Greek Corner

Alpha Chi Rho

C term blues have ended. A final term is on its way. Nothing beats D term barbeques, sunny days, and senior pizzas! That'll be a whopping five pizzas we hope.

Believe it or not, but we are partying it up this weekend! Even Demorasczxki is going to stop homework for ten minutes and drop by. Leave it to Gilbert, though, to bring his cousin for a date. E.T. is rumored to make a cameo appearance. I hope Pretty Bob stops by, too. Victoria's Secret sold out as Spice is trying to figure out what he is going to wear (lose the teddy). Everyone remind Parette, "That's 2 guests, not 20."

The Grads put on a great show for the few undergrads that went to #7's house this past Saturday. You wouldn't believe what Foster tried to do. Seeing his opportunity, he tried to sneak into the newsletter the band's schedule for this coming year. Oh Ziggy, will you ever win. Next.

Georgia cops were actually rather gentle during the cavity search so says Andrus after being pulled over for speeding down south. Another Southern crew, the "Key West Seven or so", enjoyed exploiting Brosco's inability to control is bodily functions. Vicious Lies he rants and raves, but the proof's in the polaroids! Everyone on the boat wanted a picture with "the freak" - Henry thought of chargin' admission.

This postulant class so far has their act pretty much together. Have you guys planned on pulling a raid this term? "A" term is going to be chock full of stuff to do you know. Tony promises to do the truffle shuffle for ya if you pull one off before the end of March.

Go UMass! It's March Madness and the pool is going strong. Real close so far. Lance's chances of winning went down the tubes when his final four Central Florida bowed out early (2 gazillion to one seemed pretty good to me also).

"Veni Vidi Vici". Da next week's corner will include post-party -predictions... until then. -TRICK

Alpha Tau Omega

Kervin played at Alden (I am fine...), Binky played with Podo, and Huck and Marin played beer die together. Justin, Chad, and Gobi one are officially brain dead. Shea and Morin will be true gut men when they return from over seas. Fiji, thanks for the memories (Slade). Turi went on a Budha like binge this spring break. Budha collapsed after a half of mile. Go, fat man. Beats, I taught you well. Now use the power to your advantage. Fro, come to Apartment and talk some of your vulgar trash so your hot air will heat my room. Ma, can we please eat our own food? What's that all about. Problems. Wilkinson, nice tan. Teela, I found your keys. St. Patty's Day and McDonut's music. Scheflen would be proud. On that note, the bronx boy and Will are well. Drew we saw your beautiful home city of Athens, Georgia. Oh yes, Schef dog will be up this term for a party. (!@#$'n Pete)

Zeta Psi

Welcome back everyone. Congrats to all the new officers. A new era known as "D" term has come upon us. Remember folks, we are only a hop, skip, and a jump away from summer when there will be plenty fun in the sun.

The first round of Maverick went off well. Way to go Ollie, Mark, Gates, and... May the best Zete become richer. Good work in hockey vs. ATO & SPE on monday.

Most of all I'd like to thank Ryan & Chris for their time and effort in painting some cool artwork on the walls. It looks Grrreeeeaaaattt guys! In addition I'd like to thank John Reynolds for putting in an unbelievable amount of time into his job. Don't stop! Wow that gets me in the mood to do some more house stuff.

I think that about covers it. (BEEP! beep! BEEP!) Bye, BF.

Tau Kappa Epsilon

Howdy folks and welcome to D-term. Well I guess some type of Russian Satellite fell to earth last week. I'm pretty upset it didn't hit where I was hoping because I just saw Scala walking to class. TKE TV made it's first transmission last week, and it found Diesel getting the prime time spot. This has been a pretty weird week, I've had a silly little line going through my head all day: Respect the cock 'n ballz of a 60 year old man, Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle, the owner of an amazing cow and a talking goat. Silly isn't it. Hey peoples, its johnnny! Just sitting here with dinki planning the Costa Rican festivities and getting into the Madness. Go Providence, oh wait, sorry Duckie. Now lets get into the top 5 reasons why we shouldn't have any more top 5 lists. 5) Because Spam says so. Well, that should be enough. Tah, Tah, and Bye, Bye. TKE PRIDE

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