Have you ever had one of those days when you had a million things to do? Have you ever wished you could just hire someone to do some of it for you, so you could get down to the important stuff? Or how about getting a professor to spend some one-on-one time going over a difficult topic? Your chance is now.
On Tuesday, November 18th, in the Lower Wedge, Alpha Phi Omega will be hosting it's Annual Service Auction. Dozens of people are willingly stepping up to the auction block, offering their services for sale. Proceeds will be donated to a charity selected by the "servant" who sells for the most money.
Stop by on Tuesday and see who we have for sale. Or, if you would like to perform service to benefit charity, you can find us in the mailroom next week, and you can offer your services for a good cause. If you like, you can specify exactly what you will or will not do, in any case you certainly won't be made to do anything you don't want to do. We encourage everyone - students, faculty, and staff - to contribute their services. Then, come down to the lower wedge at and purchase your friends to do your dirty work for you.
Check next Tuesday's edition of Newspeak for updates, including a list of some of the big names we have for sale!