Greek Corner
ATO
Hey Budha, what girl did you bring home last week? No seriously. This Greek Corner will not change for anyone. Good job at the Worcester City Clean up and Monte Carlo night. Shout out to McDonut who took it to a whole new level. Beirut Tourney. Let's get wasted. Team Feta once again makes a strong showing. Chad and Justin, mmmmmmm cookies. Gobi one, you're brain is dead. Thus you are on your way to Jake and Brendan.....uh stage. Heed my warning. It is the last one you will get. Hey Donnie, how's that song go. Dum dum da dum, dum dum da dum. I think you'll learn the rest. Toolgate just admit it. Doyle could have cleaned the kitchen, my room and the basement with the time he argued with Turi. Hey Swifty how many more days until it's official. Lang it's all bowt respect. You better recognize. Nice polaroid Briggsy. Beats, life is like a roller coaster. Ahhhhhhhhhh, five bah!!!!! If this is the last article, good luck to all the graduating seniors.(Greek)
FIJI
Hello everybody out there, I think there are a few things that need to be said. Though we are all aware how much we miss pete harrod, I think it is time that we make it public exactly how much. I mean, I think we took advantage of Pete's brilliance and the leadership qualities that he has lead this great fraternity of ours. It is such a shame, him not being here and all....I mean the kid is unbelievable (modest too). So many times he kept this fraternity of ours in line, and I think its time we paid tribute to such a legend. Pete, if you are out there somewhere, we can't do this without you! We need you back, and I think we are all realising this now more than ever! So please, if you are listening, we love you man! Come back, we can't hold this up for long........please peter harrod.....your our only hope! P.S.-make like an egg......beat it! Hahahahahahaha
Lambda Chi Alpha
Welcome to the fifth consecutive greek corner! At the risk of sounding like a broken record... KAGL hockey is still undefeated. We are going all the way and no one can stop us baby! Hope everyone enjoyed the three on three b-ball tourney brought to you by our fabulous rho chairman. Is everyone's butt sore yet from teeter-totter? Only one day left! Thanks to Mac and Pag for their magnificent work on the teeter-totter. I hope you tested it out first! Also thanks to all the guys that helped out at the food bank. Beware Sophomore Row is now the dark side, thanks Tony and crew. Well that's it. Catch you again next week. Feets
Phi Sigma Sigma
Ok, girls...one more time. This is a greek corner. This is what it looks like in the paper. Any questions? Congrats to all the not so new committee heads and Rho Chi's. Make next year great. Crew Chicks-nice job against Bates and Middlebury. Sweet victory. "Cockman rocks my boat!" Parents weekend went absolutely great, I heard alot of comments on the house. The letters look awesome. Get ready for Senior appreciation week and shit on...dig up the dirt! Thank you to SAE for a great social, it was tons of fun even though yours truly made a huge fool of herself. It was the alcohol talking...I swear.
Jaz-the zulu warrior dance is coming soon, but maybe we should find Erica's car first. Karla's wedding shower feature is...Jon jumping out of a cake wearing a g-string and a necktie! Deb-you're not the only one going to Foogies and Coolio! And last but not least, since this is the last greek corner of the year, apologies to T-e-r-e-s-a, and congratulations and good luck to all the seniors-we'll miss you! Bust some a**!
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
I'm sure we all had a great time on Friday as well as at Car Ralle on Saturday. It was good to see the alumni, well some of them at least. The mad Stuby strikes again. Hone gets beat out by Watson, oh well better luck this weekend, don't let us down. I'd like to congratulate my roommate and Willock for their jaunt in the park last weekend. Oh, and Basl, WUH! Seriously, what were you thinking? Jimmy, we're building you a sound proof room. I'd like to thank J.C. for the phish on Fri. night.
