Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
good day everyone! Happy April! first off the birthday shout-outs. happy belated birthday to Kat "the gangsta" and happy early birthday to Wendy (the 6th)! A big hug goes out to Lambda Chi. we love you guys! To the seniors, we'll miss you guys don't disappear on us. thanks to sae for the great social. did we all have fun at the formal? good. kudos to Amy and her committee! don't forget to show up for your composite pictures today. good luck to all the new officers! intramurals rock. don't worry we'll win a game soon, i hope. MVP's of the week: for floor hockey: Ange (the goalie!) for soccer: Wendy (you go girl). watch out zeta psi and ato we're coming for you! April Fools?! sorry boys we had been too good for too long. good luck to our softball players, track runner, and crew rowers. have a great season. deb and amy have fun at TLC. thanks to that cheesy dude for returning our doorknob, even though he was the one who stole it! hats off to the old spirit hat! in with the new. everyone get psyched for the teeter totter-a-thon! "can" jodi do a good job? we know she "can"! until next time...adoveling!
Alpha Tau Omega
Congrats to the lucky women of PK and Hammond. Because of their generosity to the house we had a tourney. A tourney that was made by the man doing the pinning. Of course there is always a cool guy in the crowd. Quote: "Since you made the chart, Team Feta has to be number one." Yo Justin, it's all good. Peace. The neophyte, Woodrow made a very strong appearance. Don't let it get to your head, I'll be the first one to pop it. Chad made a strong showing that night. Brendan, I'm doing a gene therapy project I want to extract some DNA and try to correct what ever is missing. No really I'm serious. Jake on the fooz ball floor: Oh noooooooooooooo. Fresh, Croquet's. Hey Donnie, how was the movie? Wilkie what's the definition of tool. This past party the patrol team of Gobi one, Goudreau, Swifty, Me, and captain Weed took it to a whole new level. !@#$ the dumb, you the know rest. (Greek)
Alpha Chi Rho
D term is in full effect. Oh, lets see, so far every day some brother has been stumbling around the house completely wrecked. Now, most recently, was Kev who learned a few more ways on how to spell Acupuko. Undercover agents even spotted Krusty's stunt double floundering around with an ear to ear grin. The party ended up being the best one of the year so far. Say did Poppish say he met a girl (who knew?)?! What happened to our intramurals: I believe we won in soccer, hockey, and softball. Hey, I heard about a new sport from New Jersey - "Dunking Heads for House Jobs" (ask Pete "Swirly" Wysocki for details). A pre-Fourth of July celebration was performed in honor of American Pride (in beer). The end is near - Lino moved a few times this week.
Coming down this past weekend were a few UMass Bros. And, ironically going up this weekend to UMass were a few DSPhi Bros. Now, I, I, I'm confused. Tell someone not to let Foster plan any more road trips.
Theo-o-o-o-o!!! Hail King Turd (I think that's a compliment). Easter is near - Hey is th GOB still open for business, I know Andy is interested in a reunion. Yup, Shur-re.
Did it really take you ten weeks Andrus, truthfully? Oh boy, another stellar ending, hasta: TRICK
Zeta Psi
Blam! AT&T goes shatter in the night. Hello all you Madmen, feeling scienced out? Too bad Goddard wasn't around, He would have enjoyed himself. Hope you had a great April Fool's day. Smasssshhh!
Happy 20th Ollie! Time to keep up the good work at getting the puck in the goal vs. AGD tonight at 9pm. Fred & Rob it's time to do your duty again vs. Kapp on Thurs. Come all you soccerites to the field to cheer on the team vs. Theta Chi. Remember 18 days till our 20th, the day when Zetedom will once more rejoice. Have a hip-hoppity Easter. -Fisch
Theta Chi
Well, have some tolerance and beer with me here. It's my first try at this and that's the truth. Some old news, the Mardi Gras party kicked a little ash. I just wanted to lick'em! Any chance getting beads for every party? Writing this article in advance, here are some predictions for the graffiti party, 1)DeLousa passes out in the commons and someone lends a little helping hand and shaves that ratnest off the top of his head. 2)Gill, without opening his mouth goes nuts with the markers and charms the ladies silly, he ends up hooking up with more women than Plutoris. And finally, 3)Sudden explosion in the boiler room, any ideas? Anyways, Mojo and Manny thought they were Lewis and Clark and led LeClair and Hubbs on a fantastic voyage. Speaking of LeClair, what's the streak up to? you better get to bed you've got a big day of drinking and beating the Phuck out of the house tomorrow. Congrats to all the new Junior Execs, in the guard position, I looked at the 2nd guard and thought Couchu was in the hizou. Hey guys, lock the door so Father breaking-and-entering doesn't pull any more surprise visits huh? You guys better all start scraping together your change, let's bring Sev back! Speaking of our superphat cup quest, soccer? floor-hockey? damn we're good! By the way, what the hell's in that brain sauce DiBiase? If Rupp and LeClair keep receiving their free samples of wallpaper that start something like "We appreciate your interest, but..." we could have this house covered pretty damn soon. Last but by far not least, Once again Dupont, you've done the crime, but this time it'll be you and not our marine doin the time, You should be ashamed, you're a disgrace you freakin pig, oink oink. See all of you in court bizzatches. I'm out.
