated at this time, I, Spam, am going to relive my once great experience of being Grammateus and bring to you the wassup for da week ahead, Sorry Dools dude, just had to get that out of my system. Looking into my crystal ball I see many things for the week ahead. The RLC was joyous fun with all conferences being attended and nothing but apple juice being imbibed upon and more and more snowflakes flying through the air. Same as it ever was. Poleman has once again been hunting the Blue Whale as Hector watches enviously. Mil still hasnt showered, 17 days running, gotta go for the gold in Atlanta this year Milio? Big dance this Friday night in Room2, looking for chaperones if anyone is interested. In a tragic experience, The Bob's IQP Advisor came to his senses and realized he was on crack when he gave them their grade. Feely explodes after finding 10 tractor trailers in his room when he arrives home from his date with his little pet science project. Duckie comes to the realization that the ducks are never coming home and decides to tar and feather Michelle in order to make up for the loss. Well, it was fun but I have to go to the National Foos Ball Championship now, the Ferrari is warming up in the driveway and is calling me, uh oh, here come the cops, gotta get my darts and plutonium foos ball and leave this place quick!!!! It was fun being grammy for a day. Enjoy the week.
1-900-EATSPAM
Zeta Psi
And now back to the corner...First off a well deserved congratulations to our 13 (13 for 13, how 'bout that) new brothers: Mark O'Brien, Chris Gates, Querino Pacella, Steve Flannery, Adrian Zeller, Jeff Damon, Charles Talissee, Jeff Coleman, John Genereux, Rich Treis, Bill Freed, Matt Dechellis and Terry Fay...From pretty boy to ugly man, something to show the power of the brotherhood, Greg Gallagher, a front runner in the ugly man on campus contest. Now there's a surprise...
Thanks to everyone who played dad or big brother for me this week...Congrats to the bowling squad for going a solid 26-2...Comin' soon Intramural Hockey...
Nothing like a little Worcester weather to brighten your week...And now along the lines of a jello mold in the shape of Zeta Psi and fruit salad made from scratch... From Boyz II Fred and Ollie: Top Ten things that happened during Hell Week 10. Steve, can I have a Hershey's Kiss? 9. You're too close to the fortress! 8. How are you today, Gates? 7. That movie sucked. 6. Baaaaa.... 5. Let's play Ollie Ball! 4. Can I come in? 3. Searching for Contraband! 2. Does that men we have to call him Korthbum? 1. THAT'S IT.... Coming next week my final column...Signing Off-Jabba
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