We'd like to thank Phi Sig Sig, we all had a great time on Wednesday and Thursday nights. Except for Jeremy who slept Wed. night away. Cookie slept the morning away. Wad is not invited on Mon. morning any more, don't laugh Watson, neither are you. After this display you two will have to subscribe to your own BYOB policy, Be Your Own Best friend. Remember, just as a general rule you shouldn't Break Your Own Back. Aaron was seeing green on Wed. night. Jamie how did your parents like that spot on your rug Thursday morning? Paddy...Paddy...Paddy(not long now).Latte, meaning Five Apples
Sigma Pi
Story time...
Well folks, looks like this is the last greek corner ever. Looks like Newspeak won't have to deal with us next year. But on with the story.
Has anybody seen my brain, lost it last week. Hope everyone knows the magic number was 15. Was Clambake supposed to last for TWO weeks?
Looks like Paclitto's love life has picked up, you better not hurt yourself, watch out with the Tequilla next time. Speaking of sex lives, Chuck finally gets to give away his award, it blows my mind. Hey Wanda, what's that noise? Who did what to a Turkey? Eve might be in with Margret. She called looking for him on Saturday. I'm sure a lot more happened, but can't remember a damn thing.
The Band Finally left on Wednesday, now what are we supposed to do? Thanx to Joe, Kev, Sam, and Tommy, (Thkind), helping Clambake last so long. But hey, we got our parking lot back.
Thursday was Strategy, and we had a good showing. I hope every one had the chance to see Rob's head. Biggest welt I've ever seen. We all got our frustrations out by shooting each other.
Theta Chi
Get your Greek Corner fix while you can...this one's gonna have to carry you through the summer. Speaking of which, there's no excuses for missing the clambake and summer party, so warm up the sled dogs Conan. And look on the bright side, Graham...at least you won't have to ask for a day off if you're unemployed. Good luck in the real world seniors (and senior citizen)...visit often so you can use those fat paychecks to buy 'Puco. On to current events...Sox game was a blast, except for Owen and Lucas. Wait until his birthday to shower him, Stu. Boxer/Tighty-Whitey Bash rocked worlds, even if half the house couldn't answer the bell. While on the subject of boxing..."In this corner, wearing the red trunks, the floor hockey A-team!" Tiny Tim's new training program for the track meet includes a set of 15 foot warm-up hurdles.
Get ready for it, boys...the mother of all good times is just around the corner, so dust off those togas. Breaking news...perennial favorite Phattie O. was snubbed in his quest for consecutive gold medals, and came home empty handed. Let's send those seniors off in style, except for Jarhead...who'll be AWOL writing his suff. And finally...the verdict is in, justice has once again been served, and his innocent victims can finally eat peacefully from the trough. I had a feeling your whole family was going down. Till next year...
Tau Kappa Epsilon
Hey Kids, yes I'm finally writing after a long departure from the norm. Tiredness sets in, and I become very lonely...Damn PQP. Well I must thank all who make my life miserable, there are too many to acknowledge. I sit back and ask myself why the hell am I still awake...Damn PQP. I feel that I am alot more bitter than I once was, but I have no way of knowing, seeing that I can't even open my eyes to see myself. Thanks to all who helped out with the Special Olympics, we all had a very special time, seems there weren't many non-Greeks there, but there I go again, thinking out loud. Hey that's a nice jacket. So Dooley, how large is your blatter? Oh God, I hate the computer. Nice to Ray with his priorities in the right place, he finally mastered the swap. Chooch, I never write about you in this damn corner, oh I just did. My mother has a first name...Yeah sure you have a mother. Thanx to all who helped me with my stuff for that place we all know about. But I must leave you now for the GREAT ZORGON has beconed. What the...TKE PRIDE
Zeta Psi
Well here we are, at the last Newspeak of the year, and I guess the last Greek Column in Newspeak. I guess IFC will start doing something new. Please don't get too disappointed. After all, summer, fun in the sun and everything that comes with it are also just around the corner.
Here's a leg up for Gates for trying to put a smile on all of our faces. Thanks George and Marc for the effort towards the end.
Enjoy the speech tonight. Does anyone feel like golfing this Saturday? Happy B-Day Kippy boy! Sorry I just couldn't find much to say this week. Thanks for your time & patience. Fisch
