Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
This is my last column. Sorry about last week. Good luck to Jess L. who will be replacing me, I'm sure you'll do a great job. Happy belated birthdays to Suzy, Karen G and Melissa A. And a happy birthday also goes to Erika L (30th). And how could I forget our new sisters, nice hats girls! Welcome back to Karen L, Elaine, Shannon and Laura who were away doing IQP. We missed you guys. Congrats to Shannon, Kathy and Terry for their new offices. Suzy is the last recipient of the old hat. It looks great, good job to everyone who added to it, but it's just too full now, so we have a new one since St. Patrick's day just passed and all! Nice job on rehearsing those skits for fireside girls! Alright so they weren't as professional as New Voices or anything, speaking of drama, make sure you support all the sisters that are participating in New Voices. Congrats to our new sisters Elaine and Nancy! Remember that Heather is our resident artist so get her your ideas for TTAT T-shirts. Thanks to ATO for the social and don't forget tomorrow is installation, hence a formal meeting. Buy your tickets to the formal and get out those tacky dresses. Have a great D term. It's been fun. ADOVELING
Alpha Tau Omega
Congrats to all the new brothers. Group #3 in the hunt showed everyone what time it was. Fresh got into it a little too much. He took, wait a minute, gave one for the team. Wilkinson carved the one eyed bandit. PK nice quaf. With all the fines from the workparties not being done, we will get a brain for Brendan and Jake. Just one between the both of them. Fooz on boys. Cullen cruised by. Update: Stipe seen limping to the liquor store and returning with his mate Jim Beam. Toola Toola Toola Toola, did I get it right? Arner, where the party at? Tino toss is still in effect. Some one is the mad non flusher. Who will face up to it. We know who you are. Wo, Low buj. Come awwwwwwwwwww wwwn, Come awn. (!@#$ Pete)
Alpha Chi Rho
My, oh, my, what a paady! Can someone tell me who booted on the 2nd floor again (writing this on Friday, probably a good assumption) and I don't think it was Herb. Many brothers either a) heaved it all up b) hooked up c) a and b or d) b then a. All-all-all-all-all-righty-then. Hope those postulants didn't pull a raid during the party cuz somethin' tells me we didn't look for 'em. On a side note, Taco G, your mom hit me while driving drunk. Nate's still working on the ever elusive chocolate in the fry formula - keep at it.
How about them AXP intramural teams. A win has to come sometimes, so keep tryin'. Say, did I mention we took home the Bowling trophy?
News Flash: On the influence of Oakes, Smokestack jacked is new used tercel up 10 inches, and painted flames on that go-cart of his. Only problem is both Lino and Beth need ladders to get in now.
Postulants, keep up the good work. Each Nib is swiftly yodeling others using dialect indirectly placing standardized taxforms in crazy knots. Never mind. It's about time to wrap up another superb corner. See ya next week. TRICK
Zeta Psi
The ultimate fate of the Mav. tournament is as of yet,..... unknown. If ya' still wanna play talk to Nick, ASAP. I hope all you seniors are having loads of fun in your interviews as you skip your classes. Just don't skip too many like the little knight rider. Thanks for the BBQ Gags. Nice to see that we have our our little energizer bunny, John. He keeps doing more and more and more and more projects. 6 more weeks, that's plenty of time for a road trip.
Way to pull a little switch-a-roo with the points in the Crow and ATO games. Isn't it fun to win and win some more. Good luck in continuing to roll over the competition.
Oh, and remember April Fool's Day is almost upon us. I think it's time we had some fun. Hey George, O'Brian, and Mailman it's time to have fun. Is anyone up for golf? This is BF signing off...
Lambda Chi Alpha
Good morning gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees. Holy shivits its the Lambda Chi Greek Corner. We would like to thank the worcester police for the free strobe lights at our social. BD couldn't handle it, turned in his wings. So you characters are going to Disney World. We would like to thank Exec for tying up the library for the last month. Oh and the plague is spreading so stay clear. Stew why dont you kill a few of the other team's players? Anyone out there got good? That there is a Sweet nose! We would like to welcome our "newly" initiated members. Hey gibbons Baa. Cornell was a ton of fun (no fat jokes). Why again did we go there? We would like to thank syracuse for there hospitality and four dollar pitchers. Hey Josh all deliveries ... Kenny, We apoligize for anything we may have ever done or ever will do. Daytona, bikes, 3. This is fatty subsonic requesting a donut, is there anything they can't do? None of this matters because YOU HAVE A GAMBLING PROBLEM !!! Thats it, till next year. -Fat, Skinny, and the Plague
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
I'd like to start off by congratulating the new members. I'm sure we all had fun on Saturday. I'd like to thank Pam for putting that barrel on for us at the apt. on friday night. Congratulations to Moc for making it through his 21st.
Lets hear it for Hone, the only person in history to win an award at house meeting just on general principle. What about Stretch, his PT test last week scared the $#!% out of him. We are really starting to miss Enis now that the Foosball table needs cleaning. Dannaker is no longer aloud to play with Fife.
I had a nightmare the other night that I had to drink a bottle of 151 then eat two orders of cracked conch from the Imperial Pukeaway while listening to Toolak chirp about volleyball. "You can beet it with this". Oh, the Bahamas branch of The Crulety to Animals Department called earlier today, something about a Seagull and an Utterdog.. I just gave them the number to the Gutter. Then they asked if I knew anything about a Peebody man wrestling a shark.. not a big shark just about a four-footer.
