Results of the 6th Annual Readers' Poll

Things readers would like to see:

1. Nudity

2. Features on WPI students

3. Stories about WPI Sports Teams performances

More news reports before it happens

Things people would like to see on campus (besides a Campus Center):

1. A huge parking garage

2. Sunbathing women

3. Ben & Jerry's Store in the Humanities Building

Favorite Newspeak Feature:

1. Brian Parker's articles

2. Police Log

3. Campus events

Readers who have seen and liked Newspeak Headline posters:

57 %

Favorite Professor:

1. Farr

2. Walcerz

3. Watters

Columns readers read:

1. News Beyond the Farm

2. WPI History & Traditions

Just a Thought

Favorite on campus computer name:

1. jake.wpi.edu

elwood.wpi.edu

2. hal.res.wpi.edu

3. parsnip.wpi.edu

Worst Newspeak Feature:

1. Greek Corner

2. The superficial treatment of our Sports News

3. Phillies "arcticle"

Favorite DAKA Employee:

1. Mike

2. Matt Finnigan

3. Joe

Favorite SGA Senator:

1. Adam Woodbury

2. Matt (all of them)

3. Chris Mello

Favorite Building:

1. Higgins House

2. Fuller Labs

Alden Hall

3. Police Station

Favorite Administrator:

1. Chris Jachimowicz

2. Bernie Brown

3. Andrea Dorow

Funniest login:

1. bunghole@wpi.edu

2. halfmoon@wpi.edu

3. fig@wpi.edu

Other Thoughts:

More Simple Harmonic Motion pictures

What happened to the good questions?

Not all Wedge Rats use boff weapons. Boff weapons are NOT made of cardboard (they're foam). Not all Wedge Rats are failing out, yet.