Lambda Chi Alpha
Welcome to the new and improved LCA greek corner. I would first like to congratulate two brothers, Jeff Bayko and Dennis Hubbard. Jeff was named a Charles O'Thompson scholar and "Stew" was nominated by Tau Beta Pi for the sophomore of the year. Way to go guys! I would also like to congratulate brother Reardon for being elected to the position of High Phi and thank him and many others for their exceptional improvements on the house. Good luck to Gepetto and Plaid Donut at the APO dance-a-thon. This past week intramurals went well. The floor hockey team won easily and the soccer team should have won. You guys played your guts out! Be sure not to miss the scavenger hunt when quadfest comes around. The Lambda Chi team has done a great job with that. Hopefully we will have some fun this weekend at camp Marshall for our retreat. That is of course if we don't freeze to death first. We might actually get some sleep too. There are no fire alarms there, right? Well, gotta go, this is Feets signing off. GO KENTUCKY!!
Tau Kappa Epsilon
(Beep, Bop, BOOP, beep, boop, beep) Dinkateus here with what's happening at the most kickin' place on campus. First of all, I hope you all liked my little fortune telling about the pondings last week. Froggie and Dools finally decided to get a little extra exercise by swimming a few laps. Congrats to all the New Bros. Just 'cause it's over doesn't mean you should let up. Keep up the pride and let's end the year of with a bang. I've been reminded that I forgot to thank some people, last week, thanx to all the lill' Sisters for the breakfast, it was much appreciated. Random, that was the only way to describe the party last weekend, but it did kick. Never Use My Spoon Cause U Love Lesbians. I guess I would have to agree with the little four-leaf-clover lovin man. I see Spam has his motorcycle up again. Not it for when someone is going to have to scrape him of the asphalt. Someone is trying to piss me off, I want my lunch table back... Well I'm starting to run out of things to say, so I guess it's time to give you all the top five list. Top five reasons why PQP bites the sack. 5) I don't have any time and I want to go to bed. 4) It'd be nice to talk to someone who could speak English. 3) Having your advisor crap on you ever other day. 2) Damn night classes. 1) This isn't even the real work. SEE YA. TKE PRIDE
FIJI
Well, while the boyz are away in England, I'm afraid I have to take over the corner. Like everything else in the house, no one wants to do it so a senior must take control of the situation. Besides, we all know who is the best, right? The first act as "greek corner" chairman is to create new weekly prizes. The first is "Minko of the week:" This outstanding prize goes to an idividual who does nothing for the house (things like wait-ons and philanthropy sign-up). For an award, the winner gets a really RAD skateboard!!!! The next is the "sour house managers of the week award:" This goes to an individual that cannot take remarks and criticism without taking it personal. For their toubles, these individuals receive an extra tall glass of sour lemonade. I'm sure they will work on it. The next award is the gove of the week award. This award goes to to the individual who logs the most amount of miles on his car to see his girlfriend. For his troubles, he receives a frequent flier card which he can use to receive free lovin', like everyone else who journey's to this place. Enough is enough, but before I go, a little birdy from England flew over and gave this note: Swammi sayz- what you do in traffic, what the ass needs to get rid of his gut, yeah minko sure you're not one .... Mergin', a surgeon, and a virgin. Swammi Sayz- Breakfast dish, what you use in the library, andback around Simpson's neck .... Kieche, microfiche and a leash. Swammi sayz- What the FIJI boyz are because Harrod is not here to write the greek corner, Seal's haircut, and Why Banks was a liveout C-Term. Until next time boyz and Girls. Oh by the way, Who's in first place for the Cup!!!
Phi Kappa Theta
It's getting to be the time of year now, so the Falk watch has been placed in full effect, but I've got a feeling that he's going to make it this year. I'm proud to say that the house has won this years national Phi Kappa Theta award for house pride. Congrats Phi Kaps!!! Also, congrats to Brother Bolduc for being a founding member, of Phi Kappa Woodside, good luck to him and all of his endevours next year. Hey Polin, You've got ring around the finger!! The HMC is trying to organize a fund raiser for homeless children. By the way, Roses are red, violets are blue, the giant has a woman, and all the brothers do too!!! The explorers club is planning another journey for next week. Who knows what disgusting creatures they might find....maybe a Colby. Cui's Corner: A fool speak many words but rice go good with soy sauce.
ITB
Total Package P.S. Neiland, did you find the paint, yet.