The best thing about D-Term is that the Murph is not far off.
Five Apples
Sigma Pi
Storytime...
Once upon a time there was a little leprechaun, who wanted to do something fun to celebrate St, Patricks day. So everyone else decided to put him on social probation. I don't get it. What kind of precedent does it set when we have a woman running/advising, whatever she's doing, a council of fraternity MEN? And how come everybody treats her word as law, I think its' time that IFC got some balls and stood up to her and the school. I thought IFC was supposed to be self governing, at least to some degree. But it's just her puppet, and that makes them a council of hypocrites. There not representing our interests, or protecting us from the school. Instead, IFC, and that ridiculous insignificant GAC are trying eliminate fun from college life. Hey GAC you want my dues so you can have some dinner? Do something FOR me. In the mean time, come get 'em. Most alumni, who I remind you went to college in the 60's and 70's, drank more and did more drugs than any of us would think humanly possible, and now there telling us to put a rule into effect that would ensure all of our party's would suck. WHY? What's the saying? It used to be us against them, now it's us against each other.
Hey AGD and Phi Sig Sig. Can we blame you for your ignorance? Yes I think I can find it in my heart to. Think back to ...High school. Your friends parents go away, so like any red-blooded American high school senior, he has a party, and invites some girls. Now here's the analogy. Some AIRHEAD, calls the kids parents, and asks them what time the party starts. Bam! no party. End of Analogy, Draw your own conclusions.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hello all you happy little people, I at least know 22 guys who are a little happier this week. Yeah you may of thought it wasn't me, but it is, the great Dinklehiemer. I must congratulate everybody on all the killer work done last week, and for those who doubted the ability of Poleman, Cuca, and me to put in a door, well walk by his room and see the craftmanship. I'd also like to extend my getwell wishes to Bruce. It was quite nice to see people enjoy the recent, nice weather by doing a few laps in Institute Pond. Don't worry Froggie and Dools the rash goes away within a month or two. Everybody has a little spanish in them, and they let it all hang out at the South of the Border Party last Saturday. Lots of people showed up and had a good time, even Pepe Lopez "That fat bastard" made an appearance. Well guess what folks, yes it is that time again. The top five reasons last week was the coolest week of the year. 5) I quickly learned that I couldn't use a tape measure. 4) Breakfast in bed 3) Oh God, stop the room from spinning (Guido feels the pain) 2) A brand "Spankin'" new study room. 1) TKE PRIDE.
Phi Kappa Theta
Clark goes to bed at 12:00 and still...he finds a way to raise hell. Jay Bryan is conducting DNA testing on all the brothers to see who left their mark on Hawkins' jacket. In a victory for all American criminals, the US Judicial system found Stanley innocent of all charges brought against him.In the news of the week, "Iron Mike" Skarin successfully defended his flyweight title when he K.O.'d "Smoke'in Joe" Frazier in the early rounds of the bout. If anyone is interested Bosse and Clark are hitting the gym to get their beach bodies in shape. New party policy to keep Dave from having a heart attack- Jackie isn't allowed in without an inhaler. Cui's Corner- "I'm not a gay, I could get a piece, but it raining"
Phi Sigma Kappa
Welcome back from Spring Break everybody, Phi Sigs and non-Phi Sigs alike. I, Fudugazi, the wise old tourtoise, had a fairly boring break, but it was a well needed break just the same.
Before I say anything else, I am proud to announce that Phi Sigma Kappa is the intramural Ice Hockey Champions! Congratulations to Fonz, T-Bo, Grant, LaLushe, Kenny Bob, Marky Mark, Willis, Sprout, and Willie. But where's the STANLEY Cup? Hey, we've got soccer, floor hockey, and softball still to come.
Not much on the party scene last weekend, but there should be some interesting "Tales From the Living Room". And we now have a danaschlosser that has been properly aged for 22 years.
Well, once again welcome back everybody. This Fudugazi saying, until we meet again (or until we do meet, whichever the case may be).
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey Phi Sigs!!! Hope everyone had a great break! Thanks to everyone who showed up for the work party - great job! Get psyked for the GONG SHOW at QuadFest.....hope everybody is planning their act!! Don't forget to find out who your senior is so you can embarass them - seniors, it's too late to go back now. Is there something you should be worried about? Great job everybody who went to keg races. Let's get another keg - Juniors Rule!! (you couldn't have done it without ALL of that help) Committee head elections are a week from tomorrow so be thinking about how you can not only better yourself but also help to make Phi Sig the best it can be!! YOU can make the difference! Anyway...speaking of spring break, how were the Bahamas girls? Connie and Pucci-next time wear a bathing suit!! Con, how are those Eckerd boys? Nathan is GAY!!! Can you please print something that we write at least once? (happy?) Amy, did they make it to Sig Ep? Linda, another boy to talk about! Tina and Missy Dodie and Karyn will come visit your big noses. Deb, great job remembering the music. Nik D.-CHEER UP!!! Blah!Blah!Blah! Lizards Rule!! Hey Kelly and Katie, remember HA on sweetcheeks! Anne, congrats on experimenting with Hershey. Lynie-expect for the random boys!! Leah, Wed 20? Hey Liz - Walk of Shame from Kap, a familiar route for the house!! Hey guys, we're full fledged THUNDERS!! (thanks to Bryan Pepin) How many groceries can we fit in the car? Obviously not enough!! Hey...W.B!! T - we heard what you did this weekend, you're NUTS!! Special hello to everyone that didn't get in here - Go CRAZY! LITP!!
