Greek Corner
Alpha Gamma Delta
Welcome back the the greek corner!!! Yeah! Alpha Gamma Delta would like to wish all the greek organizations on campus good luck with their rush. Happy Birthday to Sue S. (the 9th), Laura (the 13th), and Stacy (the 15th). Good job everyone on the walk-a-thon. It wasn't that long (except for the runners, who took a detour)! Thanks for all your hard work Jodi. Congratulations Cara! WE LOVE OUR PLEDGES!!! Keep up the psyche initiation is almost here. Thank you to all the fraternities we have had rush events with. Good luck to everyone with their A-term classes. Finally welcome to all the Freshmen, good luck and GO GREEK!
Alpha Chi Rho
We're Back. This year I hope not clog up the works by just toolin' on bros, but to also say some actual pertinent info. Now that that's said, Milburn is a tool. Actually, for once, we do have some real stuff to throw on this high class circulation.
This week is the Annual "AXP Penny Wars". For those of you who don't know what that is, did know but forgot, or is named Foster, what Penny Wars is a Charity event held all week by the bookstore sponsored by us. The goal is for your group (club, greek org., dorm, etc.) to have the most positive points at the end of the week. To get "+" points, add pennies to your cup. To give "-" points toss any other type of monetary value (preferrably not in lira, Lino). Anyways, this event usually raises about $1,000 and is donated to the charity of choice in the winner's name.
What else? Rush is still hammerin' forward. Last Thursday we saw Andre portray why he is still "available". Kudos go out to AGD for hangin' out. To the frosh, keep checkin' that rush calendar for events still to come - I believe that mystery event is sneakin' up... you don't want to miss that one. To those with bids, keep comin' down and bringin' friends... don't let them miss out on what Crow is all about.
Friday's party w/ "Orion" brought them in from miles around. Next one we should have duelin' bands between them and the newly formed Fifty Year Storm. They play "Freebird", so it's given that they rule. Good job Social Crew, you're battin' .500.
Until next time. Next week won't be so kind. Yarca-whatevah.
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Well so far rush is going great. This Thursday is casino night. Last week we had the Boston invasion and the whiffle ball homerun derby. Congratulations to everyone who hit homeruns and to sully who is ahead on strikes. Overall this past week has been pretty good. It was pretty rocky for chuck but not too interesting for Becker, i guess you could say that it was pretty lame. A few more weeks Becker and you could break the record as well as rename the award. Speaking of breaking the record the new one is 17 and a bite. Can't write anymore or the column could be changed to the Mullen. Before i go thanks to everyone who went into Boston to help with the Walk For Breast Cancer.
Sigma Pi
Story Time... first of all, our condolences to Jim. We're all really sorry to hear about you father. If there's anything we can do, please let us know. Wow, back after a long f-- time, what a Toozday should be. I can't believe there letting us speak publicly again. TWO WORDS Summer rules! For all those that missed it, we at the Pi had a hell of a summer. Just too bad I don't remeber any of it. There were four motorcycles at the begining of the summer, now there are only three. You do the math. The only thing I remember is TRYING to get onto RT. 3 at 70 mph. (it didn't work) I was in the hall last week, and Drew came up to me. he says "you know, I really give a crap" I says" whadda you mean?" He says" you want it? I left it on city 2nd." Three Man Clitto- you knew you were getting sloppy seconds. It was your goal, you achived it, it's admirable. But, did anyone tell Beals he was geeting thirds? I hope not. and Danno....... I'll bet there was no bathing at all before it was your turn. What ever happened to that cat anyway? Oh. There's a new personality in the house, Gus. He is your friend. thats all I can say. As a matter of fact, I can here him calling me now. Gotta go. remember RUSH SIGMA PI see you next Tuesday.
Tau Kappa Epsilon
What the...where the hell am I. Oh, I'm back in Newspeak; I can't seem to remember why the Greek Corner was taken out of Newspeak anyway, but it's back and it's me Dink tellin' yall wuz up wif the TKE house. Sorry, I felt like I was in a club atmosphere, I won't let it happen again. Hey, hey Rush. Last night's billiards night kicked some serious butt, and congrats to the winners. Don't forget that this Thursday we have our Mystery Event, It's so Mysterious that I don't think that even the Rush Chairmen know what it is, but come on down to see how we can incorperate Volley Ball and BBQ into this event. The walls of the Centrum trembled with the cheers of "Let's go drunk guy" last Friday as TKE took over at the Ice Cats opener. I think it'll be a while before they let us back to another game. Yeah baby Yeah, TKE Slip-n-Slide. For all those who walked by and thought we were idiots to be sliding in late September, we were. Although we did make a good deal of money to help out the Special Olympics, taint no body laughing now. Well it's that time...no, not for the top five list. It's that time to say, "Thanks for stopping by, C U Next Time." Yathzee.
TKE PRIDE
Phi Sigma Sigma
Hey everyone!!! There's a ton of announcements, so get out your calendars! First Sports...Anyone who plays them can get a message to me to tell everyone to go. So far I have the crew scedule, which is Oct. 6th, 13th, and the 20th. Rugby, which is the best sport in the world, has games every Saturday. Talk to Anne, Jaz, or Katie for the places and times. We'd really love to see familiar faces there! Let's show some support for all our athletes! Field Hockey is doing great! Let's let them know it! And keep wearing those letters! It's great PR. In other news, congratulations go to KAREN OSMAN! She won the Skull award, and for those of you who didn't hear, we made $150 for the National Kidaney Foundation at Homecoming! The sales awards go to Kelly Hamel and Jen Childs! Way to go girls! Keep it up! Rush is right around the corner! LITP, WE RULE!!!
